nameraka

duh, that's where the virus comes from.

I mean, who doesn’t want jailbait on the beach though? Except me, of course. 😶

what the fuck was that?

so, like, everyone then?

so, what you're saying is... don't panic. oh shit. we're fucked aren't we?

what the fuck is going on? anyone? i'll wait... 😶

you think that's bad? this is the only guy who can cure it...

Also, you should really get that looked at.

i am so fucking bored right now...

are they good for something? like, can you trade them in for prizes and stuff?

nine different varieties of mustard. that's totally normal, right?

if i wanted puppies i'd buy puppies. if i wanted kitties i'd get a catgirl.

but that wasn't five minutes just there!

the shitty one.

Idk. Will def watch it though.

Yes. I would love a latte.

You are not wanted here. LEAVE!

First person omniscient. 👁️

i'm not answering that, you pervert.

But I have lovely cookies for you.

eventually the coke wears off. you begin to realize that it was all a drug-fueled fever dream. you are actually in buffalo and have been hauling rick james' mostly decomposed corpse around town after digging it up with help from some snake skin jacket wearing greaser named lenny who claims to need it to open the ark of the covenant... the "ark" appears to actually be a small fire safe. lenny does another line off of rick james' rotting corpse and passes you a blowtorch. for a split second, lenny turns into a komodo dragon and then back into lenny again. it's probably just the drugs... probably. you light the torch.

congratulations. you have solved the riddle and shall be awarded the prize!

I thought we were an autonomous collective.