Vamped

I didn't watch the video, but I too have been known to shit thunder on occasion

Probably would've saved you 20 bucks though

Why pretend to need a story line? Just play the hentai games?

I mean ... Im still going to watch Family Feud and laugh so ... whatever

not exactly sure where I was expecting this video to go.... but it wasn't there

if it can be powered by a usb connection .... it can't be doing too much

I've never heard anyone refer to an elephant as a douche

I spent the entire winter sneaking around the house turning off the heat every chance I got.

got one of those Fiber One protein bars .... feeling skinny already ....actually feeling like I have to poop

I was looking for generic smite memes ... and this was the only one close enough to what I was looking for .... then the pics kinda spiraled out of control tomato tomato

I think you underestimate the power of my dryer and the thickness of my thighs

My parents have 3 window units, two in the back, and one in the front. I bought one of the fuckers in the back of the house because the shit was ridiculous. Then when I moved out my brother slid into my old room .... and now that I had to move back in. I'm in the middle of the house where the cool air doesn't reach. Also my mom turns on the heat as soon as the temperature dips below 50.

..... oooh well .... apparently I'm not classy or fashion forward

I must not have achieved the level of class required for Earl Grey and creased trousers. I throw my slacks into the dryer and hope for the best.

the terrible thing about that is the pumpkin

I bought a whole little container of Earl Grey because I was re-watching a shit ton of Star Trek TNG on Netflix and I thought .... I'm gonna be sophisticated as fuck with this. Earl Grey. Hot. ........ .............. ........ Mistake.

=_= I miss the central air and heat I had at my apartment. I rarely ever had to turn on the heat in a high rise. I don't understand how people are okay with window A/C units that can't cool the whole house.

It sounds great. I rarely drink coffee since I got old and it started bothering my stomach

>.> does it work though?

sell ass

Doubt it. Everybody was probably too busy convincing themselves AIDS only happens to gay men.