molarbear

Captain Planet on the Nes

I've never really had that problem with jeans My pajama pants always seem to rip in the crotch region though I think it's because I buy cheap ones and sit Indian style a lot

I want to insert something funny here but I woke up way too early on a day I planned on sleeping in

Someone just moved up in my post apocalyptic draft

... enjoy Menopause

Mine wins, Movie Reference beats Rock 100% of the time

4 of my normal starters have a bye week and I had to assemble a bunch of backup players just to fill out my lineup

I think it's a Regional thing because I swear there is something in the water in PA that makes people want to boast about their sex life. Round here we're all Minus the epic part but it's no one's GD business

I spent at least 30 hours playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and my save says I'm 34% done with the story.

This

I cleared the first day if nothing else I'll always be able to brag about that

There's another race stage after the hover bike section that is apparently nearly impossible to beat unless you're playing on a CRT TV

I was hoping for an animal picture but that is a nice looking truck

Now that is a username I haven't heard dropped in a long time didn't they rack up like 9000 posts in just a few months?

Happy Birthday!

For me all the advantages were batting on the left, I just wanted to be a switch hitter and played around with it until finally admitting my body/brain couldn't function that way I was taught to point your thumb at a corner and close one eye at a time and the eye where your thumb is still on said corner is your dominate eye

I found this in the Garage and thought about doing a last min Tom Brady costume for Halloween

What's eye do you use to shoot with? My dominate eye is my right eye but I'm left handed, I fiddled around with different stances but eventually just started shooting right handed because it took forever to line a shot up that wouldn't risk having the gun kicking back into my face @midnight being able to throw a baseball with both hands is fairly impressive, if I remember correctly I think the Athletics had a relief pitcher that would bring two gloves to the mound because he could pitch with both arms. I can do stuff with my right hand but trying to throw a baseball on that side is just an embarrassing act for me... just picture what someone stroking out mid throw would look like and that's the results. I did experiment with switch hitting for a couple years during practices, the results weren't nearly as disastrous as throwing but I was way more fluid and coordinated batting left handed

I was gonna make a joke about working for the FBI but it turns out there a ton of laws about even joking about that shit..... so, I'm just here to make shit post and find mac n cheese pizza

I just do the swan kick pose and hope they don't call BS on me