Vamped

How did you swing not incorporating the holiday into your vacation?

Adventures in Awkward: Am I successful yet?!

College Football is NOW JAZZ!!!

Its probably outside the apartment unit door if there was an apartment number on the address label

Those shoes are killer

Kids on the Slope

I dunno ... I always think one of them in the friendship secretly wants to bang and is looking for the opportunity

I dunno what you're talking about. I've seen every episode of the Golden Girls atleast 3 times

OMG ..... Someone sexually assaulted you on the job? Probably not DID YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULT SOMEONE? Also probably not but I'm assuming you got fondled by a hot coworker until I hear otherwise.

I've been running on about 5 hours of sleep since the first of this month. My supervisor at my internship told me I clocked too many hours last week advised me to slow down and take yesterday off I was glad too. I was feeling kind of run down anyway so I called into my real job. Still didn't get any rest but ... eh... adulthood. Pushing yourself makes you stronger, just make sure you take care of yourself while you do it.

did you stab anyone?

Need it like 25 degrees cooler here for it to be perfect

Social work. I took calculus in highschool and for me ... I can get it if there's a good teacher and my mind syncs. Like algebraic equations are cool for me but then as soon as I leave class ... my brain is done.

I took like a remedial math class and elementary logic to fill the 2 math classes that my major required. I couldve minored in french but it was like another year for 2 more classes and I was ready to graduate.

Id need something special like that to put me in a good mood to go in a math class XD Math is my nemesis

Doesnt somebody have packard's sky miles account? Dunno if I can make that ... its a little tight for me

Unrelated ....but I just came across this on facebook and was like ... omg Ive seen this person before and now I dont know how to feel. Creepy? I think I should feel creepy

So you still have the option to let your poop marinate while you check social media

It was the client's relative. Once the patient I sit with goes to sleep, she's down. They didnt react or anything but Im like .... maybe they'll think .... how dare you expose your naked toes in my home!

Did you buy a cake with "fuck y'all" in pretty pink lettering? Thats what Im thinking I want to do

Its not that. I was going for professional but my toes were hot and nobody was around XD

>.> So .... since you asked I'm essentially baby sitting a client and she fell asleep so I slid out of my shoes and then a relative popped in to get some mail and I handed it to them .... and I just realized I forgot to put my shoes back on Fuck.