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Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Your son sounds like an amazing watching buddy and I'm jealous. I can 100% believe that Dio stole Jonathan's body just for that better dick. Yeah it's a shame that Avdol left to get everyone pizza and is missing this entire fight there must be a really long line. Closest thing I can google is a fancy watch company called Tag Heuer, I guess that makes sense. It looks like he just let a cat walk across the keyboard and won't admit it. -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Clover- I'm already tired of these babies. I'll admit, I have to respect a baby with a decent roundhouse kick. Fuck off kid, do you not know how nuns work? Christ, I hate him already. The good twin is right about all of that. What in the fuck is wrong with this kid. "Could you try harder to be nicer to this spastic dickwad that everyone hates?" This boy is worse than Naruto. Howdy, dicks. Morning, Gandalf. Thank you dick joke, the single bright spot in this dumpster fire. You don't get a spellbook because you're not really a human, you're some kind of weird unlikable hobgoblin. I'm glad the good twin gets the best book. Everyone, point and laugh at him. Oh hell yeah, three whole potatoes. Oh my god, shut up. Kick them in the dicks with your magic. Oh what the hell now. I'm already tired of this. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. Is it too much to hope that the thief guy brutally murders him in the first episode? No it's over and you're done just give up. God this is corny. Oh what in the fuck is this. Yes, I can believe the devil made this show just to make me suffer. Jojo- Nice carriage, dorks. I could go for some kebabs. I will give you $1.50 for that. The narrator is having fun. Good job Joseph you tried. Aw damn granny's up. Aw shit the kebab guy's evil. Bye granny it was fun while it lasted. DAN OF STEEL is the best name. Polnareff she made you lick a toilet why are you concerned. Quick, hamon it out of her. Okay but her son deserved to die. Now that's some real loyalty. Fuck off, Danny boy. I got a bad feeling about this. SHIT. Joseph's ribcage just exploded. "Small child, kick my ass!" Whelp, Joseph's fucked. Quick, use hamon on it! Steely Dan is a dick. Jotaro no you're gonna kill grandpa. YOU MAD BRO? Every time Joseph references part 2 I smile and clap my hands like a seal. You're an asshole and your stand is an asshole. I'm going to enjoy watching Jotaro kick his ass later. Gotta do some quick roadside brain surgery. The tiniest stands possible. Suuuuch a dick. MY LEG. Be the best bridge you can be, Jojo. Kakyoin: student by day, brain surgeon by night. This is the longest ten minutes of his life. Gundam- You're a dick, Geass. There's no way these kids are getting out of here alive. Hey maybe the suspicious fucker you're blindly following is actually a bad guy, y'all. Whelp so much for that kid. Dying robot hug, go. Oh hey Mika. Oh that looks rough. Ouuuch. And the award for least surprising death goes to this boy. Kid's got some lungs on him. Kick his ass, my dudes. Hi wives! Kill him slowly and painfully. Buddy just sit down and let Mike wipe the floor with them alone. LET ME AXE YOU A QUESTION. Wow you're really bad at this. Oh shut up. Now this is satisfying to watch. Now bang that wife. Your excuses are bad and you should feel bad. I do enjoy Mika refusing to give an iota of a fuck and just immediatley hopping on the murder train. Shoot him in the face and also the dick. Don't congratulate him, he sucked and failed. Here have some candy. Yeah sure, he was really kind when he spent a full month going through child soldiers like disposable forks. This is gonna be a pleasent conversation I'm sure. Hunter- I don't trust these guys. I love my adorable idiot children. I'd fail this quiz immediately. Oh hey is that the one dude with the gross slug thing? I swear to god if it's Hioka i'm flipping a table. YAY HE WON. Is he finally gonna see his shitlord dad? Fuck off, weirdos. I'm glad that was such a quick fight. Do you still have that weird gross slug thing? OH FUCK IT'S HISOKA. I will be shocked if Ging actually bothered to show up for his son. Hello, random small child. What in the hell? I feel better about the cluttered squalor I live in now. Dude you're kind of a dick. Man you should have saved one of those magic Angel cards. Gon is a good kid. Why was Ging dicking around with some small child instead of his own fucking kid? Yeah we already know Ging's a dick. Wow man I'm sorry both of your parents were obviously illiterate. Ging, reigning champ at dodging child support. I wish these card descripions didn't flash by at the speed of goddamn light. Wait what's your plan here what are you doing. I don't know how these are gonna help you. I'm glad Bisky got her fancy rock. Okay you're gonna have to explain more things to me. Wow that's an unfortunate anagram. Ging why the fuck did you bring a baby here? Oh my god, you're adorable. Lady you're missing out, dilfs are great. Too late you're already a much better parent than either of them have ever had. Something is about to go very wrong I'm sure. Lupin- Oh hey she's cute. That is a nice car I can't blame him for taking the opportunity. Is the reward Fuji's boobs because I'd steal a car for that. Don't be such a cockblock, antique car. Five million Euros doesn't sound like a ridiculous amount consdering he stole the Mona Lisa like a month ago. Oh hey it's the cute girl. The car wants to go home. Just let her be happy. If you barf in that car I'll kill you. GET IT, CUTE LADY. Oh he's gonna touch some merchandise alright. Aw shit is she dead? Hiiiii Fujiko. That is a sneaky and underhanded plan, I like it. They definitely fucked in that car. Sending Fuji in to negotiate seems like a weird tactic let's see how this plays out. Oh hey Zeni. Nothing like setting off a flash bomb roughly ten feet away from a dying woman. Car knows what's up. Ice cream also makes me happy. Well this is downright heartwarming. Aaaand I'm crying. Fuji is going to kill you. -
**Spittake** Black Clover announced for toonami?!
EmpressAngel replied to mochi's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
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**Spittake** Black Clover announced for toonami?!
EmpressAngel replied to mochi's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
A grand total of two Jojo series aired several months apart is "every chance" here? -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Jojo- Yoda here is a terrible person but Hol Horse and Polnareff deserve it for getting Avdol killed. How do you not notice a dead hillbilly 20 feet behind you? Poolnoodle you stupid bastard. Enya bout to have a rage-induced aneurism here. Oh hey he's not dead, stab him again. Surprisingly decent of you, horse boy. EVERYBODY ZOMBIE NIGHT. Oh no even the dog. Fuck off Hol Horse, you shot my husband in the face. Enyaba don't fuck around. Sorry Pol you're going to die in a filthy bathroom. Maybe they forgot about you. FALSE ALARM YOU'RE FUCKED. Ouch right in the mouth. She makes the zombies laugh with her. Oh god that's disgusting. And then Polnareff tongue-fucked a toilet. Thank god for Jotaro. I'm sure it's been awhile, it takes a long time to mouth-clean a toilet. Not today, granny. Good old Qtaro to the rescue. Oh good it's punching time. Damn you, baby! This is the weirdest teamup. You can't punch a cloud, Qojo. Jotaro gives no shits. Damn, Splats must be taking mouth lessons from Kakyoin. Frenching a toilet is acceptable penance for getting Avdol killed. Joseph is having a good time. Well that's horrifying. Sure take a hostage I'm sure that'll work out great. GODDAMMIT HOL HORSE. Gundam- Yeah just a freak accident with some exploding flowers.There is absolutely no way this can go badly no sir. Kiddo a lot of this isn't right and also I'm fairly sure most of you can't count past 14. Never trust Geass. You goddamn idiots. This guy is definitely not shady as fuck, y'all. Hey you want some gum? Oh yeah that's not an evil laugh at all. What is it good for, absolutely nothing. Gee I dunno maybe it's because you're all dying for nothing in some douche's shady scheme. Is the mask guy the one dude with the purple hair who went crazy last season because I don't remember if he lived or not. Oh kids, Chad's probably dead. I too like to watch buff shirtless dudes work out, ladies. Hi, kid Dandy. Dude you are just exhausting. Genuinely surprised that Chad's still alive. Fuck off, beard guy. YELLING SOLVES ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. Time for an emergency Joestar landing. Stop talking you're just tempting fate now. Goddammit Geass. Okay you are definitely going to die now. Hunter- Please don't hurt my son. Gon might just be insane. I like Killua's yoyo tricks. Please don't blow him up he's a good kid. Punch him and break his shitty glasses. Noo just follow the plan it's a good plan. I am concerned. Eat shit, asshole. GON WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED ARMS. Sweetie it's really not a good thing when you out-crazy the mad bomber. At least he's managed to horrify his enemy beyond words. Do...do you have an extra hand in that book? Dude he just let you blow up his limbs you think he gives a shit? PLEASE STOP GETTING YOURSELF HURT. Blow up the bomber, excellent idea. Punch him in the dick and run. Well that was unexpected. Okay by now you should realized that this boy will suffer any amout of horriffic bodily harm in a fight without a care in the world. Now that's a big rock. Now get this kid medical attention immediately. Kill them all, kids. I guess it's nice that the assholes care about each other. Fuck that guy, heal Gon's injuries. Haaa she's like a reverse Enyaba. Aw crap no healing for you. No it's absolutely fine to let them die just because you hate them. Congratulations, you're all rich! Panda Maid is definitely the best card. Who the hell are all these people!? Lupin- Things are going too well for Nyx. Dude takes a sniper round to the torso like a champ. That is still the most British name I've ever heard. Hi sorry we shot at your kids but we need you to go into Hulk mode now. That was a surpisingly easy lock to defeat. Whelp that went awry. I hope that's a CD full of naked Fujiko. This could be going better for Nyx. Maybe y'all could help instead of sitting around on a damn boat. I'd still rather have a CD full of naked Fujiko but that sounds pretty useful. Oh right, he was supposed to be playing dead. You're a good dude, Lupin. And then everything blew up. That doesn't sound like overkill or anything. Whelp, y'all are gonna die. Nyx isn't looking so good. Lupin I don't think that's how odds work but I don't know enough about probability to dispute it. Well that's depressing. OHHHH YOU FUCKED UP, ASSHOLE. Oh hey, Jigen and Goemon decided to help afterall. Goddammit Da Vinci, get out of here! Well Leonardo Da Vinci is proving to be more bloodthirsty than I expected. -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
He deserves it. #stillsalty -
No, I just truly hate every word that comes out of Zeni's mouth and would rather never see his posts.
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Thank god.
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Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Jojo- Jotaro did you really waste several hours having a new jacket custom-made to replace your old one? Go away, kid. It's okay Joseph's not on this plane so it shouldn't crash. I hope we never see her again. Oh my god it's wool how have you not died of heat stroke. Polnareff was traumatized by the pig toilet. Is...is the fog a stand? Goddammit Joseph you offended him. Well this is some real creepy shit. Aw crap a gun, is it Hol Horse? Oh this is very not normal. Okay y'all should really just get out of town immediately. THAT'S A STAND YOU IDIOTS. Oh honey, the police aren't gonna come. Loot his corpse. Grandpa's got some mad jump skills. What in the hell? Just a creepy demonic woman strolling through the ghost town, nothing suspicious here. Polnareff you stupid bastard. THIS IS NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL. Jotaro your name isn't even Joestar. Polnareff you dumb fuck. Goddamn, Yoda knows how to plan revenge. I hope that bathroom's clean. OH GODDAMMIT IT'S HOL HORSE. You're both terrible people and I don't trust either of you. Holy shit she is not fucking around. "First of all, it's pronounced 'creetin'; if you're gonna threaten me, do it properly." Oh that can't be good. THE FOG IS A STAND. Choked by his own fist. Y'all might wanna just leave while she's distracted. Thank god one of them can recognize blatant evil happening twenty feet away. Gundam- Sucks for Mars, I guess. I got a bad feeling about all these kids' survival odds. You're like 12 who put you in charge of security. Whelp, something tragic is definitely about to happen to you. I don't think Chad's gonna come out of this alright. I love the harem girls. Please use this guy as a human shield. Orga looks good in that outfit. That ship looks like a busted Death Star. Did you say bearded man with a nice body, is Joseph here? What I'm taking from this conversation is that nobody likes this girl. It seems like a really bad idea to put the forth graders in the security team. THE FLOWERS ARE A STAND. How did you guys fuck up this hard. Fuck you too, strange adult man I don't have any memory of seeing before. I disagree, get revenge for Chad. PAY FOR CHAD. Yeah this doesn't sound suspicious at all. Take one of the fighter wives with you. No pressure here, kiddo. Dude I have several members of my own family that I wouldn't trust with a potato peeler. I continue to not trust Geass. And now everything goes to hell. Do not trust shady bearded men, child. Hunter- It's conerning that being called by the pedophile monster clown is one of the better options here. Oh good it's that one guy. I mean I'd rather give up the game instead of getting blown right the hell up. This seems like it's going too well for him, he's going to die. Meanwhile, what's up with this guy. Damn grandpa good job on that. Oh no that's sad but what did that have to do with the game? Oh shit that's depressing. Alright kids, the plan is to use your smaller size to kick them all right in the dicks. This seems like a good plan I'm cautiously optimistic. SHIT HE SAID IT DON'T LET HIM GET NEAR YOU. I stand by my idea of dick kicking. Please don't hurt my adorable child. Gon how was the plan getting your jaw punched in? This may be the only show that I don't enjoy seeing the small children get beaten. Bisky's got good cardio for an old lady. KICK HIS ASS, BISKY. Oh hey she grows up. What in the hell. Lady if Jojo's established anything it's that there's no such thing as too buff. Shock his balls off! RIDE THE LIGHTNING, BITCH. Oh hey, fat boy did something useful. I would have knocked myself out with that thing in 12 seconds flat. Joseph Joestar would be proud, Killua. Things are going well for everyone but Gon. Lupin- This seems elaborate and overly complicated I'm intrigued. Oh right, Da Vinci was randomly here a couple weeks back. Goemon has standards with his clothes, Lupin. Guys you have access to ridiculously realistic masks, you could pick better disguises. Oh hey Rebecca. HIII FUJIKO. Quiet Jigen don't question the fanservice. If Lupin had been behind it Fuji's picture would have been naked. Oh hey Nyx. Oh hey Zeni. Shouldn't there be more people for the last supper? That is a stupidly British name. Okay I'm lost here what are you up to here, painter man? I'm not sure I'd trust anything on that table. Hey now don't take the booze. Don't worry Fuji all the fat goes to your boobs. I'm still not sure where this is going but now I'm hungry. Wait what the hell? Okay a naked Leonardo Da Vinci running through the Italian countryside is hilarious. I'm just gonna pretend this makes sense. Is...is the room turning into a Transformer? FLY, MY PRETTIES. Is the rest of the show gonna be about stopping the collective conscious clone of Da Vinci from destroying the modern world because I can get behind this. -
Apparently, there *is* a Thanksgiving marathon this year
EmpressAngel replied to Blatch's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
And if I'm gonna stare lovingly at a giant muscled cock for hours, we all know which one it's gonna be. -
Apparently, there *is* a Thanksgiving marathon this year
EmpressAngel replied to Blatch's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
I meant attractive dudes. -
Apparently, there *is* a Thanksgiving marathon this year
EmpressAngel replied to Blatch's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Looks like I'll be getting stuffed by giant buff dudes on my own time, then. -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Jojo- Hey you know what I miss, it's my goddamn boyfriend who got shot in the face. I sense a douchebag in this car. Polnareff's a dumbass don't let him drive. Oh goddammit not that kid again just run her over. Kid if you think a sweet set of knockers are gonna hold you back in life you are drastically mistaken. THE CAR IS A STAND. And then they got hit by a truck. I agree, Jotaro is really cool and also attractive. Aw crap now they'll never find the way. JOJO NO DON'T PUNCH EVERYONE. I feel like this is a bad idea. And then they fell off a cliff. Poolnoodle you dumb fuck. Joseph you have magic tentacles too maybe you could help. Thank god Kakyoin's the smart one here. I'm glad Jotaro's having fun. Yeah the magic teleporting car definitely wasn't a stand. Would you like to buy a vowel? Well hey at least it looks cool now. The hell is it shooting? Use the kid as a human shield. Leave her behind. I know that feel, kiddo. Joseph screaming "OH NO" will never not crack me up. Punch it in whatever the equivalent of balls it has. Aw shit that can't be good. Hey you know who had fire powers who could probably shrug this off if he wasn't fucking dead? Oh good he's okay. It's nice to see that Jotaro inherited Joseph's insanely buff arms. Dude skipped leg day and everything else but arm day. Now steal his shitty car too. He's gonna die out there. I got a bad feeling about Yoda here. Gundam- Kill her, Mika. This series continues a proud Gundam tradition of me being unable to follow a single damn fight but at least it looks cool. Yay they won I think. I'm also confused here, kids. Big talk for a guy who literally has a target painted on his face and just got captured by a ragtag gang of children. Hi harem man how's your super hot main wife. Suck it, douche. HI MAIN WIFE I LOVE YOU. Fuck off, kid. Mika continues to not give a single fuck. No big deal, just a universally-liked diplomat's life in danger of assassination. Just kill him, boys. Why does this guy have a face like that Titan that age Eren's mom? Start taking limbs as payment. Mika does not fuck around. Now loot his corpse. Do her parents know that the maid they trusted their only child with for years was actually a spy sent to murder her? Come work the dirt farm with the hillbillies, princess. Does harem guy finally get to be reunited with his fightin' wives? This seems like it's going too well. Why did people just bury their robots? I still don't trust Geass. Orga this seems like a decision that's going to bite you in the ass sooner rather than later. Hunter- Never trust Hisoka. Dude have you looked at Hisoka, of course he's a freak. I am uncomfortable. Wait shit isn't that Killua's sister? Do not leave Hisoka alone with that small child. Kill him now, girl. I'm not sure I like these guys' odds here. I hope my kids are healing well. Her skirt is magic. He's doing his best. What in the hell? Okay that's definitely a stand. Boo hoo, the douchebags are in trouble. Oh, fuck off. Whelp, this guy's about to die. This plan could definitely be going beter. Now that's a big rock. Oh this is gonna get annoying. It's refreshing that Gon is sucking at this technique. Good luck kids I believe in you. Do you have a card for just punching him in the dick a couple dozen times? Ohhh this can't be a good thing. This is suspicious as fuck. Whelp. Lupin- Never trust a priest in anime. You okay there Jigen? Don't be a dick, Fuji's body is great. Alright cool you just gotta steal a cup. Bet on yourselves, you either make a fortune or die before you have to pay. Aw crap who's hypnotized now. I'm digging Fuji's outfit. I mean, he's got a point about Fuji. Everybody just sit down and keep your eyes on each other for a couple hours. I dunno man, I'm pretty sure one of them can fit several tools in their rack without you noticing. Please don't hurt her I love her. NO NOT THAT GLORIOUS RACK. Jigen not smoking really is suspicious. Whelp Lupin's dead, show's over. Maybe the puppet is Zeni in a surprising twist. Guys no don't kill each other, you're friends. Is it the oysters again? GODDAMMIT LUPIN. I can't blame him for being curious about who'd win in their fight. Well this is a downer ending. Eat shit, asshole. No knife can penetrate Fujiko's boobs of steel. Drugs are bad, kids. Seriously, I hope you guys bet every penny you had on yourselves in this fight. I'm glad Lupin is having fun here. Fujiko lying on a bed of shitloads of money is a beautiful sight. And hey, they got that fancy cup out of it. -
Apparently, there *is* a Thanksgiving marathon this year
EmpressAngel replied to Blatch's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
I hope it's a Jojo marathon so I can make obscene jokes about getting stuffed by giant buff dudes. :fap: -
You'd think they'd announce something soon...
EmpressAngel replied to OwlChemist81's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
I guess their reasoning is that adults like to get drunk and party on the weekend before Halloween so ratings would be down. But let's be honest, the venn diagram between Toonami viewers and drunken Halloween party animals probably doesn't overlap very much. -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Jojo- Sorry your son was such a piece of shit, lady. Oh god your face. FUCK THIS CAT. Shut up Poolnoodle you got my boyfriend killed. I bet Avdol would have liked this place if he wasn't fucking dead. Ewww that's gross go see a doctor now. Well that's creepy. Joseph you fought a fucking god and you're scared of a a scalpel? Ohhhh that's not a good thing. What in the hell. What in the hell. Could you try hamon on it? Thank god Joseph is rich enough to buy his way out of this. Okay maybe he's not rich enough to buy his way out of this. Aw crap it's growing limbs. Heeeeee it's the OVERDRIVE. Whelp hamon doesn't work you're gonna have to cut your other arm off. I love Joseph so much. Meanwhile, Polnareff fucks it up. Pol you got my boyfriend shot in the goddamn face because you dwell on the past. Joseph is having a bad day. Where the hell did it get an entire cabbage? WHERE DID IT GET A CHICKEN? Stop calling him daddy it's creeping me out. Ouuuch. He's getting a lot of use out of that metal hand, thanks Kars. OH NOOOO. They're bizarre, you might say. Polnareff you stupid fuck. Where's Jotaro I bet Star could just rip that thing out with brute force. Drown your disgusting arm growth! Whelp he's fucked. Joseph is the best and I love him. Oh hey, he doesn't have to bust up cameras anymore. YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT YOU GET BETTER WITH AGE. I'm gonna fuck grandpa. Pol deserves this for getting Avdol killed. Where have you kids been all day? The keys are stuck in his hair. Aw crap now you're in a Stephen King novel. Gundam- Snickers and Cadbury are having a good time. I love the harem wives so much. I'm sure these redshirts will be fine. Shit is already hitting the fan, good luck kids. Always a great plan to use the children as human shields. Are y'all fucking yet? And then everyone died. Quick get the wives in an escape pod immediately. You and your ugly beard can eat shit, buddy. Kill them all, Mika. I'm fairly confident that nobody from the first season is gonna die so early. Dude you have a target painted right on your forehead did you really think that was a good omen. Harm wives are the real MVPs here. The claaaaaaw. Man it sucks to be these small children. Better restock Mika quick, shit's getting rough out there. Mmm, sandwich break. Thanks for the backup, Geass? CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU. Whoever's job it is to name Gundam characters needs to be slapped. Scythe arms, go! Hunter- Ohhh that can't be a good thing. Use Hisoka as a human shield! Good job, how many organs did you three rupture. I do not like Hisoka's position there. I'm pretty sure being trained from birth by the world's greatest assassins probably had something to do with it too. Oh damn he was just dicking around earlier. Ging is not proud because he is a terrible father and doesn't deserve Gon. Please don't explode Killua's hands. Aim for his dick! Oh goddammit. Gon might be dead. I'm very uncomfortable with Hisoka groaning like that. No goddamn way, you're pulling my leg here clown boy. Reminder to never trust Hisoka. Now please get these kids some medical attention. Of course he's not here, being within city limits of his kid is a slippery slope to actually being a decent parent. It's nice to know that he's a great father figure to people who aren't his own goddamn child. "Here convicted murderer, fight my kid to the death I think he's in fifth grade." We came here for treasure, you asshole! He didn't come here for the cards, he's gonna go jack it to the memories he made. NEVER TRUST HISOKA. Aw crap what now. Oh no tell me jiggle bitch isn't dead. Kick his ass, kids! My poor kids need a break. This random man they've only known for about 45 minutes is a much better father than Ging will ever be. You can always try calling in your hot dad for support. Lupin- Just a couple of bros hanging out, nothing weird gonna happen here. Where did this dog come from? HIIIII FUJI. Sorry Jigen, Lupin can't resist those boobs and I can't blame him. Hi Zeni! I hope Goemon keeps that dog. Afternoon, hoes. Hi Zeni, again! That's a lot of smokes. Aw crap you forgot to get gas. I love this dog. GOEMON NO. Save the dog at all costs. I could stare at Fuji's boobs all day. What the hell how did you lose her. It's a wiener dog how far could it have gone? Me too, lesbian dog. This guy's having a good day. Goddammit Zeni just let them take the lesbian dog home. And then he died. Fuji is in hell. Beard maintenence is very important. Is it a hot bitch alert? Sorry Goemon you got cockblocked by the dog. Aw shit not again. Good job you failed. Oh god you're not gonna ramp some shit are you? YEEEEHAAAW. Poor dog. Oh nooo. Goemon finally gets some sushi. A happy ending for the lesbian dog is the best outcome. -
a Theory about the Okamas in one piece**spoilers**
EmpressAngel replied to mochi's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
There are over 1200 characters in the series, we'd never get anywhere if Oda stopped to mention every single person's sexual preference. She has 85 kids, tons of them are not married yet. Seen here, having a night out on the town with Hina. What about all the other dudes in the show with facial scars? Shanks, Garp, Rayleigh, Coby, Drake, Thatch, Issho, Jabra, Inazuma (who actually is queer, how did you miss that one?), Kohza, Hogback, Moriah, every single zombie on Thriller Bark, Brook, Absalom, Genzo, and probably several more I'm forgetting. -
a Theory about the Okamas in one piece**spoilers**
EmpressAngel replied to mochi's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Every time you mention the drag queens I wonder how you constantly manage to miss Izo, who's goddamn gorgeous. -
Do I think Netflix is some cartoonish villain, twirling its evil mustache while they pick up specific shows just to spite Toonami? No. I think it's much more likely that Netflix being a bigger company with a larger budget is simply able to outbid Toonami on a regular basis whenever they're interested in a series. I imagine they're both looking at the same data and watching for the same trends, and are probably gonna come to similar conclusions about what would be a good investment around the same time. Netflix isn't targeting Toonami specifically; they don't have to.
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Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
EmpressAngel replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Jojo- Fuck you and your stupid name, Horse Boy. STOP SHOWING ME MY DEAD BOYFRIEND, GODDAMMIT. No let Poolnoodle stab him. Aw fuck the mirror guy's still here. Yes it is his fault but I can't hate him until he avenges Avdol. Christ he's awful. Way to fuck it up. Kakyoin where did you get that car so fast. YOU JUST LEFT HIS CORPSE IN THE STREET GO BACK AND GET MY BOYFRIEND YOU ASSHOLES. Oh I'm so glad you learned your lesson but it would have been great if you didn't get your friend killed. THANK YOU, KAKYOIN. Come here Joseph we can hug each other and cry over our loss. No dude, you are an idiot but that's beside the point. Aw shit he can go anywhere with a reflection. He'll be fine it's not like he got shot in the goddamn face or anything. I don't know anything about light and reflection so I'm just gonna assume this makes sense. You're gonna have to stab out this small child's eyes. Stop trying to be cool it's too early in the episode for you to win. That's surprisingly smart of him to figure out. Good now stab him. POLNAREFF NO YOU STUPID FUCK. Oh he is real creepy looking. Whelp y'all are screwed start stabbing out eyeballs. Jesus he's gross please kill him already. POCKET SAND. Avenge my dead boyfriend! Cut his dick off before you send him to hell. I forgot 2% Horse was still here. The old Joestar technique. THANK YOU JOJO. At least he got a funeral. Stab him good. Goddammit woman you could do better! Okay I hate him but he's cracking me up. Well hey at least you got a cute girl out of the deal. Oh shit what now. At least I still get to keep Avdol in the ED. Gundam- I hope Mika continues his tradition of giving absolutely zero fucks. I have no faith in any of these new kids surviving. Never trust a shady old rich man with a butler. Orga looks real good in that suit. You go to a child mercenary gang and didn't think you might die? I love the harem squad I hope they get back to their husband soon. Aww she made her a friendship bracelet. OH GODDAMMIT WHY IS HITLER BACK. What are you up to now, Geass? Fight the pirates. Thanks Godfather now go eat a cannoli. Don't call him Shirley. This company works surprisingly well considering it's run by a bunch of schoolkids who never learned how to read. "It tastes better than garbage" is the highest compliment you can give someone's cooking. Mmm, real chicken. Oh dude you are gonna die. Kill him, Mika. Could somebody just throw this kid off the roof already. Ewww, that looks painful. Kid don't waste good meat. Kid you're a dumbass and your plan is going to go horribly wrong. I have no idea who these people are. Is every Gundam series required to have some douche in a stupid mask? Hunter- Dodgeball gets real intense sometimes. I got a bad feeling about this guy's odds he seems too confident. And then shit immediately went awry. Just let Hisoka murder everyone. Thank god Hisoka is apparently a limbo champion. I am immediately uncomfortable. Damn your stupid impractical fancy clothes! Don't worry Gon I'm not good at math either. Come on kids don't fight just beat some thugs. Good luck here kids, I have no idea what you're trying to do. Gon doesn't fuck around. That's not good enough he's out for blood now. Wait where's Hisoka I get worried when I can't see what that fucker's doing. Take all those pent up daddy issues and punch a hole right through his chest. Aw boo he didn't die but at least Gon is happy. Thank you Hisoka, a sentence I never thought I'd say. Oh no how is my adorable child hurt? KILLUA NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Oh that's not good, hands are important. Ohhhh that looks painful. Please stop hurting yourselves! Okay but never trust Hisoka anyway. Please heal Killua's broken hands immediately after this. Every time Hisoka giggles, I'm filled with a sense of dread to the very bottom of my heart. Lupin- I want that diamond. I'm guessing Fujiko's gonna need that rock and I don't blame her. NO NOT THE DIAMOND. Thanks, Jigen. Glasses, they'll never suspect a thing! Aw crap it's a bomb. Yes, being killed is usally not good. Lupin were you just walking around with a fake Harvard diploma for emergencies? Yeah that doesn't sound suspicious at all. Fuck off, Ricky. At least you got a porn mag out of it. This is a very weird episode. Seriously, just tell Fujiko that diamond's here and she'll take care of the problem for you. Why do you nerds have a bomb anyway? Oh my god these idiots. Quick, hit him with the mop! I don't know what the hell is going on but I'm enjoying it. Guys, Jigen would be happy to shoot these guys for you. Okay but were did the diamond-powered time bomb fit into this plan? Aw fuck it's Ricky. Uh hey Lupin maybe you wanna step in here? Thanks, surprise Jigen. Oh hey Zeni. I'm pretty sure the Ultimate Chicken already got killed off in Jojo. Now give that to Fuji in return for all the blowjobs you could ever want. NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Things ended well for teacher. HI FUJIKO. Sweet Jesus. Thank you dolphin! :fap: