they'd be the lucky ones.
Here in the Midwest the Churches and White supremacists would probably unite and make some kind of peace treaty with that little micro dick asshole and somehow impose more stricter laws.
No bullshit there'd probably be sex police that you'd have to call anytime you wanted to have sex that made sure you stuck to just missionary position.
Foreplay would be outlawed, cuddling would be forced... and Dear God the unspeakable may happen, Prohibition. :'(