Vamped

I dunno what you mean. Im a classy lady

I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std

Not enough obligatory selfies and thigh pics

I'll be giving demonstrations in the ice cream section in Costco if you're interested. Bring your own knee pads

It opens you up like no squatty potty can

I've heard from hentai unreliable sources that buttsex helps with constipation

get your money the best way you know how

To be fair, I'm still actually worried about WWIII

Damn ... you found my sex tape

I can't view the links on my work computer, they pose a minimal security risk! LOL

Eh .... why not? I still have some positive outlooks on having a family. Starting crazy holiday traditions, going on family vacations, doing routine stuff with a companion and the spawn that you are genetically programmed to invest in and care about. Doing gross stuff .... like sneaking into the bathroom to poop while your partner takes a shower y'know .... weird endearing things like that. Plus I need somebody to go halfsies on the welsh corgi puppy that I want.

Big Bushy Cooters

I think its delightfully hilarious .... but only because these students have all the resources in the world. They didn't have to work through high school, they don't have to work to get themselves through college .... why couldn't you be a star high school student in order to earn your way into a top tier school? If you've got 500,000 to pay into a scam, why couldn't your kids work hard to get accepted and then just write a check to the school to pay for tuition and make a donation? Like .... you have all these resources .... why are your kids losers that need their parents to bribe them into school?

I think its getting increasingly common for dudes to be at baby showers. Its not like there's male strippers or anything. Cutesy drinks and snacks .... mostly an opportunity to play games and get free stuff for the baby

Private time with his pussy?

hope you washed your compression socks!

I'd die right there in my kitchen

The whole board is the virgin folder

>.> Probably Most likely Yes

Lube your own goddamn chair

By all means dont say anything about starting a family on the first date

Did .... he say buthole pussy?