molarbear

Liara from ME, I mean I picked Jack, but Liara promised something an old board user promised as "getting fed a pepperoni pizza while high, in a hot tub and listening the "The Wall"." not sure if that was a structured sentence....... I tried.

I normally just get hammered at weddings it seems to get the job done

They had enough booze at the wedding to possibly kill 2 Blue Whales It was just getting there that was the pain in the ass

I'm pretty sure you can't conceal carry in a bar. Applebee's yes, an actual bar.... pretty sure that's like a fucking go to jail immediately card

that's in a dry county? It's 2017 Arkansas, get your shit together so people don't have to drive 20 mins to buy booze.

seems weird to me I mean you'd think you'd double check just to be sure or something before spending 20 grand on a funeral

He was too much of a pussy, plus the years don't add up.

THIS WINS!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope they change that sometime soon it's getting old

If that's the case I'm just going to change my name to Bigfoot so no one can see me

I just like how they make my urine look like the fluid inside chem lights

It's a pretty good movie. When I was in College I was reading the book about the Zodiac Killer and our power went out no bullshit I slept on the floor in my roommate's room that night

the bottle says there's only 200 pills in it but I've taken one a day for over a year now Something isn't adding up here flat Earth comfirmed

fuck dude, you put in some work on the old boards I only got banned once, for derailing one of Tuttle's threads

We all know AS doesn't show anime anymore

why has no one produced photos of the edge of the earth yet? I feel like if it does happen it'll be a super blurry picture much those of Bigfoot

........... so is this the thread to get Case Closed back on Toonami?

My dog use to scare herself awake by farting

So what you're saying is your basement is the masturbatorium where only the finest works are completed?

Am I allowed to partake in the cracking of a cold one but skip the blowjob party afterwards? No offense it's just I find dudes repulsive

ftfy

There are some dry counties on both sides near the border of the State Also one of the things we voted for on the Presidential ballot was real beer, it's suppose to be sold everywhere in less than 2 years

Nothing, I've never been there. I'm in the Northeastern part of the State where there's actually some population

I'm sorry You literally just described pretty much every town in this State when you said Casino I'm going to guess you're talking about Lawton or that meth dump known as Ada

That's pretty much how it is here, power outages are pretty common especially during the spring