molarbear

I prefer underwear to being nude honestly it protects my junk from spiders I don't want to be that dude that has to explain his junk got bit by a brown recluse and rotted off

They still make that stuff?

I could be wrong but, I believe it's an old battleship... possibly from the Civil War era

I never disagreed

Keith Richards Whatever type of creation he is, I want to be able to party like it's 1699 every year like he does.

I dunno, I hate coffee I've only been there once because my friend's wife was pregnant and wanted some kind of strange caffeinated beverage and she wanted whip cream blended into it and on top. She then lectured me about how iced coffee was completely different from normal coffee and urged me to take a sip of her drink for a solid 10 mins I finally took a sip and feigned that it didn't taste like coffee just to get her to leave me alone

I got a couple hours left before I get to that point

I dunno, they did have their own "Bar named" cabinet that was literally custom built cabinet with an emulator and tons of roms. You get 60 seconds to scroll through them all and attempt to remember the number of the game you want to play, I picked metal slug but as previously mentioned, someone had spilled beer on the machine and all the buttons were sticking and failing.

This place has Sunset Riders, Tron, Golden Axe, They had a guilty gear machine but it's down, the old Captain American game, and then all the really old classics.

I have no idea what that is

I actually kicked my cousin's ass at it tonight. I manage to hit 3 1000 circles in a game. I may have discovered a new super power I have while drinking.

We only have one, the bar has their own custom built cabinet with a metric fuckton of games on it I wanted to play but someone apparently spilled beer on it.

My brother and I tried to beat Sunset Riders for the first time ever... we failed about 5 levels in and then I failed at Tron

I'd probably be broke in 2 weeks

I'm not a social person per say but, before I got to my old job none of the dudes in my cell (we called different sections cells for some reason even though it wasn't a prison.) ate lunch together. I felt bad one day because the dude training me was eating lunch in the break room of our sell alone so I sat with him, then the dude I got hired on with that I knew came in with his brother in law, then the 2 old dudes joined us eventually. All we did was bitch about work together and make fun of each other. Eventually one of the guys wife started making food for all of us and sending it with him. I have no idea how it all happened.... but it did. TL:DR, shoot ear plugs at someone and then eventually their wife will start making you food.

That happened to have a full bar in it My life is complete now

4, my great, great Grandfather on my Dad's side came over on a boat from Italy.

Fuck you and your lumberjack beard!!!!!!!!! ;D

I've heard it's pretty amazeballs

It's easy, just talk about how much you hate work with other people at your work It always works for me

Mines more like "I'm super tired and there's my bed!" Then I get in bed and suddenly I have more energy than I had all day.

if you blow all the little fluff things off, is that considered decapitation or abolishing them from their Mother?

I laughed.

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