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Work Internship School Mom stuff Today I have the following scheduled Work Internship After hours patient visits Mom Stuff Pass out in my work clothes

My original birth certificate also my Shampoodle and Tonka truck

>.> So I had to call maintenance at work to flush the toilet once. It wasn't all my fault, somebody before me tried to flush a shit load of tissue and it was stopped up before I even pooped .... but the poop did not help. Actually ... I didn't call maintenance, I printed an "out of order" sign and taped it on the door after I covered the toilet with paper seat covers and let one of the old ladies call maintenance

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Got big plans?

You people are really disappointing me

That Mickey Mouse is fucking adorable

A character you wanna see banged .... specifically in Ghost in the Shell? ... and .... today I realized how specifically Google Image search can deliver on unexpected queries XD

Is ... this what ... eating ass is like?

Prepare your somatic senses because Im going to insert my fully extended meat probe into your moist orifices until its innards burst forth like biscuit dough from a pillsbury can

One of my favorite parts is The fish in the bowl aint lucky, they in for a worser fate, one day when the boss get hungry... guess who gon be on the plate

Got big adult plans for this weekend

Girl ... I had just pumped like a whole bottle's worth of milk and my sister let her dog in the house and it dove against the little TV table I had my pump hooked up to and knocked it over. I swear to god I could've falcon punched the life out of that goddamn dog. One punch, straight to dog heaven. Pumping is no goddamn joke. You can get cut over some spilled breast milk.

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I thought I was pretty safe in the hentai sections but now Im seeing more and more of this pedobait stuff.

Do you take payment in Trident Layers?

Sounds like a good way to get arrested and branded a sex offender or some similar shennanigans

Might have to sell some ass and get a new one

Did you ask why? Sometimes .... some doctors are just trying to get over. Not saying yours is. I go to a pcp that sees a whole lot of old people so they always explain why or they'll try and consider costs and insurance

I always feel guilty so I dont try and leave the miniature too often aside from work/school

Congratulations! Spoil yourself now because once that baby pops out, its go time XD

Yeah. But now Im getting it super often at my internship

Thats about equivalent to my grandpa's measurement of people's worth in dead flies

It almost feels like too many people have said it and now I'm starting to think .... I made a mistake