PenguinBoss

It was pretty good, but the ending kind of sucked

It'd be like a German children's cartoon naming a doctor Josef Mengele.

All these inferior Sailor Scout choices Sailor Jupiter all the way!

Oh hey, we shitting on One Piece in here? Personally, I just thought it was boring. I read the manga when Shonen Jump came out and found the art style off-putting, but I could maybe get over that or it could grow on me. Then the main character ends up being dumb as a rock, stabs himself in the face, and becomes super stretchy. Anything interesting that popped up couldn't make up how ugly and tropey it was. And by the time Luffy pulled a sharkman's teeth out to use against him, I was done. I tried watching the anime, but it moving at a snail's pace did nothing relieve the boredom I felt reading the manga.

They told him to pack up his desk and get out. ...in his head, at least.

Fuck off, you handsome, swole bastard

I'm looking forward to several, but No More Heroes 3 is probably what I'm most excited for. Though to be honest, even that I could wait on to go down in price. Which in reality means I'll catch the hype and buy it at launch, anyway, despite my better judgment.

I know I'm late to the party, but Pat being uncharacteristically antagonistic in here.

Who knew that inflation porn paid so well?

Every now and then I take a shit so big my nose starts running.

You mean like around your knees?

You could have 10x the amount of money in your register and it wouldn't prove what you think you're proving.

"plutonic," huh?

So, uh, why did you put "someone" in caps but not "else" in caps?

A JonTron gif? That might be a little too on brand for you.

Stick to wrestling references that no one else finds clever in any way, kid.

His plan to get women to beat him up is going perfectly.

Is 99 seconds not long enough?

Ace Attorney Investigations 2

Will you honestly tell us why you still come here?

PS2 Persona 3 FES Final Fantasy Anthology Shadow of the Colossus Final Fantasy IX Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence

If only everyone you talked to had been saying that for the past 10 years it would have saved you a lot of trouble.

Please, I don't keep a running tab like you do. Next time you say something stupid, I'll point it out for you. Is the implication that you're not getting older, uglier, and more alone? Because lol.

"Let me throw my family under the bus to try and take the heat off the stupid shit I do."