molarbear

My neighbors have one of those ankle biter sized dogs I love Dogs but it yaps so much that I secretly wish a Hawk would mistake it for a rodent one day

Happy Birthday! (I was going to put a Mighty Ducks Gif here but I'm updating a game on xbox so my internet can't handle it)

It's not even me although I do find myself talking out loud to myself more often than I'd like to

What if it learned to walk on two legs and you taught it to do the dance scene the little alien does in Space Balls?

That's fine... I kind of enjoy being single, at least now when I get yelled at 50% of the time I know why

You should buy some of those wire less ear buds and hide them with your hair (assuming it's long enough) As for car washes I believe they're sadistic franchises created by numerous birds in one suit dressed up as a person it's the only logical explanation I can think of as to why birds always shit on my car the day after I wash it

Did your cat start walking on two legs?

I believe it's your responsibility as a Dad now to a pupper to post weekly photos of said pupper ya know... for Science I take it back, I hadn't clicked in your puppy thread in awhile

there is a 99.8% chance that what would have ended in a victory for me is now going to transform into a crushing defeat

My Defense scored more points than my Flex, TE, and RB's combined

TMNT TMNT 2: Arcade Record of Lodoss war on Dreamcast and that Gundam game they had on Dreamcast Also the Dynasty Warrior Gundam games

I tried to wash my car and the first spot I pulled in was out of order... .then the next spot the brush didn't work Compared to your Monday it's a breeze, sorry that contractors are yelling at you. I suggest taking this approach to them

I got 48 seconds in before I just gave up

Cholula It's like a super spicy version of ketchup that taste amazing on scrambled eggs

I cannot promise I won't eat all the cookies

I'm glad Kyler Murray won the Heisman I just hope OU doesn't get absolutely destroyed by Bama in the playoffs a win isn't really something I expect, I just hope they don't get blown out

I think you just started one

In the ever far grasping chance that I win the Toilet bowl I would like my title to be "Destroyer of Toilets"

Does "Restore" mean they replace them, or are they just polishing them? If it's the latter you can just hit them with some wet sand paper and buffing compound and make them look brand new yourself

She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar"

I don't know what that is but I can make a mean Shells and Cheese

not Sexual but moving into your House for the month of DEC! I fail at baking and would gladly eat free cookies!

that looks fancy as fuck I hope you ate it holding your pinky out

I've always just hanged them with the design outward facing I never really paid attention to which direction they were hanging

Don't forget the tax breaks