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A grand total of two Jojo series aired several months apart is "every chance" here?

Jojo- Yoda here is a terrible person but Hol Horse and Polnareff deserve it for getting Avdol killed. How do you not notice a dead hillbilly 20 feet behind you? Poolnoodle you stupid bastard. Enya bout to have a rage-induced aneurism here. Oh hey he's not dead, stab him again. Surprisingly decent of you, horse boy. EVERYBODY ZOMBIE NIGHT. Oh no even the dog. Fuck off Hol Horse, you shot my husband in the face. Enyaba don't fuck around. Sorry Pol you're going to die in a filthy bathroom. Maybe they forgot about you. FALSE ALARM YOU'RE FUCKED. Ouch right in the mouth. She makes the zombies laugh with her. Oh god that's disgusting. And then Polnareff tongue-fucked a toilet. Thank god for Jotaro. I'm sure it's been awhile, it takes a long time to mouth-clean a toilet. Not today, granny. Good old Qtaro to the rescue. Oh good it's punching time. Damn you, baby! This is the weirdest teamup. You can't punch a cloud, Qojo. Jotaro gives no shits. Damn, Splats must be taking mouth lessons from Kakyoin. Frenching a toilet is acceptable penance for getting Avdol killed. Joseph is having a good time. Well that's horrifying. Sure take a hostage I'm sure that'll work out great. GODDAMMIT HOL HORSE. Gundam- Yeah just a freak accident with some exploding flowers.There is absolutely no way this can go badly no sir. Kiddo a lot of this isn't right and also I'm fairly sure most of you can't count past 14. Never trust Geass. You goddamn idiots. This guy is definitely not shady as fuck, y'all. Hey you want some gum? Oh yeah that's not an evil laugh at all. What is it good for, absolutely nothing. Gee I dunno maybe it's because you're all dying for nothing in some douche's shady scheme. Is the mask guy the one dude with the purple hair who went crazy last season because I don't remember if he lived or not. Oh kids, Chad's probably dead. I too like to watch buff shirtless dudes work out, ladies. Hi, kid Dandy. Dude you are just exhausting. Genuinely surprised that Chad's still alive. Fuck off, beard guy. YELLING SOLVES ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. Time for an emergency Joestar landing. Stop talking you're just tempting fate now. Goddammit Geass. Okay you are definitely going to die now. Hunter- Please don't hurt my son. Gon might just be insane. I like Killua's yoyo tricks. Please don't blow him up he's a good kid. Punch him and break his shitty glasses. Noo just follow the plan it's a good plan. I am concerned. Eat shit, asshole. GON WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED ARMS. Sweetie it's really not a good thing when you out-crazy the mad bomber. At least he's managed to horrify his enemy beyond words. Do...do you have an extra hand in that book? Dude he just let you blow up his limbs you think he gives a shit? PLEASE STOP GETTING YOURSELF HURT. Blow up the bomber, excellent idea. Punch him in the dick and run. Well that was unexpected. Okay by now you should realized that this boy will suffer any amout of horriffic bodily harm in a fight without a care in the world. Now that's a big rock. Now get this kid medical attention immediately. Kill them all, kids. I guess it's nice that the assholes care about each other. Fuck that guy, heal Gon's injuries. Haaa she's like a reverse Enyaba. Aw crap no healing for you. No it's absolutely fine to let them die just because you hate them. Congratulations, you're all rich! Panda Maid is definitely the best card. Who the hell are all these people!? Lupin- Things are going too well for Nyx. Dude takes a sniper round to the torso like a champ. That is still the most British name I've ever heard. Hi sorry we shot at your kids but we need you to go into Hulk mode now. That was a surpisingly easy lock to defeat. Whelp that went awry. I hope that's a CD full of naked Fujiko. This could be going better for Nyx. Maybe y'all could help instead of sitting around on a damn boat. I'd still rather have a CD full of naked Fujiko but that sounds pretty useful. Oh right, he was supposed to be playing dead. You're a good dude, Lupin. And then everything blew up. That doesn't sound like overkill or anything. Whelp, y'all are gonna die. Nyx isn't looking so good. Lupin I don't think that's how odds work but I don't know enough about probability to dispute it. Well that's depressing. OHHHH YOU FUCKED UP, ASSHOLE. Oh hey, Jigen and Goemon decided to help afterall. Goddammit Da Vinci, get out of here! Well Leonardo Da Vinci is proving to be more bloodthirsty than I expected.

Did someone press the SUCC alarm?

He deserves it. #stillsalty

No, I just truly hate every word that comes out of Zeni's mouth and would rather never see his posts.

Thank god.

Jojo- Jotaro did you really waste several hours having a new jacket custom-made to replace your old one? Go away, kid. It's okay Joseph's not on this plane so it shouldn't crash. I hope we never see her again. Oh my god it's wool how have you not died of heat stroke. Polnareff was traumatized by the pig toilet. Is...is the fog a stand? Goddammit Joseph you offended him. Well this is some real creepy shit. Aw crap a gun, is it Hol Horse? Oh this is very not normal. Okay y'all should really just get out of town immediately. THAT'S A STAND YOU IDIOTS. Oh honey, the police aren't gonna come. Loot his corpse. Grandpa's got some mad jump skills. What in the hell? Just a creepy demonic woman strolling through the ghost town, nothing suspicious here. Polnareff you stupid bastard. THIS IS NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL. Jotaro your name isn't even Joestar. Polnareff you dumb fuck. Goddamn, Yoda knows how to plan revenge. I hope that bathroom's clean. OH GODDAMMIT IT'S HOL HORSE. You're both terrible people and I don't trust either of you. Holy shit she is not fucking around. "First of all, it's pronounced 'creetin'; if you're gonna threaten me, do it properly." Oh that can't be good. THE FOG IS A STAND. Choked by his own fist. Y'all might wanna just leave while she's distracted. Thank god one of them can recognize blatant evil happening twenty feet away. Gundam- Sucks for Mars, I guess. I got a bad feeling about all these kids' survival odds. You're like 12 who put you in charge of security. Whelp, something tragic is definitely about to happen to you. I don't think Chad's gonna come out of this alright. I love the harem girls. Please use this guy as a human shield. Orga looks good in that outfit. That ship looks like a busted Death Star. Did you say bearded man with a nice body, is Joseph here? What I'm taking from this conversation is that nobody likes this girl. It seems like a really bad idea to put the forth graders in the security team. THE FLOWERS ARE A STAND. How did you guys fuck up this hard. Fuck you too, strange adult man I don't have any memory of seeing before. I disagree, get revenge for Chad. PAY FOR CHAD. Yeah this doesn't sound suspicious at all. Take one of the fighter wives with you. No pressure here, kiddo. Dude I have several members of my own family that I wouldn't trust with a potato peeler. I continue to not trust Geass. And now everything goes to hell. Do not trust shady bearded men, child. Hunter- It's conerning that being called by the pedophile monster clown is one of the better options here. Oh good it's that one guy. I mean I'd rather give up the game instead of getting blown right the hell up. This seems like it's going too well for him, he's going to die. Meanwhile, what's up with this guy. Damn grandpa good job on that. Oh no that's sad but what did that have to do with the game? Oh shit that's depressing. Alright kids, the plan is to use your smaller size to kick them all right in the dicks. This seems like a good plan I'm cautiously optimistic. SHIT HE SAID IT DON'T LET HIM GET NEAR YOU. I stand by my idea of dick kicking. Please don't hurt my adorable child. Gon how was the plan getting your jaw punched in? This may be the only show that I don't enjoy seeing the small children get beaten. Bisky's got good cardio for an old lady. KICK HIS ASS, BISKY. Oh hey she grows up. What in the hell. Lady if Jojo's established anything it's that there's no such thing as too buff. Shock his balls off! RIDE THE LIGHTNING, BITCH. Oh hey, fat boy did something useful. I would have knocked myself out with that thing in 12 seconds flat. Joseph Joestar would be proud, Killua. Things are going well for everyone but Gon. Lupin- This seems elaborate and overly complicated I'm intrigued. Oh right, Da Vinci was randomly here a couple weeks back. Goemon has standards with his clothes, Lupin. Guys you have access to ridiculously realistic masks, you could pick better disguises. Oh hey Rebecca. HIII FUJIKO. Quiet Jigen don't question the fanservice. If Lupin had been behind it Fuji's picture would have been naked. Oh hey Nyx. Oh hey Zeni. Shouldn't there be more people for the last supper? That is a stupidly British name. Okay I'm lost here what are you up to here, painter man? I'm not sure I'd trust anything on that table. Hey now don't take the booze. Don't worry Fuji all the fat goes to your boobs. I'm still not sure where this is going but now I'm hungry. Wait what the hell? Okay a naked Leonardo Da Vinci running through the Italian countryside is hilarious. I'm just gonna pretend this makes sense. Is...is the room turning into a Transformer? FLY, MY PRETTIES. Is the rest of the show gonna be about stopping the collective conscious clone of Da Vinci from destroying the modern world because I can get behind this.

And if I'm gonna stare lovingly at a giant muscled cock for hours, we all know which one it's gonna be.

I meant attractive dudes.

Looks like I'll be getting stuffed by giant buff dudes on my own time, then.

Jojo- Hey you know what I miss, it's my goddamn boyfriend who got shot in the face. I sense a douchebag in this car. Polnareff's a dumbass don't let him drive. Oh goddammit not that kid again just run her over. Kid if you think a sweet set of knockers are gonna hold you back in life you are drastically mistaken. THE CAR IS A STAND. And then they got hit by a truck. I agree, Jotaro is really cool and also attractive. Aw crap now they'll never find the way. JOJO NO DON'T PUNCH EVERYONE. I feel like this is a bad idea. And then they fell off a cliff. Poolnoodle you dumb fuck. Joseph you have magic tentacles too maybe you could help. Thank god Kakyoin's the smart one here. I'm glad Jotaro's having fun. Yeah the magic teleporting car definitely wasn't a stand. Would you like to buy a vowel? Well hey at least it looks cool now. The hell is it shooting? Use the kid as a human shield. Leave her behind. I know that feel, kiddo. Joseph screaming "OH NO" will never not crack me up. Punch it in whatever the equivalent of balls it has. Aw shit that can't be good. Hey you know who had fire powers who could probably shrug this off if he wasn't fucking dead? Oh good he's okay. It's nice to see that Jotaro inherited Joseph's insanely buff arms. Dude skipped leg day and everything else but arm day. Now steal his shitty car too. He's gonna die out there. I got a bad feeling about Yoda here. Gundam- Kill her, Mika. This series continues a proud Gundam tradition of me being unable to follow a single damn fight but at least it looks cool. Yay they won I think. I'm also confused here, kids. Big talk for a guy who literally has a target painted on his face and just got captured by a ragtag gang of children. Hi harem man how's your super hot main wife. Suck it, douche. HI MAIN WIFE I LOVE YOU. Fuck off, kid. Mika continues to not give a single fuck. No big deal, just a universally-liked diplomat's life in danger of assassination. Just kill him, boys. Why does this guy have a face like that Titan that age Eren's mom? Start taking limbs as payment. Mika does not fuck around. Now loot his corpse. Do her parents know that the maid they trusted their only child with for years was actually a spy sent to murder her? Come work the dirt farm with the hillbillies, princess. Does harem guy finally get to be reunited with his fightin' wives? This seems like it's going too well. Why did people just bury their robots? I still don't trust Geass. Orga this seems like a decision that's going to bite you in the ass sooner rather than later. Hunter- Never trust Hisoka. Dude have you looked at Hisoka, of course he's a freak. I am uncomfortable. Wait shit isn't that Killua's sister? Do not leave Hisoka alone with that small child. Kill him now, girl. I'm not sure I like these guys' odds here. I hope my kids are healing well. Her skirt is magic. He's doing his best. What in the hell? Okay that's definitely a stand. Boo hoo, the douchebags are in trouble. Oh, fuck off. Whelp, this guy's about to die. This plan could definitely be going beter. Now that's a big rock. Oh this is gonna get annoying. It's refreshing that Gon is sucking at this technique. Good luck kids I believe in you. Do you have a card for just punching him in the dick a couple dozen times? Ohhh this can't be a good thing. This is suspicious as fuck. Whelp. Lupin- Never trust a priest in anime. You okay there Jigen? Don't be a dick, Fuji's body is great. Alright cool you just gotta steal a cup. Bet on yourselves, you either make a fortune or die before you have to pay. Aw crap who's hypnotized now. I'm digging Fuji's outfit. I mean, he's got a point about Fuji. Everybody just sit down and keep your eyes on each other for a couple hours. I dunno man, I'm pretty sure one of them can fit several tools in their rack without you noticing. Please don't hurt her I love her. NO NOT THAT GLORIOUS RACK. Jigen not smoking really is suspicious. Whelp Lupin's dead, show's over. Maybe the puppet is Zeni in a surprising twist. Guys no don't kill each other, you're friends. Is it the oysters again? GODDAMMIT LUPIN. I can't blame him for being curious about who'd win in their fight. Well this is a downer ending. Eat shit, asshole. No knife can penetrate Fujiko's boobs of steel. Drugs are bad, kids. Seriously, I hope you guys bet every penny you had on yourselves in this fight. I'm glad Lupin is having fun here. Fujiko lying on a bed of shitloads of money is a beautiful sight. And hey, they got that fancy cup out of it.

I hope it's a Jojo marathon so I can make obscene jokes about getting stuffed by giant buff dudes. :fap:

I guess their reasoning is that adults like to get drunk and party on the weekend before Halloween so ratings would be down. But let's be honest, the venn diagram between Toonami viewers and drunken Halloween party animals probably doesn't overlap very much.

Jojo- Sorry your son was such a piece of shit, lady. Oh god your face. FUCK THIS CAT. Shut up Poolnoodle you got my boyfriend killed. I bet Avdol would have liked this place if he wasn't fucking dead. Ewww that's gross go see a doctor now. Well that's creepy. Joseph you fought a fucking god and you're scared of a a scalpel? Ohhhh that's not a good thing. What in the hell. What in the hell. Could you try hamon on it? Thank god Joseph is rich enough to buy his way out of this. Okay maybe he's not rich enough to buy his way out of this. Aw crap it's growing limbs. Heeeeee it's the OVERDRIVE. Whelp hamon doesn't work you're gonna have to cut your other arm off. I love Joseph so much. Meanwhile, Polnareff fucks it up. Pol you got my boyfriend shot in the goddamn face because you dwell on the past. Joseph is having a bad day. Where the hell did it get an entire cabbage? WHERE DID IT GET A CHICKEN? Stop calling him daddy it's creeping me out. Ouuuch. He's getting a lot of use out of that metal hand, thanks Kars. OH NOOOO. They're bizarre, you might say. Polnareff you stupid fuck. Where's Jotaro I bet Star could just rip that thing out with brute force. Drown your disgusting arm growth! Whelp he's fucked. Joseph is the best and I love him. Oh hey, he doesn't have to bust up cameras anymore. YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT YOU GET BETTER WITH AGE. I'm gonna fuck grandpa. Pol deserves this for getting Avdol killed. Where have you kids been all day? The keys are stuck in his hair. Aw crap now you're in a Stephen King novel. Gundam- Snickers and Cadbury are having a good time. I love the harem wives so much. I'm sure these redshirts will be fine. Shit is already hitting the fan, good luck kids. Always a great plan to use the children as human shields. Are y'all fucking yet? And then everyone died. Quick get the wives in an escape pod immediately. You and your ugly beard can eat shit, buddy. Kill them all, Mika. I'm fairly confident that nobody from the first season is gonna die so early. Dude you have a target painted right on your forehead did you really think that was a good omen. Harm wives are the real MVPs here. The claaaaaaw. Man it sucks to be these small children. Better restock Mika quick, shit's getting rough out there. Mmm, sandwich break. Thanks for the backup, Geass? CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU. Whoever's job it is to name Gundam characters needs to be slapped. Scythe arms, go! Hunter- Ohhh that can't be a good thing. Use Hisoka as a human shield! Good job, how many organs did you three rupture. I do not like Hisoka's position there. I'm pretty sure being trained from birth by the world's greatest assassins probably had something to do with it too. Oh damn he was just dicking around earlier. Ging is not proud because he is a terrible father and doesn't deserve Gon. Please don't explode Killua's hands. Aim for his dick! Oh goddammit. Gon might be dead. I'm very uncomfortable with Hisoka groaning like that. No goddamn way, you're pulling my leg here clown boy. Reminder to never trust Hisoka. Now please get these kids some medical attention. Of course he's not here, being within city limits of his kid is a slippery slope to actually being a decent parent. It's nice to know that he's a great father figure to people who aren't his own goddamn child. "Here convicted murderer, fight my kid to the death I think he's in fifth grade." We came here for treasure, you asshole! He didn't come here for the cards, he's gonna go jack it to the memories he made. NEVER TRUST HISOKA. Aw crap what now. Oh no tell me jiggle bitch isn't dead. Kick his ass, kids! My poor kids need a break. This random man they've only known for about 45 minutes is a much better father than Ging will ever be. You can always try calling in your hot dad for support. Lupin- Just a couple of bros hanging out, nothing weird gonna happen here. Where did this dog come from? HIIIII FUJI. Sorry Jigen, Lupin can't resist those boobs and I can't blame him. Hi Zeni! I hope Goemon keeps that dog. Afternoon, hoes. Hi Zeni, again! That's a lot of smokes. Aw crap you forgot to get gas. I love this dog. GOEMON NO. Save the dog at all costs. I could stare at Fuji's boobs all day. What the hell how did you lose her. It's a wiener dog how far could it have gone? Me too, lesbian dog. This guy's having a good day. Goddammit Zeni just let them take the lesbian dog home. And then he died. Fuji is in hell. Beard maintenence is very important. Is it a hot bitch alert? Sorry Goemon you got cockblocked by the dog. Aw shit not again. Good job you failed. Oh god you're not gonna ramp some shit are you? YEEEEHAAAW. Poor dog. Oh nooo. Goemon finally gets some sushi. A happy ending for the lesbian dog is the best outcome.

Goddamn, I'm gonna bang grandpa. :fap:

There are over 1200 characters in the series, we'd never get anywhere if Oda stopped to mention every single person's sexual preference. She has 85 kids, tons of them are not married yet. Seen here, having a night out on the town with Hina. What about all the other dudes in the show with facial scars? Shanks, Garp, Rayleigh, Coby, Drake, Thatch, Issho, Jabra, Inazuma (who actually is queer, how did you miss that one?), Kohza, Hogback, Moriah, every single zombie on Thriller Bark, Brook, Absalom, Genzo, and probably several more I'm forgetting.

Every time you mention the drag queens I wonder how you constantly manage to miss Izo, who's goddamn gorgeous.

Do I think Netflix is some cartoonish villain, twirling its evil mustache while they pick up specific shows just to spite Toonami? No. I think it's much more likely that Netflix being a bigger company with a larger budget is simply able to outbid Toonami on a regular basis whenever they're interested in a series. I imagine they're both looking at the same data and watching for the same trends, and are probably gonna come to similar conclusions about what would be a good investment around the same time. Netflix isn't targeting Toonami specifically; they don't have to.

Jojo- Fuck you and your stupid name, Horse Boy. STOP SHOWING ME MY DEAD BOYFRIEND, GODDAMMIT. No let Poolnoodle stab him. Aw fuck the mirror guy's still here. Yes it is his fault but I can't hate him until he avenges Avdol. Christ he's awful. Way to fuck it up. Kakyoin where did you get that car so fast. YOU JUST LEFT HIS CORPSE IN THE STREET GO BACK AND GET MY BOYFRIEND YOU ASSHOLES. Oh I'm so glad you learned your lesson but it would have been great if you didn't get your friend killed. THANK YOU, KAKYOIN. Come here Joseph we can hug each other and cry over our loss. No dude, you are an idiot but that's beside the point. Aw shit he can go anywhere with a reflection. He'll be fine it's not like he got shot in the goddamn face or anything. I don't know anything about light and reflection so I'm just gonna assume this makes sense. You're gonna have to stab out this small child's eyes. Stop trying to be cool it's too early in the episode for you to win. That's surprisingly smart of him to figure out. Good now stab him. POLNAREFF NO YOU STUPID FUCK. Oh he is real creepy looking. Whelp y'all are screwed start stabbing out eyeballs. Jesus he's gross please kill him already. POCKET SAND. Avenge my dead boyfriend! Cut his dick off before you send him to hell. I forgot 2% Horse was still here. The old Joestar technique. THANK YOU JOJO. At least he got a funeral. Stab him good. Goddammit woman you could do better! Okay I hate him but he's cracking me up. Well hey at least you got a cute girl out of the deal. Oh shit what now. At least I still get to keep Avdol in the ED. Gundam- I hope Mika continues his tradition of giving absolutely zero fucks. I have no faith in any of these new kids surviving. Never trust a shady old rich man with a butler. Orga looks real good in that suit. You go to a child mercenary gang and didn't think you might die? I love the harem squad I hope they get back to their husband soon. Aww she made her a friendship bracelet. OH GODDAMMIT WHY IS HITLER BACK. What are you up to now, Geass? Fight the pirates. Thanks Godfather now go eat a cannoli. Don't call him Shirley. This company works surprisingly well considering it's run by a bunch of schoolkids who never learned how to read. "It tastes better than garbage" is the highest compliment you can give someone's cooking. Mmm, real chicken. Oh dude you are gonna die. Kill him, Mika. Could somebody just throw this kid off the roof already. Ewww, that looks painful. Kid don't waste good meat. Kid you're a dumbass and your plan is going to go horribly wrong. I have no idea who these people are. Is every Gundam series required to have some douche in a stupid mask? Hunter- Dodgeball gets real intense sometimes. I got a bad feeling about this guy's odds he seems too confident. And then shit immediately went awry. Just let Hisoka murder everyone. Thank god Hisoka is apparently a limbo champion. I am immediately uncomfortable. Damn your stupid impractical fancy clothes! Don't worry Gon I'm not good at math either. Come on kids don't fight just beat some thugs. Good luck here kids, I have no idea what you're trying to do. Gon doesn't fuck around. That's not good enough he's out for blood now. Wait where's Hisoka I get worried when I can't see what that fucker's doing. Take all those pent up daddy issues and punch a hole right through his chest. Aw boo he didn't die but at least Gon is happy. Thank you Hisoka, a sentence I never thought I'd say. Oh no how is my adorable child hurt? KILLUA NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Oh that's not good, hands are important. Ohhhh that looks painful. Please stop hurting yourselves! Okay but never trust Hisoka anyway. Please heal Killua's broken hands immediately after this. Every time Hisoka giggles, I'm filled with a sense of dread to the very bottom of my heart. Lupin- I want that diamond. I'm guessing Fujiko's gonna need that rock and I don't blame her. NO NOT THE DIAMOND. Thanks, Jigen. Glasses, they'll never suspect a thing! Aw crap it's a bomb. Yes, being killed is usally not good. Lupin were you just walking around with a fake Harvard diploma for emergencies? Yeah that doesn't sound suspicious at all. Fuck off, Ricky. At least you got a porn mag out of it. This is a very weird episode. Seriously, just tell Fujiko that diamond's here and she'll take care of the problem for you. Why do you nerds have a bomb anyway? Oh my god these idiots. Quick, hit him with the mop! I don't know what the hell is going on but I'm enjoying it. Guys, Jigen would be happy to shoot these guys for you. Okay but were did the diamond-powered time bomb fit into this plan? Aw fuck it's Ricky. Uh hey Lupin maybe you wanna step in here? Thanks, surprise Jigen. Oh hey Zeni. I'm pretty sure the Ultimate Chicken already got killed off in Jojo. Now give that to Fuji in return for all the blowjobs you could ever want. NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Things ended well for teacher. HI FUJIKO. Sweet Jesus. Thank you dolphin! :fap:

This is cracking me right the hell up.

I sure can't wait to see who my love kills this time!

Whelp, looks like I'm marathoning Stranger Things that night.

His body's not even cold yet, have some respect! Also that depends heavily on how open Joseph and Suzy's marriage is because I bet at 70 she could still kick my ass.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME Jojo- Joseph asking the real questions, where can you get a burger. I love Avdol and I hope he doesn't die. TOO MANY PEOPLE. Indoor voices, Joseph. What in the hell. I would not trust that toilet. Well that's terrifying. That gratuitous French cracks me up. You gotta kick his ass, Poolnoodle. Goddammit Frenchie you're gonna get yourself killed. Listen to Avdol he's smart and attractive. If Polnareff doesn't want your company I'll definitely take it. You asshole I'm gonna kick your ass for him. Y'know what fuck you go ahead and get yourself killed. And here's some weird dude riding an elephant. Girl you could do better. This cowboy dude seems like a douche don't trust him. Ohhhh this guy is creepy as shit. His power is a gun that's hilarious to me. I don't like Pol's odds here. Ohh this is probably not gonna end well. Hol Horse is a stupid name. He's got a point, Polnareff's kinda dumb as hell. They're both dorks. THE BULLET IS A STAND. Avdol no he's not worth it. Ohhhh I got a real bad feeling about this. It's too early in the show for him to die, I think to myself asn I completely forget about Jonathan Joestar. WHAT THE FUCK. Aaaaand I'm crying. I hope Kakyoin's right and he's just knocked out because I can't lose another one. THIS IS BULLSHIT. Hold me Joseph while I cry. Fuck you Poolnoodle this is your fault and I hate you. At least I still get to keep him in the ED. Gundam- Oh right i forgot that Famous Amos died. I hope we see more of the harem boat this season. So shit is still completely fucked for these kids then. Shut up, random boy. HAREM ALERT. He looks good in that suit. Oh hey that one lady's still here. Hiiii hot main wife you're still my favorite. I love Harem Man he's the best. She's done well for herself. Oh right Chips Ahoy has sisters. And then shit exploded. I'm not really sure what kind of timeskip we've had here, is Orga still jailbait? I feel like half these kids are gonna die. Meanwhile, douchebags. I'm glad Geass is still here. This girl annoys me already. Did you say meat where's Luffy. Oh good we finally get back to the main point: shirtless jailbait. Oh these kids are idiots and they're going to die. So did Mika ever get his own mini harem? Hunter- Jump good! Don't trust Hisoka on this. Constant punching, go! Bowling seems like an odd game out here. Kick his ass, Killua. And then that guy died. Well that was an easy win. Aw fuck it is a Davy Back fight. If you can dodge a nen you can dodge a ball. I bet these kids are great at dodgeball. Come on you babies I'm pretty sure there are ways to get yourself disqualified without getting your head destroyed. Oh yeah he was an asshole you were right to kill him. Hey can you tell Gon about his asshole dad? Gon's dad confirmed for worst dad. Monkey clones, go! That seems overly complicated. I feel like the ref is gonna cheat. This is going way too well. Ohh you're gonna die. Pretty sure this guy just broke several ribs. No shit the small children are gonna be better at dodgeball than you. Do not trust Hisoka but use his psychotic bloodlust to your advantage. Oh what the fuck. Use Hisoka as a human shield! Kid lost his shoes. Lupin- Hiii Fujiko. I feel like if you stole the Mona Lisa you wouldn't be able to actually sell it, since who's gonna buy something that's such an obvious crime? Which of these dudes is one of the gang in disguise. Zeno no you're not gonna break that-oh hey it's Lupin. Why are you still wearing that mask? I'd commit a crime just to get Fuji to give me a ride. Oh it's Jigen. Guys the building probably has a ladder. Hi Goemon. Lupin if y'all are out of money how can you afford all this shit? Huh, I wasn't expecting that. That seems downright cheap for the painting. Damn it Fuji you've screwed us all. Aw shit you better hope that's real. TABLE, PROTECT US. Hiiii Fuji's boobs. This is obviously not shady at all no sir. I like how Jigen's hat just appeared out of nowhere. Oh hey Zeni. I have no idea who has what anymore. That dress looks great on Fujiko but it'd look better on my floor. Is...is that immortal Da Vinci? Naruto- Hell no I might be back in five months.