molarbear

Man I want to like this photo but I can't help but notice there's no dogs

I gotta spread out to sleep. I landed in Dallas one night and got stuck in the airport overnight because of storms and I was on like 2 hours of sleep and could not pass out because the floor was nasty and I cannot sleep in a chair My brother and I ended up just doing weird poses on the escalators that went over the highway all night hoping at least one person that drove by would be like "was that man elephant serving tea to a field mouse?"

this is a picture of every book I read last year I need a new bookshelf but I've been too busy not wanting to spend money on one to buy it *edit I read Desperation this year

I often times get home and do a double check on stuff I need to do to make sure I've done it..... then I pretend the world doesn't exist by playing video games

EVERY SINGLE TIME!

My Ma just likes photos of all my cousins baby's and shares 8 year old memes I also have a really close female friend who I share a constant stream of insulting banter that I thought was on pause because she had recently had another kid so I was like "hey hope you're doing ok!" and then she was all "hope your dick falls off loser!" and then here comes Mom with the sub comment of "you go girlfriend! (*que emoji that makes no sense)" thus I kinda stopped using FB

Repeated Sawdy quote when we're playing Sea of Thieves. Cannot claim it as my own material stolen from Johnny Depp.

But you have heard of me, right?

My Mom has a FB there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!"

post count did not roll over I must now start a one month campaign where I complain about this daily

You don't have to and you shouldn't be criticized for it. That being said people that choose to do so out of comfort or belief shouldn't be criticized every step of the way for their believes either. Believe it or not it's that simple imo Once again there are people on both sides of the argument that feel like it's "there way or the highway" and that's why I hate people. I think everyone needs to just spend their free time with their friends or family, and if they're not available you build a blanket fort and keep to yourself the entire time It works for me

Jenewbee I propose you take up Mix's offer then the 3 of us can go to clubs in style

If the first Documentary isn't titled "how to slay dat ass (am I right boys?)" I will be profoundly disappointed

I feel like this was a lot of excess work to do when I lie to you all the time CHERUBS ARE ANGELS TOO

It doesn't matter what people believe in, there's always going to be those few that take it way too extreme and go out of their way to force it down people's throats.

I'm sorry man. It was hard losing my Nana but I was also relieved because her last two years she was just in and out of the hospitals/nursing homes for all kinds of reasons.

Being a male that also lives alone..... I've been there I usually go to my friend's house about twice a week to eat dinner with them because him and his wife were over once and she was appalled that I just had a turkey sandwich for dinner

I would low key follow that dog around and pet it as many times as I could

I'd consider that classic but I never got into them I mainly like Sabaton because I'm really into history and hearing a band jam about it is pretty fucking cool

Nah I'm not really big into metal to be honest. I like the classics but that's about where I stop, I do dig me some Sabaton but I wouldn't really consider them metal it's more Hard Rock imo

I'm not a big Man of War fan I'm just kind of a fan of their lead singer because he did a cover of one of the Phantom of the Opera songs with some lady

Dude you're in a metal band, isn't that like a prereq to joining one?

none of mine were ever creepy but my old roommate dated a girl and after he broke up with her I woke up one morning to a notebook on our front porch that had parts of magazine pictures glued to the pages with some kind of post breakup rant She had also taken the cushions off the couch on our porch and thrown them in the yard I told him if I got stabbed because of his ass I'd haunt him

This is how Fight Club happened

I really hate those mornings It was really bad in college where I'd think I could just stay awake and go to class and sleep after my classes... then I get tired like a hour before my classes started