Vamped

Read that as Farmville

Graham crackers and peanut butter XD

Oh hohoho its not a butt XD

One hour later and the gunshots have finally stopped but the sirens have started.

Play child appropriate board games and then wait to see if my kids puts me off my own compooter to play Fall Guys Then Ill try and figure out how to make this warlock fucking double jump on destiny so Im not repeatedly dying in strike machines because I cant get over a high ledge v.v

WHAT ABOUT OFFICER JENNY?!

Happy Birthday!

Well ... I mean .... I dont know that I would have understood it as coming to get some dick. Id probably have been like .... so what you dont take showers normally or .... ?

That was your way in and you let it get away. You ran away from it!

It appears its time to begin building your reverse harem.

Getting frustrated because I cant get these fucking double floatie jumps in Destiny 2

Agreed. I wanna just pop up and force her to get dolled up and watch all the dick pour in Like a sluttier Queer Eye episode. Get in there and scoop those boobs into a bomb ass push up bra

I just post the ones I like. 90% of my internet presence is redistributing memes

Gotta insert a little fun into it, like whipped cream and a cherry on a milkshake

In that case ... Wait for your cute little cuddly anime nights but watch something thats not too consuming and then when its prime cuddle time, pop out of the cuddle and act surprised "Oh no I forgot to wear panties"

No. Thats why Im gently encouraging her to get the dick.

I am dying. This is the best thread to me Thank you poof

Out of everybody, you have a problem with Brock? Did you not see this big ass humanoid Pikachu fuck monster?!!