molarbear

*glass shattering I never realized this until now Happy Birthday

I try to pretend they don't. I feel like they can lose all but one game in a season and the sports casters will claim they should be playoff contenders

Have you never had a milk sandwich before? they're like the tomato soup to a grilled cheese during natural disasters

That went way better than I thought it would I always thought the kid was overrated at USC, mainly because every person who's ever played QB at USC is touted as some demi god of a player and then washes out in the NFL and ends up doing halftime updates granted it's one game but he looked pretty good

I turned it on and saw a kickoff happening with 14:40 on the clock and was all "WTF?" I just want Detroit's offense out there so Golden Tate can get me some fantasy points

I'm fairly positive this is the first season Bulaga is actually playing and not on IR probably wrong but I'm fairly positive the dude has been knocked out for the season by like the 2nd pre season game the last 3 years or so

Has anyone ever requested that you cover yourself in lemon slices while singing the "twinkle twinkle little star" before?

I don't think people lived long enough to remember the the previous decade back then

a true example of mediocrity

Make sure whoever does it gets the job done I took a baseball to the jaw and cracked a tooth and I think the crown alone was like $800 that's not counting the root canal they had to beforehand

I hear Alpha males are scientifically proven to possibly be the first humans to have a mutant child with a sock

Dragon Warrior I would watch my Brother play it and try to copy what he did later because I really had no idea where to go, I mainly just loved the music

I can neither confirm nor deny this question

I almost cried when Matthews got that roughing the passer penalty after the incomplete pass on 4th down

I'm filing a formal complaint with the fantasy football league about you and Aaron Rodgers working together to pad your numbers Don't think I didn't notice he was throwing to Cobb wayyy more than he was to Adams

I found a relic

I like to think of myself as part Bigfoot, I inherited the blurry non photogenic qualities and that's about it

I couldn't read your post due to the heart attack I was having from all the GOD DAMN CHEESE I WAS INGESTING!

Still waiting on that fishing trip

I prefer the term "Giant Asshole" personally

There is no puppy photo to support

no it's more like the school carnival type https://www.amazon.com/Olde-Midway-Popcorn-Machine-8-Ounce/dp/B01N9KNFBC/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1536474768&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=popcorn+machine&psc=1 I was under by $30 I still think it's a solid investment

I plan on buying one of those fancy popcorn makers some point soon they're only like $130 on Amazon

I only watched the highlights and if you're talking about the fumble then I kind of agree to me it looked like the ball flew out of bounds at least a foot or two before the end zone

sometimes I'll go see a movie I have no real interest in just for an excuse to get movie popcorn