molarbear

All I know is the other day I was at an outlet mall with my Aunt and some lady walked into the store with 3 golden retrievers when she told me it was ok to pet them and I was immersed into a vortex of tails wagging at the speed of bark, had I been struck by lightning at that moment I would have viewed it as a good way to go

I have a weird vocabulary because My Mom is from here and my Dad is from Chicago

Imagine a Cowbell solo so sick that the cow spontaneously combusted on stage That would be fucking metal sir

Not nearly as catchy as ring around the rosie

That would explain the Blurry-ness of every photo That or Bigfoot is just blurry

I don't have that one either because I got "THE POXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!" when I was a baby

Hulu added every episode of this show to their catalog I've found myself binge watching it more times than I can count

It's not my band but I've never seen someone use a live cow for recording let alone performing This could be the new sound they spoke of in the Mighty Boosh

@Cau Confirm, >10? He's just really adept for his age. He was ordering Domino's online by the time he was 4, and he did it without getting pineapple on any pizzas If that's not a Prodigy, I don't know what is anymore

I built a couple for camping and they work pretty well. Pro tip, have one blow directly into the covers of your bed

I can kind of drum. I'll record for you as long as you agree to let my little brother air drum to the tracks during live performances I can't confirm this but I also believe he would appreciate a Calf on Stage at all times as a Service Animal, it's going to need some sound cancelling headphones so it's hearing isn't damaged, and also probably gonna need some sweet cow massages you know what? Just have your people call my people

How many drugs did they take?

It's actually kind of emotional for me My Nana took me to see the original in theaters and she's no longer here to go watch the new one with me

Try building a couple of these for your bedroom

My Older Brother would be proud of you He use to collect the X-Men comic books while I was buying baseball cards

did you buy the box of 64 crayons with the built in sharpener?

Replace "Night Attack!" with Pocket Sand you're welcome

I'm too lazy to read all the replies, has anyone suggested drinking yet?

We can try I think most the week is already planned but if something falls through I'll let you know

I have a large bag full of soaps I've collected and the Uncle I'm visiting has Cats that I'm fairly positive are sizing me up for dinner ATM. I'm working on calling in a favor to all the Squirrels I've gone out of my way to not crush with my vehicle over the years to come to my defense but, if that fails I have left said bag to you in my will

How's bitcoin doing in that future?

I was never invited

Michigan

I use to think that until I found out one of my limbs was shorter than the others That's raised more questions than I previously had