Vamped

Thats what I was gonna say about some of the truck drivers Ive hired.... im not sure some of them can even read for real

Ehh .... until they find out for themselves. I havent really said anything about Santa so if the miniature believes in Santa, he believes. I think right now he iust likes getting presents. Why not let them believe in the imaginary for as long as they like? I think too many adults get caught up in their own cyncial depressing view of the world and try to crush other people's joy because they have none. I think children should be able find and enjoy magic wherever they see it as long as they can.

Thats a pretty sweet cake

Happy Birthday!

Ill hold my own boobs thanks

Fresh out of attractive girls but I do know a few truck drivers that owe me favors

How would you like to be killed?

Triss > Yennifer Liara > Thane > Tali > everybody else >.> Kaiden's a whiny bitch Garrus = BFF

I couldn't stand it when I was little, but now I prefer dark chocolate .... unless its something like a Reese's or Snickers

All the profiles Ive viewed .... I just kinda fat fingered my way into them. I hear thats the way to a person's heart ....the long way

I hated Family Matters so .... Im not even mad

.... so I see today is an internet competition for people announcing to the world they dont like Game of Thrones or Jesus.

If thats not effective birth control I dont know what is

Just reminded me to go pick up my free birthday item from ULTA .... bets its some BS that I wont use. >.> might let them do my hair while Im there but I doubt it

This old lady at work told me that was the cure for heartburn.... old bitch.

I hated everything about the night before Easter and Easter Sunday when I was little .....DESPISED it

Church is always so damn extra on Easter .... gawd

..... I have the weirdest mental image in my head right now .... is the marinade an everyday routine or just for when you're having company over to eat ass?! >.> prime your ass with bourbon and brown sugar to make the flavor more robust?

The miniature and I are going to an aquatic easter egg hunt later on today at the university pool.

I dunno why y'all decided to dump on Steve Harvey today but he's making bank so clearly people like him. He's good with black people and increasingly more likable with white people. His book was really popular when it came out. Every woman I know bought a copy.

I think my coworkers know not to text me if they were in that situation. I'd consciously ignore it or be like "i'm on break"

Sounds like a personal problem

I think he's funny sometimes. Sometimes I listen to his radio show