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They're on sale, and if you have a sportsman's guide membership, they're an additional 10% off.

It may have something to do with supply and demand...thigh highs are not necessarily a high priority for most plus size women. In fact, this is the first time I've ever heard the dearth of them lamented, and I and many of my friends are varying degrees of excessive

Well, they say it takes money to make money. What are you waiting for? 😄

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@🍬Candy🍬 I meant the blue. In your hair. That you were less than pleased with.

DO IT! Draw a picture, or crochet a model of her.

Seriously, I can't see anything besides your eyes and the trees on your shirt. Did you get rid of the color?

I was talking about my mental illness - I'm bipolar I. As to yours, diagnosis isn't within my scope of practice, but most of the possibilities that spring to mind lack ICD codes or listings in the DSM.

Bite me. It's a lot more fun being one of the 8% of Northern Asians and Eastern Europeans descended from Genghis Khan than being one of the 10% of Americans who have a mental illness, especially at the moment.

Happy Birthday! I have socks older than you.

What's in that beverage? It looks good. (Granted, any beverage that involves pineapple looks good to me)

But I'm part Mongolian. (In much the same way that Elizabeth Warren is part Native American, and I mean, hey, it's working so well for her...)

And we shall make unto the Holy Land (aka Highmarket) a pilgrimage to obtain the most holy Wild Blueberries with which to make the muffins and pies.

Were you a matador in a previous life?

Very cute. How is she doing with the rest of the menagerie?

That would be mine. Care to take it outside, Junior?

I have a recipe for a basic hot mustard, also a recipe for preparing horseradish. If you want them, let me know, and I'll PM them to you or disco.

Kegelspasms

I hope you're talking about the studzenina cooking - the first time I took care of a GI bleed, the smell made me flash back to Grandma making kiszka.

Yes, it does - as soon as you see it.

Kiszka?! Jesus Christ! We made a collection of my grandmother's recipes, and we did include it, but only for historical reasons. (I've also got her studzienina recipe, which will probably see the same amount of use.)

It can be like a hot dog - it just depends on when you twist and whose intestines you happen to be using.

And did you make sure that her fingers weren't crossed?

A1 sauce on cottage cheese.