molarbear

Well at least I know I wont die alone

if you're the dragon, what sort of line would you suggest?

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Actually no, I don't drink Caffeine anymore. It's strictly water or booze for me these days

I thought it was strange too, which leads me to believe someone called and said I was having a raging party or something, maybe they think I keep the Coyotes as pets or something... It didn't really bother me though, I was awake and they were very polite. Once I got past the initial phase of "OH SHIT SOMEONE'S DEAD!" I was fine

you kids and your drugs

I had that same question, they said it the noise complaint was in the area.. if that was true then why did they pick my house? Also there's one lamp on and i'm listening to music with headphones so there's literally no noise coming from my house The only right thing to do in this situation is egg every house around me

literally just got done talking to 2 cops who said someone filed a noise complaint in my area of the neighborhood. Tell them there are coyotes in the field behind the house sometimes and that may have been it, right about then what sounds like an end of the world coyote fuckfest seems to start up

You can always move to OK! Liquor stores have to close at 9pm and aren't open on Sundays, also the points don't matter.

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Close

I remember those, they always seemed to be huge drama fest

I'm not worthy to be in your presence

One time I took fake barf to the movie theater and dropped it from the balcony and make a puking sound as I did it, then everyone started puking all over

I cannot blow a bubble with gum whenever people start doing it around me I quickly spit my gum out and pretend like I lost it somewhere

I assume you've alarmed the National Guard about said Island, correct?

I go through a can of grizzly a day overindulge on alcohol way too frequently I also eat way too much red meat for someone who's family has a history of heart problems The plus side is I don't drink pop, caffeine, or sugary drinks, I splurge every now and then if I'm at Sonic and get a Cherry Limeade but that's like 3-4 times a year

I hate when I lose things and people tell me "it's where you last put it." NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK CLEARLY I'VE FORGOTTEN WHERE THAT WAS!

when you say "band" what exactly do you mean? Did you find a fucking carrier pigeon? If so, that note was meant for Kate Upton..... >.>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqGZbjOPqI

Duckhunt It came with Mario/track and field We played it first because we wanted to use the light gun

Happy Birthday! I breached the 30's last year and, I'm still not sure how I feel about it

Did you consult a younger and older priest afterward?

I've never pulled that off I have fallen asleep while reading a book and proceeded to drop it on my face before though

^This..... except I sleep on my stomach