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What in the actual hell are you talking about? The closest thing to manservice OP has is the occasional shirtless dude and also Franky in his speedo, which isn't really ever presented as sexy.

Fixed that for you. How many bad jokes about sitting on Santa's lap can I think of at once?

Clover- PINNOCHIO NO. It's been two episodes and we're already in filler how the fuck is that even possible. Now that's a sword. "Clover Kingdom" just sounds like a setting in My Little Pony. Hey you'd probably have more energy if you shut the hell up. That bird is the best character. You're not Saitama you can't just brute force your way through all the tests. Gandalf gives no fucks. Uh I think the problem here is that the boy literally has no magic to do the magic SATs. Best case scenario he dies painfully because, again, he literally has no goddamn magic. Jesus Christ he doesn't even shut up in his sleep. Kick his ass, small child. My dream is for you to please, for the love of god, just shut the fuck up for five minutes and also Avdol comes back to life. Why would any of you miss him, do you just hate peace and quiet? LEAVE THAT NUN THE FUCK ALONE, YOU ASSHOLE. Okay I kinda hope he gets in just so he'll stay away and stop harassing that poor woman. I fucking hate this kid. The boar that almost gored him was the best character. That was only 30 minutes but felt like 14 hours of my life have passed. Jojo- What did you idiots get yourselves into now? I enjoy how many problems in this show are solved by Joseph being unfathomably rich. How does Polnareff's hair even work? That is a nice car. Stop letting the dumbest one in the gang drive. What's a cessna--oh it's a plane. DO NOT GET ON A PLANE WITH JOSEPH. I'll watch your magic, grandpa. Huh, that was a genius move with the car. You could say Jojo is quite...bizarre. Animals hate Polnareff. You can demonstrate the proper way to mount m--nope can't finish that with a straight face. Joseph is not doing the best job at this. Well now you just look like a whore. Avdol probably knew how to ride a camel but nooo one of you had to get him shot in the goddamn face. Like hell you can forbid me from making stupid jokes. I got a bad feeling about this. Aw crap it's invisible isn't it. Go to bed, sun. THE SUN IS A STAND. Avdol probably would have been fine in this heat. I have no idea how hot that is in American. Y'know I'm sure the fact that half the gang is wearing full-coverage wool uniforms isn't helping at all. NO NOT THE CAMELS. And then Kakyoin got them all killed. Splats to the rescue. Whelp there goes your water. Joseph your best technique is running away while screaming. And then everyone lost their goddamn minds. This is the first and only time in his life that Jotaro's laughed, let him have this. I'm not following. Is this another goddamn mirror again? Okay but you have no water and your camels are dead. ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT'S SO DUMB I LOVE IT. Gundam- Fuck off, guy. I don't think we really needed two pretentious dudes in masks in one season, show. I have no memory of ever seeing this kid before. Piss off, young Dandy. I guess trauma can put you in the mood to rip off your shirt and start punching with robots. I'm gonna miss those wives when they go home. Thanks, crazy old man. That doesn't sound suspicious at all, you guys. Hi harem man how's your hot main wife. Your coat is stupid, guy I don't know. Please don't kill harem man I like him. Okay if he dies I volunteer to inherit the wives. She is a woman, you dumbass. And also the goodness of his dick, I assume. I love main wife. I have no idea if this orphan farm subplot is new or I just forgot about it. Get off his dick, noob. These girls are really pulling for that harem ending. I guess it makes sense that the only two adults on the team hooked up. Getting laid is a good incentive to wash your filthyy ass. No kid you're like seven you shouldn't be here. I got a bad feeling about this. Never trust a creepy man playing chess. Oh right didn't his boyfriend get turned into a mecha or something last season? I am real uncomfortable to know he's still engaged to the third grader. I'M OBJECTING TO THIS, YOU FUCKING CREEP. Wait so he's doing all this so that he can fuck a girl who still has all her baby teeth without getting judged or it? Hunter- This seems like it's gonna be even more horrifying than regular childbirth. That tiger is badass. These ants were once adorable little girls who got fused with their pets. The giant guy looks friendly I like him. Somehow the head of the assassin family is still the better father than Ging. Oh hey we get two women in an arc at once, the show's just spoiling us. DOG. I feel like all these new people are gonna die. I'm waiting for Hisoka to pop out from behind a tree with a discomforting clown boner. Please just let the dog live. Hello cute bat thing. She is gonna eat somebody before the episode's over. Kids when two mutant monsters love each other very much, shit gets freaky. Big deal I can consume that much mac and cheese every day if I wanted. Not today, snake! Ohhh this random family is so screwed. Regular babies are terrifying enough, show. These kids are so dead. Isn't that the lobster asshole Saitama fought? Hi, nerds. Ha I forgot about bloodhound Gon. Aw fuck that's worse than the flying monkeys. I'd say call Ging for support but like hell is he gonna show up. Lupin- I thought that guy looked different. No better way to get a woman to love you than threatening to blow her right the hell up. Oh it's another movie. Bang your wife, Lupin. Jigen is the best. Hi Zeni. No not the sushi! Oh god he's a weeb. Rebecca gives no fucks. Damn sheep! Whelp there goes the key. He means don't shoot him in the dick. At least Zeni gets some sushi. Jigen's having a good time. Meanwhile Zeni's having the worst day. I like when they team up. His plan is to use you as a human shield. They'd be good partners if they weren't fighting. I choose to believe that was his plan the whole time. Oh right, he tied up the train. If only that guy wasn't so fat. This went off surprisingly well. The real OTP. What kind of wizard shit is that, Lupin. And now you have a wife that won't fuck you and steals all your stuff. Oh god, sexy actor Zeni. That is a great dress. That was nice but wasn't Da Vinci about to take over the world?

Last Christmas I didn't get to enjoy a character with a literal giant cock as a power and they are just wasting this opportunity. Just watch, I'm not gonna get a Jojo marathon until we hit a holiday that I can't make dick puns out of.

Here's Joseph's Japanese voice doing an ad for a steam-powered fleshlight. I'm counting it.

Every holiday I hope for a Jojo marathon so I can make horrible jokes about yule logs and stocking stuffers and every time i'm disappointed.

I have very vague memories of this show.

Well hamon does do a good job of healing... Clover- I guess if you wish really really hard, the devil will take pity on you and give you magical powers. Okay I just saw a hot witch with giant boobs in the OP this show might just be watchable. And the show immediately punishes me for that optimism with an entire episode of flashback. And thus began his undying dream to become Wizard Hokage. Oh my god stop saying "Wizard King" in every single sentence. Kid just shutting the fuck up for ten goddamn minutes would improve all of their lives dramatically. Is his ultimate quest to fuck an unwilling nun supposed to make us like him? Please for the love of god shut up. Oh no we're out of potatoes. I'm not drunk enough for this either, sir. I guess it's time to mug an orphan now. Man nothing keeps me entertained like an entire episode of flashback where I know all of the important characters end up fine. Dude why are you standing here gloating over a small child just take the necklace and go. I do enjoy seeing him get punched in the face. I like that not even the characters give a shit about this show. Oh right, there was something else happening in this episode. So then he does have magic after all? Your magic is bad and you should feel bad. Good, love your book, maybe you can fuck it instead and leave that poor nun alone. Jojo- I like the Jojo Bridge. Fuck you, Steely Dan. Joseph is having a bad day. Sorry everybody, grandpa's just senile. I do enjoy Pol's random bits of gratuitous French. Joseph can you not just use hamon on it immediately? Quick, stab it in the face! Oh crap. Don't worry Polnareff you don't need those organs. Well now Joseph doesn't know math anymore. Jotaro is going to enjoy this inevitable murder. Aw shit it's multiplying. Shut up nobody's impressed with your speech. Hey Kakyoin maybe you shoudn't be throwing dozens of projectiles around in Joseph's brain. DON'T KILL JOSEPH HE'S ALL I HAVE LEFT. If only Avdol were here he could just set them all on fire. Dude have you looked at Jotaro he doesn't need to throw jewelry at women. Oh you dick. Okay I'd dddefinitely just use my stand against civillians here. Man, Jotaro can take a real pounding. I'm also very excited to see him finally punch him. Jojo's got a real murder boner here. EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE. Please leave Joseph alone. I feel like he could have killed off the fleshbud earlier and saved some trouble. Quick, smash it! KICK HIS ASS JOTARO. Star Platinum says no. Stomp him in the dick for that bridge thing. You piece of shit. You think he won't punch a small child? Thank you Kakyoin. Now this is satisfying. Goddamn he's cool. Gundam- Still don't trust Geass, guys. I'm pretty sure he's motivated just by a desire to fuck everyone over. Oh hey that guy's alright. Oh hey that one kid survived. Congratulations girl you just inherited his shit. Oh right I guess that explains their names. Whelp y'all fucked up on that. Mika just wanted to play on that slide and you're here bumming him out. "One day Mika snapped and killed some dudes and it was awesome." Oh lady, you're terrible. Hey did he also teach you about using sixth graders as human shields? He's totally not talking about himself. Fuck off, Hitler. Those child soldiers really impressed him. That sure sounds great and also suspicious as fuck. That's disappointing they didn't even get to see the hookers. It's nice that he stopped being such a self-important dick. Don't screw over the harem. Maybe get this boy some therapy while you're at it. Bang his emotional pain away. Hunter- My children are adorable. If that's Ging I'm gonna punch him. What in the shit. I am very confused and uncomfortable here. Was anybody actually expecting Gon's dad to be here for him. Fuck I hate bugs. Thanks, guy with the clown gun. I guess they know each other. I hope he adopted that baby fox that just got orphaned. Ging sure has spent a lot of time befriending a ton of people that weren't his own abandoned child. RIP fishie. You're not gonna convince me Ging is a good person, show. CAW. I guess he's some kind of dog whisperer then. Raise your kid, Ging. No you don't know Ging because he's been avoiding you for twelve goddamn years. You don't deserve to call him your kid, you asshole. "Thanks for beating my child!" Oh come on he could not have fucking planned all this. Well it does sound like a racist teenager playing X-box. God he is such a dick. Come on Gon there is no way he could have planned that you'd befriend the black sheep of the greatest family of assassins and bring him along through the game. Whatever shadowy thing is going on, I don't like it. Of course he's involved with weird shit like watching mutant animals fuck. This sounds ominous. This ED is relaxing. Lupin- Hiiiiii naked Fuji. Oh no. SAVE THOSE BOOBS. Get it Zeni. Seriously, whoever makes those masks is the real MVP of this franchise. Oh Fuji you beautiful bitch. Goemon what the fuck. That doesn't sound like Goemon. Who the hell are you? Wait what the fuck. WHO IS EVERYONE. This could be going better but I'md sure enjoying it. Oh my god you did not just say that to her. Wait that can't be Fuji she didn't murder you for that weight comment. Kick him in the dick. God I love her. Oh hey Jigen. Team up and save Lupin. This guy's a douche. I can't tell who's actually real in this episode and who's faking it. Check for tits. Never underestimate that rack. Guys how did you fall for that. Oh my god the fake was in the bathroom this is hilarious. Fuji how did you hide those boobs. Okay I'm pretty sure one guy isn't worth blowing up an entire damn bridge. Thanks, convenient Jigen. That miiiight be a little bit overkill. Haaaa he's bald. Hey don't cry, the bald thing works great for Saitama. Technically I think the mountain's named after her boobs.

God, this. I'm sure there were good reasons for this latest software switch, but there's a lot of little issues that really make it feel like we gave up more than we got.

Your son sounds like an amazing watching buddy and I'm jealous. I can 100% believe that Dio stole Jonathan's body just for that better dick. Yeah it's a shame that Avdol left to get everyone pizza and is missing this entire fight there must be a really long line. Closest thing I can google is a fancy watch company called Tag Heuer, I guess that makes sense. It looks like he just let a cat walk across the keyboard and won't admit it.

Clover- I'm already tired of these babies. I'll admit, I have to respect a baby with a decent roundhouse kick. Fuck off kid, do you not know how nuns work? Christ, I hate him already. The good twin is right about all of that. What in the fuck is wrong with this kid. "Could you try harder to be nicer to this spastic dickwad that everyone hates?" This boy is worse than Naruto. Howdy, dicks. Morning, Gandalf. Thank you dick joke, the single bright spot in this dumpster fire. You don't get a spellbook because you're not really a human, you're some kind of weird unlikable hobgoblin. I'm glad the good twin gets the best book. Everyone, point and laugh at him. Oh hell yeah, three whole potatoes. Oh my god, shut up. Kick them in the dicks with your magic. Oh what the hell now. I'm already tired of this. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. Is it too much to hope that the thief guy brutally murders him in the first episode? No it's over and you're done just give up. God this is corny. Oh what in the fuck is this. Yes, I can believe the devil made this show just to make me suffer. Jojo- Nice carriage, dorks. I could go for some kebabs. I will give you $1.50 for that. The narrator is having fun. Good job Joseph you tried. Aw damn granny's up. Aw shit the kebab guy's evil. Bye granny it was fun while it lasted. DAN OF STEEL is the best name. Polnareff she made you lick a toilet why are you concerned. Quick, hamon it out of her. Okay but her son deserved to die. Now that's some real loyalty. Fuck off, Danny boy. I got a bad feeling about this. SHIT. Joseph's ribcage just exploded. "Small child, kick my ass!" Whelp, Joseph's fucked. Quick, use hamon on it! Steely Dan is a dick. Jotaro no you're gonna kill grandpa. YOU MAD BRO? Every time Joseph references part 2 I smile and clap my hands like a seal. You're an asshole and your stand is an asshole. I'm going to enjoy watching Jotaro kick his ass later. Gotta do some quick roadside brain surgery. The tiniest stands possible. Suuuuch a dick. MY LEG. Be the best bridge you can be, Jojo. Kakyoin: student by day, brain surgeon by night. This is the longest ten minutes of his life. Gundam- You're a dick, Geass. There's no way these kids are getting out of here alive. Hey maybe the suspicious fucker you're blindly following is actually a bad guy, y'all. Whelp so much for that kid. Dying robot hug, go. Oh hey Mika. Oh that looks rough. Ouuuch. And the award for least surprising death goes to this boy. Kid's got some lungs on him. Kick his ass, my dudes. Hi wives! Kill him slowly and painfully. Buddy just sit down and let Mike wipe the floor with them alone. LET ME AXE YOU A QUESTION. Wow you're really bad at this. Oh shut up. Now this is satisfying to watch. Now bang that wife. Your excuses are bad and you should feel bad. I do enjoy Mika refusing to give an iota of a fuck and just immediatley hopping on the murder train. Shoot him in the face and also the dick. Don't congratulate him, he sucked and failed. Here have some candy. Yeah sure, he was really kind when he spent a full month going through child soldiers like disposable forks. This is gonna be a pleasent conversation I'm sure. Hunter- I don't trust these guys. I love my adorable idiot children. I'd fail this quiz immediately. Oh hey is that the one dude with the gross slug thing? I swear to god if it's Hioka i'm flipping a table. YAY HE WON. Is he finally gonna see his shitlord dad? Fuck off, weirdos. I'm glad that was such a quick fight. Do you still have that weird gross slug thing? OH FUCK IT'S HISOKA. I will be shocked if Ging actually bothered to show up for his son. Hello, random small child. What in the hell? I feel better about the cluttered squalor I live in now. Dude you're kind of a dick. Man you should have saved one of those magic Angel cards. Gon is a good kid. Why was Ging dicking around with some small child instead of his own fucking kid? Yeah we already know Ging's a dick. Wow man I'm sorry both of your parents were obviously illiterate. Ging, reigning champ at dodging child support. I wish these card descripions didn't flash by at the speed of goddamn light. Wait what's your plan here what are you doing. I don't know how these are gonna help you. I'm glad Bisky got her fancy rock. Okay you're gonna have to explain more things to me. Wow that's an unfortunate anagram. Ging why the fuck did you bring a baby here? Oh my god, you're adorable. Lady you're missing out, dilfs are great. Too late you're already a much better parent than either of them have ever had. Something is about to go very wrong I'm sure. Lupin- Oh hey she's cute. That is a nice car I can't blame him for taking the opportunity. Is the reward Fuji's boobs because I'd steal a car for that. Don't be such a cockblock, antique car. Five million Euros doesn't sound like a ridiculous amount consdering he stole the Mona Lisa like a month ago. Oh hey it's the cute girl. The car wants to go home. Just let her be happy. If you barf in that car I'll kill you. GET IT, CUTE LADY. Oh he's gonna touch some merchandise alright. Aw shit is she dead? Hiiiii Fujiko. That is a sneaky and underhanded plan, I like it. They definitely fucked in that car. Sending Fuji in to negotiate seems like a weird tactic let's see how this plays out. Oh hey Zeni. Nothing like setting off a flash bomb roughly ten feet away from a dying woman. Car knows what's up. Ice cream also makes me happy. Well this is downright heartwarming. Aaaand I'm crying. Fuji is going to kill you.

A grand total of two Jojo series aired several months apart is "every chance" here?

Jojo- Yoda here is a terrible person but Hol Horse and Polnareff deserve it for getting Avdol killed. How do you not notice a dead hillbilly 20 feet behind you? Poolnoodle you stupid bastard. Enya bout to have a rage-induced aneurism here. Oh hey he's not dead, stab him again. Surprisingly decent of you, horse boy. EVERYBODY ZOMBIE NIGHT. Oh no even the dog. Fuck off Hol Horse, you shot my husband in the face. Enyaba don't fuck around. Sorry Pol you're going to die in a filthy bathroom. Maybe they forgot about you. FALSE ALARM YOU'RE FUCKED. Ouch right in the mouth. She makes the zombies laugh with her. Oh god that's disgusting. And then Polnareff tongue-fucked a toilet. Thank god for Jotaro. I'm sure it's been awhile, it takes a long time to mouth-clean a toilet. Not today, granny. Good old Qtaro to the rescue. Oh good it's punching time. Damn you, baby! This is the weirdest teamup. You can't punch a cloud, Qojo. Jotaro gives no shits. Damn, Splats must be taking mouth lessons from Kakyoin. Frenching a toilet is acceptable penance for getting Avdol killed. Joseph is having a good time. Well that's horrifying. Sure take a hostage I'm sure that'll work out great. GODDAMMIT HOL HORSE. Gundam- Yeah just a freak accident with some exploding flowers.There is absolutely no way this can go badly no sir. Kiddo a lot of this isn't right and also I'm fairly sure most of you can't count past 14. Never trust Geass. You goddamn idiots. This guy is definitely not shady as fuck, y'all. Hey you want some gum? Oh yeah that's not an evil laugh at all. What is it good for, absolutely nothing. Gee I dunno maybe it's because you're all dying for nothing in some douche's shady scheme. Is the mask guy the one dude with the purple hair who went crazy last season because I don't remember if he lived or not. Oh kids, Chad's probably dead. I too like to watch buff shirtless dudes work out, ladies. Hi, kid Dandy. Dude you are just exhausting. Genuinely surprised that Chad's still alive. Fuck off, beard guy. YELLING SOLVES ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. Time for an emergency Joestar landing. Stop talking you're just tempting fate now. Goddammit Geass. Okay you are definitely going to die now. Hunter- Please don't hurt my son. Gon might just be insane. I like Killua's yoyo tricks. Please don't blow him up he's a good kid. Punch him and break his shitty glasses. Noo just follow the plan it's a good plan. I am concerned. Eat shit, asshole. GON WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED ARMS. Sweetie it's really not a good thing when you out-crazy the mad bomber. At least he's managed to horrify his enemy beyond words. Do...do you have an extra hand in that book? Dude he just let you blow up his limbs you think he gives a shit? PLEASE STOP GETTING YOURSELF HURT. Blow up the bomber, excellent idea. Punch him in the dick and run. Well that was unexpected. Okay by now you should realized that this boy will suffer any amout of horriffic bodily harm in a fight without a care in the world. Now that's a big rock. Now get this kid medical attention immediately. Kill them all, kids. I guess it's nice that the assholes care about each other. Fuck that guy, heal Gon's injuries. Haaa she's like a reverse Enyaba. Aw crap no healing for you. No it's absolutely fine to let them die just because you hate them. Congratulations, you're all rich! Panda Maid is definitely the best card. Who the hell are all these people!? Lupin- Things are going too well for Nyx. Dude takes a sniper round to the torso like a champ. That is still the most British name I've ever heard. Hi sorry we shot at your kids but we need you to go into Hulk mode now. That was a surpisingly easy lock to defeat. Whelp that went awry. I hope that's a CD full of naked Fujiko. This could be going better for Nyx. Maybe y'all could help instead of sitting around on a damn boat. I'd still rather have a CD full of naked Fujiko but that sounds pretty useful. Oh right, he was supposed to be playing dead. You're a good dude, Lupin. And then everything blew up. That doesn't sound like overkill or anything. Whelp, y'all are gonna die. Nyx isn't looking so good. Lupin I don't think that's how odds work but I don't know enough about probability to dispute it. Well that's depressing. OHHHH YOU FUCKED UP, ASSHOLE. Oh hey, Jigen and Goemon decided to help afterall. Goddammit Da Vinci, get out of here! Well Leonardo Da Vinci is proving to be more bloodthirsty than I expected.

Did someone press the SUCC alarm?

He deserves it. #stillsalty

No, I just truly hate every word that comes out of Zeni's mouth and would rather never see his posts.

Thank god.

Jojo- Jotaro did you really waste several hours having a new jacket custom-made to replace your old one? Go away, kid. It's okay Joseph's not on this plane so it shouldn't crash. I hope we never see her again. Oh my god it's wool how have you not died of heat stroke. Polnareff was traumatized by the pig toilet. Is...is the fog a stand? Goddammit Joseph you offended him. Well this is some real creepy shit. Aw crap a gun, is it Hol Horse? Oh this is very not normal. Okay y'all should really just get out of town immediately. THAT'S A STAND YOU IDIOTS. Oh honey, the police aren't gonna come. Loot his corpse. Grandpa's got some mad jump skills. What in the hell? Just a creepy demonic woman strolling through the ghost town, nothing suspicious here. Polnareff you stupid bastard. THIS IS NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL. Jotaro your name isn't even Joestar. Polnareff you dumb fuck. Goddamn, Yoda knows how to plan revenge. I hope that bathroom's clean. OH GODDAMMIT IT'S HOL HORSE. You're both terrible people and I don't trust either of you. Holy shit she is not fucking around. "First of all, it's pronounced 'creetin'; if you're gonna threaten me, do it properly." Oh that can't be good. THE FOG IS A STAND. Choked by his own fist. Y'all might wanna just leave while she's distracted. Thank god one of them can recognize blatant evil happening twenty feet away. Gundam- Sucks for Mars, I guess. I got a bad feeling about all these kids' survival odds. You're like 12 who put you in charge of security. Whelp, something tragic is definitely about to happen to you. I don't think Chad's gonna come out of this alright. I love the harem girls. Please use this guy as a human shield. Orga looks good in that outfit. That ship looks like a busted Death Star. Did you say bearded man with a nice body, is Joseph here? What I'm taking from this conversation is that nobody likes this girl. It seems like a really bad idea to put the forth graders in the security team. THE FLOWERS ARE A STAND. How did you guys fuck up this hard. Fuck you too, strange adult man I don't have any memory of seeing before. I disagree, get revenge for Chad. PAY FOR CHAD. Yeah this doesn't sound suspicious at all. Take one of the fighter wives with you. No pressure here, kiddo. Dude I have several members of my own family that I wouldn't trust with a potato peeler. I continue to not trust Geass. And now everything goes to hell. Do not trust shady bearded men, child. Hunter- It's conerning that being called by the pedophile monster clown is one of the better options here. Oh good it's that one guy. I mean I'd rather give up the game instead of getting blown right the hell up. This seems like it's going too well for him, he's going to die. Meanwhile, what's up with this guy. Damn grandpa good job on that. Oh no that's sad but what did that have to do with the game? Oh shit that's depressing. Alright kids, the plan is to use your smaller size to kick them all right in the dicks. This seems like a good plan I'm cautiously optimistic. SHIT HE SAID IT DON'T LET HIM GET NEAR YOU. I stand by my idea of dick kicking. Please don't hurt my adorable child. Gon how was the plan getting your jaw punched in? This may be the only show that I don't enjoy seeing the small children get beaten. Bisky's got good cardio for an old lady. KICK HIS ASS, BISKY. Oh hey she grows up. What in the hell. Lady if Jojo's established anything it's that there's no such thing as too buff. Shock his balls off! RIDE THE LIGHTNING, BITCH. Oh hey, fat boy did something useful. I would have knocked myself out with that thing in 12 seconds flat. Joseph Joestar would be proud, Killua. Things are going well for everyone but Gon. Lupin- This seems elaborate and overly complicated I'm intrigued. Oh right, Da Vinci was randomly here a couple weeks back. Goemon has standards with his clothes, Lupin. Guys you have access to ridiculously realistic masks, you could pick better disguises. Oh hey Rebecca. HIII FUJIKO. Quiet Jigen don't question the fanservice. If Lupin had been behind it Fuji's picture would have been naked. Oh hey Nyx. Oh hey Zeni. Shouldn't there be more people for the last supper? That is a stupidly British name. Okay I'm lost here what are you up to here, painter man? I'm not sure I'd trust anything on that table. Hey now don't take the booze. Don't worry Fuji all the fat goes to your boobs. I'm still not sure where this is going but now I'm hungry. Wait what the hell? Okay a naked Leonardo Da Vinci running through the Italian countryside is hilarious. I'm just gonna pretend this makes sense. Is...is the room turning into a Transformer? FLY, MY PRETTIES. Is the rest of the show gonna be about stopping the collective conscious clone of Da Vinci from destroying the modern world because I can get behind this.

And if I'm gonna stare lovingly at a giant muscled cock for hours, we all know which one it's gonna be.

I meant attractive dudes.

Looks like I'll be getting stuffed by giant buff dudes on my own time, then.

Jojo- Hey you know what I miss, it's my goddamn boyfriend who got shot in the face. I sense a douchebag in this car. Polnareff's a dumbass don't let him drive. Oh goddammit not that kid again just run her over. Kid if you think a sweet set of knockers are gonna hold you back in life you are drastically mistaken. THE CAR IS A STAND. And then they got hit by a truck. I agree, Jotaro is really cool and also attractive. Aw crap now they'll never find the way. JOJO NO DON'T PUNCH EVERYONE. I feel like this is a bad idea. And then they fell off a cliff. Poolnoodle you dumb fuck. Joseph you have magic tentacles too maybe you could help. Thank god Kakyoin's the smart one here. I'm glad Jotaro's having fun. Yeah the magic teleporting car definitely wasn't a stand. Would you like to buy a vowel? Well hey at least it looks cool now. The hell is it shooting? Use the kid as a human shield. Leave her behind. I know that feel, kiddo. Joseph screaming "OH NO" will never not crack me up. Punch it in whatever the equivalent of balls it has. Aw shit that can't be good. Hey you know who had fire powers who could probably shrug this off if he wasn't fucking dead? Oh good he's okay. It's nice to see that Jotaro inherited Joseph's insanely buff arms. Dude skipped leg day and everything else but arm day. Now steal his shitty car too. He's gonna die out there. I got a bad feeling about Yoda here. Gundam- Kill her, Mika. This series continues a proud Gundam tradition of me being unable to follow a single damn fight but at least it looks cool. Yay they won I think. I'm also confused here, kids. Big talk for a guy who literally has a target painted on his face and just got captured by a ragtag gang of children. Hi harem man how's your super hot main wife. Suck it, douche. HI MAIN WIFE I LOVE YOU. Fuck off, kid. Mika continues to not give a single fuck. No big deal, just a universally-liked diplomat's life in danger of assassination. Just kill him, boys. Why does this guy have a face like that Titan that age Eren's mom? Start taking limbs as payment. Mika does not fuck around. Now loot his corpse. Do her parents know that the maid they trusted their only child with for years was actually a spy sent to murder her? Come work the dirt farm with the hillbillies, princess. Does harem guy finally get to be reunited with his fightin' wives? This seems like it's going too well. Why did people just bury their robots? I still don't trust Geass. Orga this seems like a decision that's going to bite you in the ass sooner rather than later. Hunter- Never trust Hisoka. Dude have you looked at Hisoka, of course he's a freak. I am uncomfortable. Wait shit isn't that Killua's sister? Do not leave Hisoka alone with that small child. Kill him now, girl. I'm not sure I like these guys' odds here. I hope my kids are healing well. Her skirt is magic. He's doing his best. What in the hell? Okay that's definitely a stand. Boo hoo, the douchebags are in trouble. Oh, fuck off. Whelp, this guy's about to die. This plan could definitely be going beter. Now that's a big rock. Oh this is gonna get annoying. It's refreshing that Gon is sucking at this technique. Good luck kids I believe in you. Do you have a card for just punching him in the dick a couple dozen times? Ohhh this can't be a good thing. This is suspicious as fuck. Whelp. Lupin- Never trust a priest in anime. You okay there Jigen? Don't be a dick, Fuji's body is great. Alright cool you just gotta steal a cup. Bet on yourselves, you either make a fortune or die before you have to pay. Aw crap who's hypnotized now. I'm digging Fuji's outfit. I mean, he's got a point about Fuji. Everybody just sit down and keep your eyes on each other for a couple hours. I dunno man, I'm pretty sure one of them can fit several tools in their rack without you noticing. Please don't hurt her I love her. NO NOT THAT GLORIOUS RACK. Jigen not smoking really is suspicious. Whelp Lupin's dead, show's over. Maybe the puppet is Zeni in a surprising twist. Guys no don't kill each other, you're friends. Is it the oysters again? GODDAMMIT LUPIN. I can't blame him for being curious about who'd win in their fight. Well this is a downer ending. Eat shit, asshole. No knife can penetrate Fujiko's boobs of steel. Drugs are bad, kids. Seriously, I hope you guys bet every penny you had on yourselves in this fight. I'm glad Lupin is having fun here. Fujiko lying on a bed of shitloads of money is a beautiful sight. And hey, they got that fancy cup out of it.

I hope it's a Jojo marathon so I can make obscene jokes about getting stuffed by giant buff dudes. :fap: