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JOJO- Oh fuck you, Dio. Quick, open that coffin before the sun sets! Wow new Jojo's mom is hot. RIP those guys' balls. Oh come on, there is no way that guy is 17 years old. Don't talk to your mother that way, Jonathan would be ashamed of you. Jojo why can't you drink beer like a normal person. Where did you even get all that shit?! Jesus christ new Jojo doesn't fuck around. Joseph, you say? HIIII GRANDPA JOSEPH YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. Spank me grandpa I've been a bad girl I mean what. Holly is so cute and I love her. Oh I bet he's got a third arm alright. At least he's having fun in there. How did you get his finger?! Hey who's your friend I like his dress. Keep talking like that Avdol I'm into it. HOT DUDE WITH FIRE POWERS, I AM SOLD. Even his bird is buff as fuck this show was made for me. It's a giant buff oompa loompa. Wait what please don't kill my new boyfriend already. Red Bind me, baby. Jotaro is having a rough day. Stands are fun. Eww gross toilet water. PLEASE DON'T KILL MY NEW BOYFRIEND. God my new boyfriend is so cool. I'm already melted into a worthless puddle, baby. Don't be mean to Holly she's so cute. I'm impressed that the coffin lasted 100 years in the ocean that's some quality craftsmanship. And I'm trying to wrangle a threeway between grandpa and his sexy new friend. I love how Joseph just screams everything. Jotaro's kind of a douche. I don't know why but Avdol just whipping a camera out from his sleeve makes me laugh. Thank god you're rich or destroying all those cameras would bankrupt you. Is Lisa Lisa still alive? "Grandpa, why do you have so many pictures of a shirtless dude?" I'm sad that after all that, Dio stole original Jojo's body anyway. Okay Avdol's buff bird friend was probably adorable as a baby. I don't want to like Dio but I'd hit that. And then that moment when I realize that Avdol's fire power manifests as a literal giant cock, because at this point the show's just trying to see how thirsty I can get. Ghoul- You can actually hear all the energy from Jojo deflating like an old balloon. I continue to hate everyone. Yeah I'd trust that priest. Oh is creepy priest his dad, I don't care enough to remember if they said that already. Is it too much to hope that stitch boy dies quickly offscreen? That was a great idea, putting all the evil murder zombies in one building protected by a handful of guards with ineffective shotguns. Really, I totally can't imagine how Cannibal Azkaban here was breached. Why do they even bother wearing masks when they just kill everyone? At least she's better than the whipsword than Renji. Please, everyone just kill each other. No stop being friendly and murder each other so I don't have to see you again. This fight is painful. Legs are for the weak, I guess. Oh what the fuck is this. Please just kill him, shirtless man. Throw the injured lady at your enemies and run. You're right, this DOES suck. Well I don't wanna be part of this show but it's too late to change that, girl. I'm not sure if this kid is stupid as shit or if he's trying to be funny but either way it's not working. Yeah go ahead and whip out the armor that kills you when you wear it. Is the armor their dad? Please kill the main character, angry shirtless man. Yep everything is your fault and you're terrible. Hunter- Mole girl is the best and I love her. Is hot idiot finally gonna level up? I like seeing Killua's fat brother suffer. Good he can get his license back. Thanks, auction dude. I can't say I wouldn't consider the same thing to wipe out my student loans. Good luck kids I believe in you. I'm sure that little girl who's in the OP won't be important here at all. The curtain is a murder room and they're killing everyone. Oh christ, is that pick fucker's brother? I hate him already. I love Gon he's so smart. Hiiii sexy dad. RIDE THE LIGHTNING, BITCH. Haaa his hair's all poofy. Your family is terrible and I'm adopting you. Oh Gon what did you do? I'm so proud of my adorable children. That's a lot of money. You're twelve are you even allowed to sign that. Forget about your shitty dad I am your dad now. Good luck, hot idiot. I hate this guy and I hope he dies first. Don't trust your dad he's terrible. Stay together, kids! Sweet, he gets to start with extra powers. God I am bad at games I'm already lost here. Well if he has the ring that means his dad didn't die in there at least. I sure hope your programming skills are better than your parenting skills, you asshole. Lupin- Oh no creepy twins are never a good start. Bang your wife, Lupin. She definitely drugged that wine and is gonna fuck you over. Don't lie, if Fujiko asked you'd stay with her forever. FUCK, ZOMBIES. Don't fuck with Rebecca. Quick, feed them salt! RIP news lady. Now would be a great time for Goemon to show up and chop off their heads. I have no idea how this is all supposed to come together. Well now I'm gonna guess this is some kind of convoluted plot to avoid signing the divorce papers. What in the hell? Okay sure let's just say this makes sense. Rebecca you fabulous bitch. They're all kinda really lucky that Lupin didn't have any more bullets. Go bang your wife and steal that film, Lupin. You're a fool, this is all part of the movie and she's playing you like a fiddle. Oh good he figured it out. That movie better have full frontal nudity, lady. Don't trust her. Oh he'll give you some love alright. Oh god zombie Lupin. Booo, that movie sucked. He's never gonna get that divorce. Naruto- Huh, OP. Well he is looking rough. I already hate you. At least he gets cool bone armor. Hinata might be dead but on the bright side, she doesn't have to be in this show anymore. Whelp so much for that magic necklace. This sure is some wonky animation. Hinata just lay down and hope you get reincarnated in a better show. Yes Sakura, six IS more than five I'm glad you managed to figure that out. Hey what are you guys up to, is it something better than whatever the fuck else is going on? Every time someone runs through a forest and doesn't smack face-first into a tree, I hate this show a little more. Yes please just nuke the world. Naruto is a much better character when he's a giant hell beast that doesn't speak. I'm glad Naruto failed. Believe me kid you can't possibly hate this more than I hate every episode I've watched. And bring him Inspector Gadget. What in the hell, he looks like a goddamn chupacabra. Go away force ghost dad, let your idiot son fuck things up completely.

Sorry, can't hear you over my constantly replaying Avdol saying things are gonna get a little bit rough because damn.

Can you blame me? The man has biceps on his cock!

Okay so this show has given me a really hot dude with fire powers and a sexy voice, whose spirit literally manifests itself as a massive goddamn cock. Move over Joseph, that is my dream man. <3

Hey Joseph who's your friend he's cute- Move over Jojo, I'm gonna fuck Avdol.

This thread is now about my unquenchable Joseph thirst.

I'ma make grandpa see heaven alright.

I can't wait to be uncomfortably attracted to a senior citizen for the next year. <3

Jojo is back tonight and I am gonna fuck grandpa Joseph.

That is the saddest goddamn thing I've ever heard. You've held a grudge against a national food chain for a decade and a half because of a coupon problem.

-anime porn -ace's dick -big ol' folder of jojo dick I don't mince words.

It's kinda like continuing to go to work after putting in your two weeks notice. If I know it's gonna be over soon anyway, why not see where this trainwreck is going?

90% of Bleach characters were god awful and absolutely not worth wasting months at a time watching them shit up the page.

Titan- That smiling fucker sure is creepy. Clearly that arm was just holding him back, but I'm pretty sure this other guy needed his head. Yuuup, the old dude's about to die. Just let the lesbians happy together. Historia is a terrible name, you really should reconsider. SHE'S GAY AND LOVES YOU, IDIOT. Yeah just untie him and let Eren get his ass kicked again. Hahahaha you stupid bastard. Okay watching these kids suck and fail is almost funny. Whelp, so much for the old guy. Goddammit Eren go sit in the shame corner with that kid from Tokyo Ghoul and think about how terrible you are. Yeah this heartfelt moment is great and all but your old buddy's entrails are sailing through the air behind you. Y'all see those giant cannibal monsters wandering directly towards you, right? Uhhh what just happened? Of course he has magic titan-whispering powers now because why the hell not, I guess. LET THOSE LESBIANS BE HAPPY, GODDAMMIT. You're gonna have to fight the mole people for your food. Levi has done absolutely nothing this entire season. Eren's right, this is all his fault and he's terrible. He was absolutely not worth that sacrifice and those people died for nothing. TITAN GREEN IS PEOPLE. To be fair, the people you killed had become mindless monsters that feasted on human flesh by the truckload. Levi hates Attack on Titan more than I could ever hate it. Oh what the hell now. All this time and we still didn't tell us what's in that fucking basement. NOW BRING ON SEXY GRANDPA. Ghoul- Gee I sure can't wait for this show to murder all the energy Jojo builds up before it starting next week. The fuck is this? He's a dumbass and you should forget he was ever here. She's like 16 she's not an adult at all. Please don't let the small child wander around Murder Town on her own. Don't you have an actual girlfriend to fuck? I'd absolutely rather just die than be a zombie who can't eat mac and cheese. Oh no friend guy get out of here. I feel like friend guy is definitely going to die soon. I am concerned for this small child. She seems too nice I don't trust her. You're a delivery boy why are you allowed to just look at classified information. Yeah I'm sure giving the nutcase kid a giant goddam scythe won't come back to bite you in the ass. This show is painful. Why do they call him eyepatch when he stopped wearing the eyepatch last season? GET OUT OF HERE, HISOKA. Never trust Hisoka. Hunter- Sorry old man, you can't fuck a video game. Oh hey updated OP. I wish I could sleep for two solid days. Oh noooo the cute girlfriend. Aww that's actually really sweet. Did Gon get his hunter license back? I'm digging the rack on this auction lady. IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE. Goddammit fat kid. Gon go get your license back. I forgot all about that tacky ring. Leave my adorable children alone just let them play. And then they died. Yeah I'm sure this is gonna go just great. I think Gon broke. I love my adorable children. Kid no that's a taser! RIDE THE LIGHTNING. That's exactly how I feel after work every day. Kurapika you're not supposed to eat metal. Oh hey it's that one dude and the other kid. I've forgotten what all of these things are. Leave him alone he's doing his best. POWER FIST. I'm so proud of them. Lupin- Hey Fujiko how you doin baby? Please don't kill my wife I love her. She's breaking up with you so she can marry me. She does have a point you married another lady. Oh you poor foolish boy. I'm disappointed that the clown did not die. Get it Fujicakes. You're after...magic tricks, really? Boobs. That tiger's having a great day. Wow this got dark. This boy is a lucky lucky man and I hate him. Also he's been jacking off constantly with that hand. Please don't eat her, tiger. Fuji doesn't fuck around. Well now he doesn't know the tricks anymore, you beat them right out of his mind. Fuji you wonderful bitch. He brained him in the skull why wouldn't he want to kill him. God I love her. Whelp this dude's gone off the deep end. I love Fujitits but don't trust her as far as you can throw her. I'LL MARRY YOU. God, fuck me. Naruto- He's got a point, if he kills everyone then technically there won't be anyone left to fight each other. Someone should have thrown that small child down a flight of stairs a decade ago. Hinata is adorable and much too good for Naruto. She's got those SPECIAL EYES. Leave her alone she's too good for this show. No worries frog lady, he doesn't listen to what anybody says to begin with. Hinata, the single bright spot of this show for the month. Oh honey, have some standards. I disagree with throwing your life away to help Naruto of all people, but I'm proud of you for doing your best. Naruto, sucking and failing for an entire decade now. Whelp this is going all to shit. You tried kiddo and that's all that matters. And there goes one of like, five decent characters in this entire series.

You just keep telling yourself that. I'm just gonna leave this here.

Remember how Kubo would forget about Ichigo for like, a solid year? Good times.

Titan- This seems like a huge risk to take for two people. I'm still waiting for that t-rex in the OP to show up. Mikasa should probably take a break. Oh good the cute one's alive. "I'm sorry for eating you" isn't what you usually hear from a lesbian. No I think "giant monsters that eat human beings" is a real big flaw that can't be ignored. Wait what how the hell did you steal magic shape shifting powers? JUST BE HAPPY GIRLFRIENDS TOGETHER. Mikasa doesn't fuck around. How did all these kids sneak up on you? Sasha I really don't think this is a misunderstanding I don't know how you'd misunderstand the situation here. I mean people probably wouldn't hate you if you weren't turning into a giant monster and eating them. Dude what the hell are you leading them right towards the kids? And then they got eaten. Whelp there goes the boss. Eren continues to be the worst. Jesus Armin what the fuck. Just let the lesbians be together. That's one fat bastard flying through the air. Aw shit it's that really creepy one that ate his mom. Ghoul- I completely forgot what's going on. Should I know who most of these people are? The small child continues to be the most tolerable character. I do like that Joestar bird. Yeah it sure does suck that these teenagers aren't fans of the people-eating cannibals. Oh no it's friend kid. This kid annoys me. He's a goddamn adult getting paid to do this shit, he'll learn to live with having a new partner. Now bang your dead partner's grieving daughter. BANG YOUR PARTNER. Why is everyone in this show unlikable? The real surprise is she's not creepy and weird like her creepy weird dad. Her friend is definitely about to die. I admit, the show is more bearable when the main character fucks off for most of the episode. Hunter- If this goes bad I'm blaming Hisoka. Please save my adorable children. Ouch, chain right to the tits. The answer is they're too soft to let this stupid guy with an ugly face tattoo die. Maybe we'll luck out and they'll all just kill each other. My adorable children don't fuck around here. Gotta agree, "we all die" is probably the worst case scenario for them. Don't throw that phone! Please kill Hisoka, regardless of how things turn out. GODDAMMIT HISOKA YOU'RE THE WORST. This is going too well something bad's about to happen. Please don't make Hisoka look attractive, it creeps me out. Suck it, clown. That all went surprisingly well. Ssssh don't say that let's pretend it's the end and nothing bad is about to happen. Sure, go ahead and let her shoot you in the face. Whelp so much for the tits. Aw crap Kurapika's dying now. Oh right, they were looking for that video game. Oh my god they look so cute in those little tuxes that's adorable. Fuck these guys. I guess this was a good ending? Lupin- Hey Jigen whatcha up to. Aw crap what did you do? Oh hey this doctor's cute. Yeah that's a great idea just stick your gun in the doctor's face. He must be in pain to hand over his gun. Bang that doctor, Jigen. Hey thanks old man. I like this old guy. Oh that can't be a good thing. Alright Jigen go kill the gangster for the cute doctor. Shut your mouth, Shaggy. Oh this isn't gonna be a good thing. I bet the old guy took it. GRANDPA NO. Go save grandpa and bang that doctor. Oh no doctor. OH NO GRANDPA. You touch Jigen's gun, you better be ready to die. God damn he's cool. Don't fuck with Jigen. Eat shit, douchewad. Zenigata is always right. Wait no go back and bang that doctor. Naruto- I'm also fighting pain just trying to get through this show. Hinata could do so much better. Okay frogs but you can't be embarrassed if you're dead. The answer is because he sucks. Punch him I like watching him get punched. Naruto doing what he does best, failing at things. Eww now he's a gross weird frog thing. Puppets usually are pain-inducing, yes. Oh no frog just got shanked. You're a frog, do frogs even have bones? I do like watching Naruto get stabbed. Oh right, that guy was part of this show. I'm pretty sure he's just doing this because he's a dick. Oh my god shut up I don't care. Dude's looking rough.

I mean...you're not wrong. Sexy grandpa Joseph leading a whole squad of buff dudes, sign me the fuck up.

How can one person be so wrong?

Titan- Whelp, everyone's dead. His mom wasn't exactly a looker back in the day either. Is there anyone in this show who's not a goddamn titan? I would also do almost anything for an adorable lesbian. Well, your best odds of getting laid probably are with the other shape-shifting monster. Do not trust Eren for a second. GODDAMMIT EREN. Okay watching a handless amputee punch a guy twice his size is kind of hilarious. This probably should not be as funny as I find it. I guess titan people are immortal then. You better believe that Captain America broke out the horse elevator for this. JUST LET THE LESBIANS BE HAPPY. Oh good, because what we needed was another goddamn flashback. Oh this is not gonna be a happy backstory. Well that was fucked up. Sasha is still best girl. Lesbian has really grown on me. No shit that's the scream of a titan what the hell else would it be. What's that Lassie, Timmy fell down the well? Silly lesbian that's not the kind of eating you do! Whelp that guy's definitely about to die. Ghoul- Got a bad feeling that bike kid here is about to die painfully. Didn't know that dude had a fake arm. Don't fight you're both terrible. Please just kill Hisoka. I continue to hate everyone here. Who the fuck designs armor like that? So not only did they completely fail to save him, but half of them are definitely going to die and they accomplished absolutely nothing. Who am I supposed to root for in a fight when they're all terrible? Banjo Dandy is the worst Dandy. Please just kill Hisoka, he's going to eat you. So then, literally no side benefited from this fight at all. If the small child is within debris range of the fight, she was too fucking close to the fight to begin with. What the fuck why is there a juggalo here. No seriously, what was the point of this fight? Yeah yeah he's all dark and brooding now we get it. Christ this music is right out of my moody cringe playlist from when I was 14. Hunter- I liked that guy and his dogs, show! Whelp cat's out of the bag now. Please don't kill my adorable children. Oh hey hot idiot. That was surprisingly smart of him. That song sure sounds familiar. Kick that guy in the dick. Quick, both of you think about your unresolved family issues. Kick her right in the tits! Well this went to hell in a hurry. The plot thickens. Mole girl is the best and I love her. That's a great wig. Kurapika will not hesitate to kill a bitch. You don't have to kill him but you can always break a couple of ribs. Answer the question before you ask your own it's only fair. Don't fuck with Kurapika, dude. Sorry boss but your friends are too loyal to let you die. Yesss, all of you fight and kill each other. Killua's not gonna help you, dick. Hisoka is having a great day. GET OUT OF HERE, ILLUMI. Lupin- I love her. Hey Jigen whatcha up to? Oh this can't be good. That guy's pretty. Jigen's not having a good day. They took his hat AND they're electrocuting him that's just cruel. You can show me a good time instead, sweetie. Hey Fuji how you doing baby. Fuji what kind of amazing wedding gift did you give him, a statue of your own boobs? I would also kill for great jewelry. Good luck there, Lupin. Let the man smoke. Aw crap he can do the Matrix shit you're screwed. Just give him the necklace and cut your losses. Good job you didn't die. It makes me really happy to see Lupin and Jigen be best friends. He's right behind you. So technically he's Batman. EAT CHAIR, MOTHERFUCKER. Dude have you seen Fujiko's tits I'd die for those too. You're afraid of fireworks, what are you a cocker spaniel? That's brilliant. Sorry buddy you're never gonna get divorced. GET IT LUPIN. The plot, it thickens. Naruto- Both of you just kill each other. And then he threw a giant fidget spinner at them. Hey giant slug maybe you could heal his wounded leg. If you know they multiply when you cut them stop cutting them. Naruto, continuing his long tradition of sucking and failing. I don't know why you're doing that but it sounds funny so go for it. I am disappointed that he wasn't crushed by a giant frog. Just hit him with your giant scroll. I'm genuinely surprised he knows what 2x2 is. I feel like that's cheating. Sorry, the fat one ate your fidget spinner. You're not Saitama, one punch isn't enough to take him out. God Naruto you suck. Oh hey he actually did something useful I'm impressed. Some wizard ninja bullshit, don't worry about it. The obvious answer is just to let him nuke the town again. At least the giant falling toads won't do any damage, because the town's already fucking destroyed.

DOES THAT MEAN MORE CHARLES AND RAY BECAUSE OH BOY

Actually, yeah. He was a helper for years on the original boards back when helpers actually did things.

Do you really count in that list when you don't seem to do anything?

Your link didn't work. "I'm afraid this may get a little bit rough." Jesus Christ, I'm gonna fuck him.

Here's the promo "I'm afraid this may get a little bit rough." Jesus Christ I am into that.