PenguinBoss

The big bad alpha wolf's throat hurts so much he can't eat? Unless you have a knife sticking out of you neck, I don't know how that's possible.

*triggered*

Probably SMB or SMB3. I had an NES but I was a tot, so I don't remember the first.

400 is not 50% of 8200.

I wonder if he doesn't beat the white girls in the video because the bruises would be more visible.

I don't think you get to complain about people saying you talk ghetto without getting laughed at, now.

I don't know why you married such a harpy in the first place.

I don't normally drop a hard W, but I think going to a frat party trawling for dicks that are old enough to be your kids' to fill all your holes makes it warranted. Now, I don't think she's actually going to do that, I'm just continuing the narrative. I also just think it would be funny if she got more upset at "old" than "whore." I remember her saying she slapped a guy for calling her "black" during sex, so I could see it happening.

Bitch please

Probably be more offended than if they called her a whore.

Timeless 2x01

You obviously don't remember the initial announcements and release dates for Brawl and 4.

A release date in the same year as its announcement is really fast for it not to be an updated port of 4.

I drank 2% for too long, so whole milk feels too thick to me, like I'm just drinking cheese. It also makes me feel slightly better for drinking milk in the first place.

Is Jose Cuervo a pornstar friend of yours?

Nier: Automata, I suppose. The gameplay gets repetitive, but the world and story are so engaging that you really don't mind it. I agree with all of @imchapp.in's picks, though. The major reason I didn't pick Persona 5 is that I thought it kind of fell apart at the end, like Persona 4 did.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I heard about that being a problem, but I thought the last patch solved it. Guess not.

Unless they changed it in a recent update, I think you need Xbox Live Gold to play with other people.

It's worked well so far.

Like anyone believes you actually talked to a woman.

Aren't you the guy that fell for some millionaire model catfish? Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to point fingers.

Complaining about something you have no intention of buying yet again, I see.

I assume she doesn't know it, yet.

The most alpha thing you do is piss in the bushes.