Vamped

We should watch it as a group. Problem solved. Questions answered

IS THE FUCKING DUDE PRETENDING TO BROCK ARE HIS EYES CLOSED THE WHOLE TIME?!

As much as I like Star Trek ... CBS all access can eat a dick. Im not paying for it. If its not on Netflix, Hulu, or Funimation I wont be seeing it

tell him the bag was nice but you're waiting for him to drop off the real present

I'm sorry some members have some childhood trauma to unpack but projecting their shitty parents onto me or assuming they know anything about my life or my child's life/happiness is unfair. No parent is rainbows and unicorns farts all the time, but feel free to ride in on high horses and judge me as a parent for venting on the internet as several of you struggle with concerning mental health issues and life struggles of your own Some of you should consider seeing a therapist/social worker/psychologist/psychiatrist/somebody that can help you process some of your trauma and take some accountability for allowing that trauma to have such control over you as adults.

He has a chest just for hotwheels. Like I dont know how y'all are imagining this going down XD Its not like im sitting him down in the floor and making him watch me throw them into a fire

.... throwing away literal dollar toys when you have several more and cleaning the house? Okay. Dont know the extent of your childhood trauma but a couple of hotwheels isnt going to ruin a childhood. Im not sure where you think old toys go.

They looked like pizza rolls last night but ... I also had a margarita So

Can't get to the breaking news because somebody is trying to sell me boots >.<

Take better care of your stuff

My parents bought this big ass spiderman truck and Im like ... where the fuck am I going to store this thing

Keep the little shits off the floor if you really care about them. If I give you fair warning Im sweeping, mopping, vacuuming, shampooing the carpet and ask you to get your toys up and you leave them down. Trash.

Them shits are going in the trash

How many hotwheels does one fucking child need? Im literally surveying all this stuff to see how soon and how many I can sneak in the garbage

... cant watch it ... too ugly But Im a Grinch every year

Tis the season for Festive Faps

feel like ... ejaculating pizza rolls?

ATL stresses me out. I enjoyed the airport in Minneapolis

I tried helping one of my patients get in. You have to be off your meds for 2 years

The people Ive seen at the greyhound stations are sketch AF Im glad I can just drive or fly wherever