Vamped

I feel dirty ... like is this an upskirt or something?

Im not down for backpacking across the country and sleeping on the ground so ... Id probably have a day job and like 1 pokemon or Gonna get some magikarps and wait for them to evolve or some shit.

Prolly just trying to smash

That fox(?) has seen some shit

Why waste time and energy debating? Just respect their beliefs or lack thereof and move on

I feel like there's a tube that says "washer fluid" on the top. Like thats the extent of knowledge on cars. I can check my oil, add washer fluid, boost off a battery, could probably change a tire but .... so much easier to call TDOT or roadside assistance so .... Ill probably just wait for the off chance I invest in a relationship and have that person show me how for shits and giggles >.> still probably just going to call TDOT

Not trying to fuck around in the Vatican. Im sure there are real demons in there

Have zero desire to sleep in a tent. The only way I go camping is if I can go camping like Pete in the Goofy Movie.

Happy Birthday

Its free with Prime but Ive only ever watched Downton Abbey on it. Havent really seen anything else I want to watch.

..... is that .... BABY SHARK?! I will do the WHOLE dance

A Silent Voice

Excellent work 😆

Ive just now watched the whole video

My brother is too damn old for this. Thats some stuff you do in the cool sister's car. I am not the cool sister.

Way too scared that I'm so unlucky, I'll smoke and then sprain my ankle at work again

kinda looks like porn

Well he's not borrowing it again. Its stupid. Why would you smoke inside somebody else's car. I don't give a damn about him smoking weed. I just dont want it in my car. I'm not cool at all ... here I am baby on board sticker, carseat, toys in the back, spare jackets in the middle of summer, trying to blow weed out of my car on the interstate going to work.

I let my little brother borrow my car to "go hang out with some friends" His dumb ass left the baggie in my center console. Now I'm hoping its not on my clothes

..... but I dont smoke

suit yourself