molarbear

If I somehow win the toilet bowl I am going to celebrate way more than I should

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes I'm going to end it like any irresponsible person in their early 30's should end a birthday.... by drinking semi responsibly

confirmed toilet bowl?

There's a toilet bowl?

Thanks Reptar!

Thanks! I plan on sitting in my Pajama pants all day, ordering pizza and boneless wings, and more than likely just indulging in video games all day

Sooners, Cubs, Packers all day!

Thanks man!

BOGGLE!

I still get misty eyed watching that video and I have no shame in admitting that

The greatest thing to come out of Tejas is I-35N, FACT! Thanks man!

It was probably in heat instead of a normal "Raaawrrr" it sounds more like the gates of hell are opening

I actually didn't swear a whole lot until I was about 17

I meant to sleep in until at least 9 instead I woke up at 6 and want to destroy the known Universe Nostalgic cartoon intros are helping me though

I would never. Would I help friends out by giving them a tit for nothing trade.... yes, did I? No one excepted said deals. I can't blame them because my Star RB and go to WR's have collectively scored a whopping 11 points combined this week. I think this is a sign that the Universal RNG is not in my favor. John Brown scored exactly zero points this week, I can't wait until later tonight when Golden Tate scores negative 5 points instead of 20+... I'm sure he'll do it very majestic like in the process though

Now I want some boneless wings

Now your cat and LB are going to be sitting under your tree pawing at ornaments

I couldn't tell if I was stroking out or if my headphones had fucked up luckily it was the latter still, it's very confusing when you're suddenly only hearing out of one ear

3.9 Whatever, I'll just master Kama Sutra

Do I get a participation trophy?

What are these "dirty thoughts" you speak of? Do they involve holding hands with a girl? I'm about to hit puberty so I'm taking all the notes I can

Your place looks hella cozy

Christmas Eve I'm suppose to go to my Brother's house because his GF is making some sort of fancy meal I have not been made aware of any plans for Christmas day yet but I know my Parents are coming into town so I'm pretty sure something is happening

I didn't want to brag but I've recently upgrade to benching a tooth pick