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It's super frustrating that it seems like his family's just washing their hands of the whole thing. I mean, I get that there's probably a lot of complicated history and emotions between them, but I like to think that even if my siblings and I had a huge falling out, they'd still pull through with the bare minimum. It just seems wrong that he's done so much for us over the years and we can't do anything for him now. enad: Seriously, thank you so much for keeping us updated. You've gone above and beyond what I expected, and it's a shame we've hit a dead end.

I actually forgot it was coming on, took enough Nyquil to bring down a medium-sized moose, and passed out while ignoring Naruto.

Jojo- When did Yoda get here? Yeah that lady died but at least she fucked Dio first. Or in Avdol's case, you feel the gay panic and jump out a window. How did all that muscle fit in those tiny airplane seats? THE BEETLE IS A STAND. Well that's terrifying. Oh no protect your beautiful face! Oh yeah baby gimme that exposition. Just kill everyone on the plane, problem solved. Ewwww. That thing's got pretty good handwriting. ALWAYS KILL BUGS WITH FIRE. Oh no old man your bladder's gonna kill you. Kakyoin what the hell. I mean half the plane's dead already, you might as well use the fire. Way to shit the bed here, Kakyoin. Eat shit, bug dude. That old guy didn't have to pee at all! Wow rude. He wasn't brainwashed, just an asshole. Never get on a plane with Joseph Joestar. I love these bitches. Whelp they're doomed. Maybe y'all should have just killed that guy earlier. Those flight attendants are having a rough day. Joseph last time you flew a plane you got attacked by piranhas and crashed it. I'm genuinely impressed that Joseph pulled that landing off. Now I'm hungry. Hot cola sounds disgusting. Kakyoin's just showing off now. Aw shit y'all gotta walk all the way to Egypt now. We're all concerned about the milf, Avdol. I would listen to Avdol read a phone book. I'm sure this guy will be friendly. This man has stupid hair and no eyebrows. I agree with Jotaro, kick his ass out. Just order everything, five beefy men gotta eat a lot. You asshole. Menacing carrot. I'd recommend not eating that dish. Ohhh yeah whip out that cock for me, baby. That clock is so unnecessary. Ghoul- I'm glad he's suffering. Big deal you woke up naked in an ocean of blood being felt up by dead people, who hasn't had that dream. I do like that big stuffed bunny in the background. Yeah there's no safer place for a child that the government wants dead than standing outside your hideout doing cartwheels. BABY DON'T HURT ME. Love is ignoring that your fuckbuddy is a face-eating cannibal for the sake of getting some of that zombie dick. Go away Hisoka nobody likes you. I hope he dies painfully. Oh no little girl stay away from Hisoka he'll eat you. HE'S GONNA EAT YOU DON'T TRUST HIM. Hisoka she's like ten, please don't fuck and/or eat her. Don't trust this lady either. I am very uncomfortable. I continue to hate everyone in this show. Lady you know damn well that's possible. Yeah this girl dictating your words verbatim isn't creepy at all. Wow what a shock you're all going to die. Oh hey dickwad. Girl you could have just called her. Take your stuff at least before it gets stolen. I know this is supposed to be emotional or something but I could not give less of a fuck. And now everyone is going to die. It's always a great idea to eat and drink things given to you by the enemies you're openly trying to kill. Hunter- Fuck off, Biscy. I'm with Killua here, we don't want your help. Aw crap is Hisoka here? Oh scissors, I'm so scared. And then he got. bitchslapped. Well rude now she looks even worse. What the fuck, man. Christ you're old now it's just creepy that you're hanging around with young kids. I'm still with Killua here, fuck off lady. Please tell me that's not his mom. What he lacks in any parenting skills whatsoever he makes up for in nen abilities. What are they supposed to eat for two weeks? Leave the adorable children alone, you asshole. Throw those rocks, kids! You're weird, lady. Gon that's lame just let him shock the shit out of that guy. Gon why are you so nice? This is a backstory I don't particularly want or need, show. Where are you people peeing while you're fighting? Now stab him in the back while he walks away. Welcome to Oz, kids. What the fuck, lady? Let the kids sleep. That's kinda fucked up, sexy dad. Magic shovels, go! Fix your fucked up hair it's bugging me. Lupin- I don't think things are gonna go well for this guy. That's a lot of treasure. Definitely don't trust this evil butler. Man I hate it when I get executed because of an arranged marriage I had no say in. Is that the evil family from the Goonies? Poor Jjigen let the man smoke. Okay he's definitely earned that smoke now. Jigen is drunk and hell. Well this sure is suspicious. JIGEN NO DON'T PEE IN THERE. That is a really weird way to unlock a secret passage. Aww, she's so cute! The plot thickens. Jigen's in the armor. She's precious, please take her away from the scary haunted mansion. Damnit Lupin. Aw shit there's no treasure after all. Batman would be proud of that grappler. Oh no Lupin don't lie to the little girl. Wow these guys are dumb. This seems like a trap. Aw shit now you're gonna die for real. I really hope Jigen's drunk aim is as good as his sober aim. That's a risky plan there, Lupin. Oh no she was the ghost all along. Well this shit got dark. Naruto- Mother fuck, I'm not watching this.

I am 100% here for Avdol whipping his cock out and beating some dude with no eyebrows.

Please show, for the love of god let Avdol live. The best explanation I can come up with is his his hair's just tied up really tight into those pegs and it's a real pain in the ass to take it all down.

I mean, that's not even a joke at this point. I'd suck that dick into another dimension. :fap:

Any chance you could find out where/when the funeral is if we want to send flowers?

I didn't want to post until we got confirmation, but I guess it's true. I didn't always agree with Luuv, but it was obvious that he always cared about the community and I'm incredibly grateful for that. I have no idea what my life would be now if I hadn't made the friends I did, and his work on the boards was definitely a huge part of the community that grew up around it. I can't imagine the amount of patience it took to look after the original boards, then the dumpster fire that was the revamp, and now this weird little forum where we can post all the cartoon porn our dirty little hearts desire. Thanks for everything you've done for us, Luuv; you were far more than we deserved.

Dude, PM me. I'll email you a BK gift card. Get you multiple chicken sandwiches.

Life has many doors, Ed-Boy. Probably depends on personal preference. You can probably just microwave it for a couple seconds and be good to go.

I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside!

The t-rex one is fucking horrifying.

Jojo- This OP is great. Joseph's looking great in that sweater. Whelp he's doomed go ahead and loot his corpse. Avdol continues to be really attractive. Is Avdol gonna fuck Dio because I'm pretty cool with that. And then the tentacles. We've all jumped out a window to avoid a gay panic, I'm sure. It's okay baby you'll get him next time. Jotaro is definitely willing to risk Kakyoin's life on this hunch. It'd be great if Dio would stop trying to tentacle fuck everyone. Yes your grandson is very impressive alright. Yaaay Joseph still uses hamon. How does Jotaro's hat work? Holly continues to be adorable and I love her. Joseph and his complete lack of indoor voice cracks me up. Kakyoin is a lucky man, Holly's a milf. School is for dorks, Jojo. MENACING SPOON. Oh that can't be good. I'm also not feeling well and need you to rip my shirt off, Avdol. God I wish that were me. Oh no please don't kill the milf. Someone hug Joseph. LET'S GO KICK DIO'S ASS. Joseph's lookin good in those suspenders. That oompa loompa is so helpful. It's...a fly? Avdol it's a fly how can you possibly recognize it. I like how Avdol doesn't even bother turning on a light when he could just use his magic cock. That sounds horrible. Joseph is a good dad. He could help me with my underwear too. Aww, Jotaro does care. Awww Joseph don't cry all you have to do is punch Dio really hard. Dio you're a vampire who dies when you see the sun, why would you pick a place that's literally always sunny? Kakyoin has joined the party. PLEASE SAVE THE MILF. Speedwagon, still the best. At least oompa loompa gets a cool name. All aboard the MAN TRAIN. FUCK YEAH THE SONG. I'm sure nothing bad is about to happen. Wait Dio has Hermit Purple too? Ghoul- Oh come on how did that guy live. I don't know what these words mean. This show comes in after Jojo like a wet fart at a funeral. Why are you letting the lunch boy read your classified information? I continue to not give a shit about this kid. What the fuck am I watching. That random giraffe is by far the best character in this show. I would not be sad if either of you kicked the bucket. I hate all of you. "Tee hee, it's so cool that you're friends with a violent cannibal!" That looks painful but I'm glad he's suffering. I wish I was as drunk as this guy. This is painful. Well that drunk guy is about to get mauled. Maybe he never got promoted because he was a crazy douche. Don't blame each other, you're all terrible. Hi kitty! She's just drunk she doesn't need medicine. Is somebody gonna bang in this show? Oh that's a boner killer. What the fuck, dude. All these redshirts are gonna die. Hunter- Yay my boys got a sword. Fuck you, that's our sword! Wow dude you suck. This guy's outfit is awful. Leave my kids alone! I'm gonna kick this girl down some stairs. That card sounds nifty. The checklist card sounds real useful. Always take the cheap one. Gon is adorable and I love him. They're so excited for those monsters. Don't trust that girl. Killua don't give a fuck. Oh great it's these assholes again. I'm not sure it makes more sense to physically transport people, dude. The spider people are the worst. Throw a beehive at her and run. Where are those bandits, please take her. Wait what? I don't know what y'all expect these kids to do about your plague. Oh they're NPCs. Fuck off girl, nobody likes you. Gon no don't give him your pants. This is weird. A flock of cyclops should be worth something. Well that seems easy enough. MEGA LIZARD, GO. And then balloons! Shut up girl they're doing their best. Tis but a flesh wound! Hee it's a pokemon. Go away nobody likes you. Who names their kid Biscuit? How goddamn old is this kid??? Lupin- Nice car. Wait is that the one guy from the other episode? Oh no he's got a loving family, I don't like his odds. Now I need pizza. I love Rebecca she's so much fun. This little girl's got moxy. Dangit Rebecca just be nice to the kid. I'd definitely just steal that purse. Oh no, perverts. OH NO, PERVERTS. Please save the little girl. This show's got a weird thing with child hookers, doesn't it. Hey guess what it's your daughter. If you have to end up in the trunk of some criminals, Lupin and Jigen are probably the best case scenario. Okay this girl is kind of adorable. Okay maybe don't come in and start shooting at your own kid. Rebecca she's like twelve, don't be gross. She's super cute I really hope this goes okay. You're all gonna laugh at this huge misunderstanding. Goddammit Rebecca it was going well. Calm down dude you're gonna have a stroke. Rebecca you might wanna take this more seriously. Aww that's really nice of her. Roger roger. Bang your wife, Lupin. Aw crap the loot. The plot, it thickens. Naruto- Hinata has got to work on her standards. I would not trust any plan Naruto came up with. Now who's in pain, ya dick? Why are you stabbing yourself, you stupid asshole? That seems staggeringly unnecessary. Yes please just go away. Is...is Hinata not wearing a real shirt? No let him do this alone maybe he'll die. Dad squad is not having any of this. The real pain is in my soul as I watch this show. Let him go because if Naruto dies, Shikamaru can be the main character. Yeah that tree looks normal go ahead and touch it. No Naruto, YOU are the real pain here. I dunno, killing him would make me feel better. No, kill him right now. Didn't your shitty ghost dad just repair your monster block like five minutes ago? Blah blah blah the world is a dark and evil place and you're so deep and wise fuck off. Please god no don't tell me everything.

Hey Avdol I don't feel well either, please rip my shirt off too. <3

I like the one who offered to hold his hand. She saw an opportunity and went for it. I'm pretty sure Joseph's immune to my curse at this point but I fear for Avdol's safety.

Jojo- Red Bind me, Avdol. Holly is so cute I love her. Haaa he has fangirls. "No boobs" is a devastating insult. Meanwhile this weird dude draws shitty Jojo fanart. And then Jotaro died. Don't worry, the fangirls will take care of you. I don't trust this guy with the stupid hair. I like that we still get young Joseph in the OP. Those girls volunteer to check every inch of his body for injuries. Your hair is stupid, new guy. Fuck off Dio with your goddamn attractive stolen body. I enjoy how Joseph has no indoor voice. I'm gonna fuck Avdol, y'all. Joseph's coffee. I'll help him take off his pants. It was nice of Kakyoin to leave him a note. And then tentacles. OW FUCK that's painful. Protect your beautiful face, Jojo! His name is Cockyoin because he's a dick. Dude, puppets have never been cool. Damn that nurse is stacked. I have also been possessed by a tentacle monster, Jotaro please help me. If you're offering, I'd also like to meet your grandpa. Ewww. No don't hurt the big buff oompa loompa. Jojo is having a bad day. Eat shit, Dickyoin. Jotaro is a douche. It's all sparkly. There's definitely porn of this. I love that thing. That right there is some JUSTICE FISTIN' JOJO. Oh they're on the first floor that makes more sense how he was sitting on the window. Holly is so cute oh my god. RIP in peace, asshole. Ghoul- I hate this show so much. Should I recognize any of these girls? It sure is sad that this character I didn't know at all died I guess. Oh it's those girls and that kid I hate. Meanwhile, more people I don't like watching. Yes this does hurt, how kind of you to ask. Well that sure was an anti-climactic but mercifully short fight. How was the maximum security zombie prison so ill-equipped to handle this? This show makes me aware of every minute of my life that I spend inching closer to death. You're wasting your time on these flashbacks, I feel nothing. Oh what the fuck now. I'm sure this a happy reunion for all of you. Someone please just nuke the entire building. This music sounds like somebody just threw a cat at a piano and called it a day. Whelp this guy's definitely about to die. He is just the worst. Maybe y'all should have tossed out the ghoul-wrecking smoke before everyone died? I'll admit, the centipede thing sure is fucking creepy. Please kill each other. What in the sweet and sour fuck is that. Hunter- I like that other people are using the buddy system too. Of course it's their first time playing, nobody gets out of there. Hi new guy, I hate you already. Don't fuck with my children. Rock Paper Scissors is very intense. No problem gimme that spaghetti. Oh lord he's an NPC he only knows like three different sentences. Whelp so much for that guy, time to loot his corpse. I hope he didn't explode from the spaghetti. Please be a nice guy who doesn't want to kill my children, sir. I'm not entirely sure I trust this dude. Kids the man is spoon-feeding you information, it's pretty obvious you don't know what you're doing. Shut up, new pig fucker. Okay I'm gonna trust this guy to not kill my adorable children. I am way too dumb to play this game. I love these kids but I am very concerned for them. Gon your dad is shit and his game is shit. I want to hug these kids and be the loving and supportive parent they need. Awwwww Killua. Wait what you get the fuck away from them you little gremlin. Lupin- Nobody in this show can get laid. Oh hey Zeni where have you been lately. A rich and sexy widow, you say? Zeni's just here for his deep and unrequited love of Lupin. Is Zeni gonna get laid here? Well this got depressing as shit in a hurry. The age difference is kinda creepy but he seems like a good dude. Get it, Zeni. Well things seemed like they were going good until now. Oh hey Lupin. Hiiiii Fuji. I really hope that whole backstory was made up and the rich widow wasn't a child hooker. Well this entire plan went to shit. And then everyone died. Man, things just keep getting worse for the retired baby prostitute. Zeni doesn't fuck around. THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. That ended surprisingly well. I'm glad things worked out for that lady. Now show us there was a secret hidden treasure after all. I'm disappointed that it's not all in a giant Scrooge McDuck vault. Hey everybody, free money! Zeni's being surprisingly cool this week. She's great and I love her. Naruto- Congratulations Naruto, you're a disappointment to your dead father. How do you not know who your dad is? Let the Dr. Claw monster out of his cage. Yeah because having a monster hellbeast in your kid is definitely not putting him in danger at all. That seems like some real shitty reasoning. Was it snake Blum? Oh goddammit it's orange guy I hate that guy. Boy howdy do I know about hate in this place, buddy. I agree, Naruto is terrible and it's a mistake to depend on him so much. Dude I'm pretty sure a parent's duty is also to not use their newborn child as a nesting doll for an unstoppable chupacabra monster but that didn't stop you back then. Eww, slug. The good news is Hinata's alive, the bad news is she still has to be in this show. Give that frog mouth-to-mouth, Lee. Yes please end this already. Man I've seen filler for this show, I've known more pain than you could ever imagine. Just kick him in the nuts and call it a day. I'd just kill myself if I saw several dozen Narutos flying at me at once.

I dunno. I volunteer to strip Avdol and thoroughly examine him for that birthmark.

Are you 6'4 and have biceps bigger than my head?

Definitely. And then Avdol gets his turn. :fap:

Let me be 100% clear on that post. I absolutely meant that I want both young and old Joseph to team up and wreck me in a threeway.

I would pay every penny in my bank account to be in the middle of that.

How do your kidneys function with this much salt in your system?

Other way around. That's just everyone's reaction to please Joseph when he snaps his fingers.

I want in this sandwich.