molarbear

Tom Hanks has been married to his wife since 1988 #GoodGuyTomHanks

seriously, this song has been stuck in my head since 7th grade

It rained about 3-4 inches in a hour here today

When I got my last phone the Lady at the store showed me the Sprint help number then wrote her personal number on the card and told me "Call or text me if you have any questions or, if you know, you just want to bug me." I have this special ability at being oblivious to females sending hints

are you talking about laser hair removal? I only have to shave once or twice a week my facial hair takes forever to grow and when it does it's like this

I prefer that honestly, I hate going to the gym when it's packed I sweat a shit ton, even when I was in super good shape, running a mile I'd look like one of those beached whales people keep throwing water on plus I hate when I'm trying to hit a certain machine and a person just paces around it waiting for me to finish..... I've been here 20 seconds dude, take your pre workout drink energy somewhere else

Are you talking about specifically gay men doing this or all men? I'm only asking because if I'm paying for a friend or my Brother's meal I have no problem saying "together" I feel no need to over explain it, personally it's no one's business what my affiliation to said person is

My friends and I would go to the Lake and have a blast....then they all went and got married and started pumping out kids I'm super happy for them honestly but... Next thing you know you're having to pretend to answer fake phones, while simultaneously getting smacked by the one kid whose name you can't remember with a wiffle ball bat, while all this is happening your friend's other kid doesn't know how male anatomy is different yet and runs up to give you a hug, headbutting you right in the junk

nb4 he doesn't come back because he actually found a girlfriend :D :D

I don't mean this in a dickhead way, just a general question. When the Boards go down what is the expected maintenance time? I appreciate you mentioning it, but, what is the window of time of down time? Internets are over my head, I'm just wondering if you guys have like a given window on when the boards will be back up once they go down? Once again, I don't mean this in a dickhead way, it's just a general question.

my life I shave like every 4 days at most

It starts once we all sober up

I was never a stuffed animal person, I had them, they existed and I wasn't sure why. I Just asked for an extra pillow I could hike one of my legs on i sleep with my legs in the lower case h formation, always have found that the most comfortable way to sleep

Are you trying to quit?

I always knew females lied about how long it took to apply makeup

are ya moving?

did it take you the required 2 hours to apply it?

I wouldn't mind seeing a new Suikoden game

I beat COD:World at War on Veteran difficulty I'm 98% positive that it took a good ten years off my life with the Grenade spam glitch but I did it I also got past the Dam stage on the Ninja Turtles game on NES

^This I've been thinking about a change of scenery for awhile now, I'm tired of the insane heat in the summers and pretty much just tired of here

Nah bro, I use to buy shit off think geek just to look forward to something, I also subscribed to LootCrate. f

It's Stephen King so usually the movie endings are better than the books, he's great until nearly like 9.8 through the book then rushes the ending Salem's Lot is by far my favorite book by him I loved the Dark Tower Series and still nerd out over it to this day but the first book is kinda like "dafuq?" until you read the 4th book which gives the backstory. It gets better, and better and then the 7th book comes along and you're like "What kind of ending is this?"

I'm pretty sure this is how "The Stand" happened The Captain Trip's virus that wipes out most of humanity some lady banged the "Anti Christ" aka Randall Flagg aka The Man in Black I'm not going to spoil the ending but the dog "Kojak" lives

I remember at one point people were thinking of banning James and The Giant Peach banned from my school's library I never heard the official reason on why

happy late birthday