molarbear

My best friend was in town with his 2 yr old this week He's learning to be potty trained so when we were in the backyard he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and he told him to just whip it out and go later that day we were at walmart and he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and my friend's all "hang on we'll go to the bathroom" his son proceeded to just whip it out and pee right there in the aisle I was honestly laughing so hard that I thought I was going to die

I didn't start Golden Tate because he was listed as "Questionable" He proceeded to rack up nearly 30 points while sitting on my bench Meanwhile I picked up Tannehill for my QB slot because Smith was on a Bye week, may as well have just left Smith there because that asshole got zero fucking points

I don't make threads anymore because Irony is lost here and a sense of Humor is long gone.

they're chicken tacos are pretty "cut" worthy!

you're welcome

They failed... their QB had looked decent all night and on a do or die 4th and 5 they tried some botched run play

Nope Two of them their kids had stuff to do, one never got back to me, and one claimed he was broke and didn't have enough gas to drive the 3 miles

It turned out pretty successful

You and Disco are more than welcome to come over, you'd just have to bring an extra controller because I only have 2

GO TO "TAPS" BEST BAR EVAR

The head offical for the Sooner/Baylor game is fucking jacked! The Clemson/Syracuse game was fun to watch and I'm looking forward to Penn St/Ohio St later on

The same thing I strive to do every Saturday... Watch football all day and mayhaps order a pizza I dunno though, I've been wanting to bust out the Gamecube so I may see if some friends want to come over and play mario kart

Technically if you were hot couldn't you then become rich via your looks?

I use to have a fish that hung on my wall and sang this song It took a solid 2 days before it went from entertaining to in the trash

unless I've known someone for awhile I don't talk a whole lot (completely off subject but I've been watching Football and forgot my bedding was in the washer) I personally get kind of sketched out when people are super social when I first meet them, like my Brother's Girlfriend gave me her garage code the first time I met her and told me where her key was hidden maybe I just have a lack of trust in people or something, or it could very well have been the amount of wine she had consumed

Happy Birthday!

That doggo is just trying to be good and shake the human's hand

Who are you going to see? I can completely understand if you don't want to answer that for privacy reasons btw Concerts don't really bother me you'll just never find me in the general admission area squished in with tons of other people trying to fight to the front

Sure! I wouldn't mind going through 7th grade again, those were pretty good times

Sometimes I make threads that I think are funny and they fail epically then I make a shit clone thread that gets moved to Dumpster fire and it receives the most likes I've ever got and most replies evar.

I always drink a cup of green tea when I wake up because I read long ago it can boost your metabolism I don't drink it in traditional sense, I put ice cubes in it and shoot it down the hatch

Probably the worst atrocity he's ever committed