Vamped

well .... that jellyfish is fucking dead ..... ........ ................... do do do do do

Probably would feel better about today if you hadn't killed him last night. Better take some pain meds and inhale some oranges.

omg lmao

I'm not fighting another woman for a man He's a coward. You deserve a better quality man.

He's just going to continue to use you. If he wanted a divorce he would get one or at least a separation until they could afford the divorce. Its not good for you or his wife. He is the only one wholly benefiting from this arrangement But you're and adult so ... y'know do what you want

You ignore that shit if you're / they're married, if they really want to be with you they will get the divorce.

Too scared to stray from Almond milk. I just found out Ben & Jerry's makes Dairy free ice cream. I'm set

Its cool. You eventually learn their habits so if you're paying attention you know when they're about to bolt ... or you learn to have a vice grip on their baby hands. Have a point of contact on something all the time, hand, arm, leg, waist band of pants, back of the shirt, something so you can take them down. Parent reflexes kick in, I have grabbed running babies that weren't mine. Plus its so easy to tip them over. You could knock a toddler over by standing too close.

I like how people always say stuff like that, it always make me think women are out here knocking dudes out with their cooter powers and throwing them in sacks to take them from their wives. >.> That dude went willingly. I also think those women that go after the other woman are stupid to. Your significant other is the adulterer, beat his ass first

Lol it is. I was never afraid of Usula because she looks like my aunt

=_= I just had mint and chocolate chip gelato.... so Not gonna be hot anytime soon XD

Literally had no idea thats how that song was supposed to sound

Im just not doing it. Whatever prizes they give out Ill go buy it myself

Going to work for no pay tomorrow for some internship hours. These people neglected to tell me I only have to see a patient twice a month so Ive been trying to see them all every week and this one lady that I see off hours has been really taking alot out of me. Ive gotta muster up the courage tomorrow to tell her that shit is over. Ill do it next week and then its 2 visits a month like everyone else.

Probably looked like you wanted it

Gonna clean, go buy some nice smelling lady things, gonna visit dying gramps and them pop the miniature with water balloons .... but dont feel bad for him, he has a super soaker But I HAVE A BIGGER ONE