Vamped

I feel like this is the exact plot to Taboo Charming Mother ... only of course the mom is like oooh nooo Im so embarrassed you caught me and my vibrator having us time .... and then he finishes the job I could see the hentai in my head but I was trying to Google the name of it with a description and an image search .... I found it .... but it was some work lol

Take an actual vacation and mix it up. I do everything in my power not see my coworkers outside of work. I would avoid them at work if I could

Was it your step mom? ...... is this a plot to a hentai?

Whaaaat? Not alot of people I know like Korra

I dont need another destiny. I didnt play the first one Or the division. I also got a GTA with my xbox thats still in the plastic wrap. Im up for Overwatch though. Hopefully my mic/headset doesnt derp like last time

Those Ivy zombies were more annoying than anything else. I just used her 9mm to get them out of the way. I only killed the 2 in the hall before the greenhouse because they were just extra annoying

granny says good young ladies always keep both their feet on the floor when entertaining potential suitors

A tortoise is a land turtle .... a turtle that lives on land. The turtles my parents murdered were probably pond turtles though. I may be the only one that calls them land turtles ... Will I die calling them land turtles? You damn right You must be the wise guy this article mentions https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise I totally did google the shit out of turtles >.> Dont judge me

chocolate is a close second to Blueberry

.... what..... who told them this was okay?!

But you survived!

Obliterate him in UNO

I went to a local one with my entire family and I was unimpressed ... but then again I was 8 months pregnant and hot and my mom kept making me sit down at every chair or bench we passed

I wont be too upset if it doesnt. We'll just take another, more kid friendly excursion. He really enjoyed The Great Wolf Lodge and its somewhere easy I wouldn't feel uncomfortable with just the 2 of us if need be.

Iced Matcha Green Tea latte I dunno what that is but okay

If you drowned some land turtles like my parents. Its too much for me

He's doing much better than the turtle my parents found in the yard and thought it would make a nice pet for us ..... It probably would have ..... except it was a land turtle and they put him in the fish tank. Every time it climbed up on the imitation stick in the fish tank, my mom would knock it back off in the water

good vibes pew pew pew

Yes. The miniature can go as Steven ... thats my level of cosplay. Jeans and t-shirts.

The price you pay to perfect your craft. I'll go as Greg Universe

Mix said it was a couch cushion I didn't look that closely