EmpressAngel

I don't envy you poor bastards having to watch three Narutos in a row.

That's the entire reason I use twitter!

For fuck's sake, what won't weebs bitch about?

On the other hand, a wrestling anime where every single fight is a questionably gay matchup between two muscley dudes? Now we're talking. We have Hot Boy Basketball, Hot Boy Volleyball, Hot Boy Swimming, and Hot Boy Skateboarding already. Hot Boy Wrestling Anime just writes itself!

Tom doing the Bebop references makes me so happy. Blade Runner- Ya done fucked up. Definitely don't trust that guy. Lady I got a real bad feeling about your survival odds here. Okay to be fair, "doesn't trust cops" isn't exactly suspicious these days. Thanks for the recap because I forgot most of this. Oh right, this asshole. Is this whole episode just recap? Jumping back in at the end, this is definitely a trap that's going to fuck her over. WHELP. What a shock, that went poorly. At least she's not dead yet? I'm trying really hard to like this show but I'm really just not vibing with it. Yashahime- I have no memory of the last episode. Towa, still the fucking worst. Hi Crispin! Kirara deserves a better show. He's just standing there...menacingly. Sorry about your sword, bro. Just let Rin die, it'd probably be a relief at this point. The fuck is with the pinwheel? At least if you die, you don't have to be in Yashahime anymore. Thanks, evil Crispin! And nothing of value was lost. I think I've had this same fight with my own sister more than once. And then he got stabbed, because what the fuck is going on here? Haaa, this dumb bastard thinks he gives a shit about his daughters. Kill the twins, Crispin. At least Moroha gets to do something. Bye, Moroha. COW. The sheer joy I feel seeing this fucking cow is immeasurable. The what now? Evil Laugh Crispin almost makes this whole shitshow worth it. And nothing of value was lost. I feel nothing, show. This show also puts me to sleep pretty often. MOROHA, THANK GOD. Aww, she's got cute little fangs. Oh my god Towa just fuck off and let her do it. Her powerup is a mullet, that's terrible. Thanks I guess, evil guy trying to kill us? The fuck just happened. And now we're in space because fuck me who even gives a shit. Just kill her, you jackass. Just throw her in the magic tree with your mom. Thanks, shit dad. Please let Erica Mendez be in a better show next time. Bebop- Finally, some good fucking food. I actually watched the movie for the first time for Halloween and it was one of the few true moments of happiness I had last year.

I for one welcome our pervert squid overlord.

Whelp, that is...less than good. It's straight up bonkers to me if they apparently have nothing to slap on the schedule. Shouldn't they at least have the rest of Assassination Classroom? Did they forget they only aired half of it?

Also, this:

They can take my pirated copies of Devilman Crybaby and Beastars when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Finally some good fucking food.

Thank god, I can go to bed early. Blade Runner- Elle's not looking so good here. They're dudes who kill you robot folks. Never trust a cop. This is gonna go just great, I'm sure. Is...is it a surprise that he's a blade runner? Don't call that cop. Daddy doesn't have time for you, kiddo. Again, what IS the point of making the robots more and more human besides just a weird sex thing? Old guy your creepy son is definitely about to kill you. Well, this could be going better. I don't know about the robot girl but I'm a deviant because I'm an unrepentant pervert. Oh this looks like it's gonna hurt. Great job y'all broke your damn robot. Welll that's different. The more I learn about all this replicant stuff the more I think it's just not worth it. Don't shoot the gun around the lab equipment, dumbass! Knock knock it's murder o'clock. Oh hey, the nerd's a decent person afterall. Good news, your boyfriend was real unlike all mine.

But wait, there's more! Pass me the Complaining Ball next! Like, I know some of this shit gets kind of answered in a followup novel or something that Kubo didn't write, but I'm not doing homework for this. Put it in the actual series or it doesn't count.

I genuinely hope the anime goes at the same terrible pace the manga did. I demand that the rest of you bastards spend three months suffering on an unsatisfying, nonsensical side character fight just like I did.

Come on, don't blame the cast for this. Fucking Meryl Streep couldn't make that dialogue sound halfway decent.

This absolutely just feels like kicking Netflix when they're down and I am 100% here for it.

On the bright side, this is by far the most I've enjoyed Yashahime since it started.

Toonami: Shit we already have four Blade Runner marathons scheduled for the next month, when are we supposed to play the finale we screwed up?

I'm a good person I don't deserve this. Blade Runner- Bitchy blonde lady dying in 3...2...1... "Skinjob" is definitely the worst word I've heard on this block since "fluctlight" and I hate it. Oh right, he got arrested. This guy brought booze, we can trust him. STOP SAYING SKINJOB. Considering they have flying cars, it's actually not that unlikely that someone would be outside her penthouse. Oh yeah, this'll end well. Now kiss. No, hurt her, please. Lie to her face, that'll make her less angry! Start talking, lady. Shoot her in the leg at least. Shoot him in the dick! Absolutely do not trust him. And nothing of value was lost. Hi, only decent cop in the city. Oh hey, that guy. Shit's on fire, yo. She deserved it, don't feel bad. Yashahime- Oh right there's a comet or some shit. I literally don't remember ever seeing their dad in the first series. He's kinda hot. Oh they fuckin. Go home and fuck your wife, Miroku. This is totally not a trap, you dumb bastard. Not the cum blaster! Keep it in your pants, Towa. Moroha sweetie maybe they need the blade sharpener to sharpen a blade. Probably don't trust Moroha with your sword. Goddammit Crispin be in a better show. It's okay honey you tried your best. Towa falling for some stupid shit in 3...2...1...GODDAMMIT TOWA. Holy shit I don't care about this fight. Please just kill her, I'm willing to sacrifice all of them. And then things went even more to shit. Sorry girl your dad's kinda stuck in that demon bukake. Just let them all fight to the death. Oh my god please kill dimestore Shippo, I'm begging you. Sesshomaru, still refusing to pay his child support. Totosai, giving me a single flicker of nostalgic happiness. And then she was a butterfly. Just follow the giant demon energy beams. Screaming and violence is also how I react to my sister depending on the day. Oh right, the comet or whatever. Y'all ever gonna explain the thing with evil Crispin or nah? I like that Sota's continuing the tradition of making up bonkers health excuses. If Kirinmaru is still alive in present time then where the fuck are all the other demons that should also still be alive? She was thirsty as fuck for their grandpa and never got over it. "Towa fucking sucks." Good luck getting an answer out of your shit dad about it. That's not a real job, they don't even have money! Honestly death would probably be a blessing for Rin at this point. Oh hey, grandma. Gee thanks, granny. What the hell is that thing? The what now? Joke's on you, he doesn't give a shit about his kids. Please just fucking kill Riku. FUCK YEAH MOROHA. Fucking pocket sand! God I love my feral idiot daughter. Towa, finally connecting the goddamn dots here. So was she fucking their grandpa or what? I still don't know what the point of those fucking pearls is. This sure is a thing that's happening alright. Just let your comatose child bride die, it's for the best. Big deal Rin already died like three times already. So did this lady actually need those pearls to use her demon powers or not, because it sure seemed like she could use demon powers without a problem even without the pearls. Good news your shitty dad is here. Sesshomaru's milf can call me. And back to sleep Rin goes. This speech is stupid as fuck and I'm gonna throw a chair. Oh what the fuck now. This is gonna be stupid and it's gonna hurt me. Riku's voice actor could not have put less emotion into that line if his life depended on it. Show I could not give less of a fuck. But...but she's been using her demon powers perfectly fine without the pearls. Am I having a fucking stroke or have we already seen all of this? Is this just the wrong episode? What the fuck? Whelp I've fulfilled my obligation and don't have to keep watching this tonight. The downside is that eventually they'll have to show the actual finale.

Is this just straight up the wrong episode or are they doing 10 minutes of recap?

How dare you, we're in love! I think y'all, once again, are reading too much into it. If the show was off the table entirely I don't think he would have phrased it like that. I'm sure season 2 does have a higher price tag, which is why we we're waiting for the budget to reset and may be why we haven't seen a lot of replacements lately. I don't know if they get to roll over any leftover money, but if they do I'd be surprised if they weren't saving it for Demon Slayer and possibly Bleach

The idea that even Food Wars fans hate the next season fills me with a sense of pure terror I can't fully describe. Blade Runner- I straight up cannot remember what happened last week but I'm not gonna sit through a marathon. You might wanna get off that bus, my dude. And then he died. Ohhh, he's one of those blade runner guys. GUN. "Skinjob" is the worst name for anything I've ever heard. Giving your robots the ability to feel hungry also feels like an unnecessary hassle from a business standpoint. Is the contrast on this show kinda garbage or are my eyes just fucking up worse than usual? Her helper guy is nice, I like him. ENHANCE. Even in the future, acab. This lady's gonna get herself killed by the evil cops. I like that he's just parked outside a porn outlet. Cops suck. I feel like things aren't gonna go well for Doc here. Dude's going back to the porn emporium parking lot. Oh yeah this'll go well for everybody. And then he got arrested. Dangit, not my wife! It'll be fun watching the lead douche cop get katana murdered. Alright this song slaps.

Isn't there some Dutch cartoon about a guy solving problems with his massive dong? Let's get that.