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I tried to click in this thread 3x and each time I fat fingered into your profile. Just wanted you to know so you dont feel special

So what you're saying is .... if you had money, you'd waste it

Why not both?

I dunno if I have a favorite one. I liked Sucker of Souls, Sonnie's Edge, and Good Hunting the most. I think after Beyond the Aquila Rift I started wondering .... were there going to be titties in every episode?! In Sonnie's Edge .... "I've shown you my tits, now you have to trust me right?" >.> I was also wondering if the fucking alien in Beyond the Aquila Rift was eating those people. Like I'm sure its getting something else out of playing around in their memories. I was probably way way over thinking Good Hunting but I was just trying to figure out why she didn't bash that fat dude's brains in and rip his dick off as soon as she got her whole robot body? ..... Then also .... why the fuck would you give her this strong ass robot body and expect her not to beat your ass?

people assuming I wouldn't get references to pop culture because I'm apparently I'm too pure and virginal Apparently I just go home and the read the Bible or some shit

Take out the whoppers and replace the hershey's with the special dark and then Ill consider it

Oh my gawd I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows about this. I send this link out like once a year and people act like they've never seen this before

That's not mine. I pull out everytime

Thats not good for my blood pressure

because ..... I ... am an urban pharmacist?

I ordered soup today from the drive thru at Panera Bread and only had to repeat myself 3 times. I think 3 times is how long it took the guy at the window to figure out Id lost my voice and wasnt actually cookie monster choking on a dick. I had so much anxiety about how I sound, Ive been eating cough drops and drinking tea all day

That bitch at gamestop's getting pretty famous

He doesn't need to given anything. Let him work for his whore money like everybody else

>.> Meth wont make you skinny?! Cocaine still will right?!

Its not setting you up to fail. We know goddamn well these commercials are lies. They're just to put the men at ease.

Fuck spring. I have so much mucus all over everywhere. My voice is gone

Pornhub

Gawd I hope that's not what is going on. Every time I take my cousin to JC Penny's I swear the dressing rooms smell like ass

Steve went away to college, Blue is that new guy's problem now

It all comes full circle.

Nothing really comes .... just like when I vanity search myself here

Good new is .... if you get arrested and go to jail, you'll lose your virginity in no time