nameraka

Um.. now you have to share. 😶

You have no idea. I ate so much corn Last night.

wow. that's kind of a low bar.

💩

Mr. Fun-time killer. That's what they call me.

Who are "we"? I was pretty sure I was in this alone.

No one. I'm too unappealing to creep on

this is extremely unhelpful. why do you hate science?

be descriptive. it's for science.

i nominate that one guy. to be clear, not that_one_guy. i mean that other guy whose name i can't remember right now. fuck it. i nominate me.

that's a pretty good tom you got there.

i did my best.

oh fuck me. did i forget to mention the parachute again?

i was afraid someone might try to "come" with me.

i vote wolfe.

which tom is best tom?

i bought one the other day at the drug store that i swear smells just like cool water cologne. i had a roommate in college who used to fucking bathe in that shit. we did not get along. i get a fucking tweak every time i smell it now. i swear, that godawful smell could kill the rona itself.

but now what happens if i get diabeetus?