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Meh, Zeni's more the mall goth type.

They have everything! Well, almost - the only thing that stops me from moving in to one is no appliances.

In a package that makes access possible without spraying cereal all over 3 counties.

OMG! I'm so jealous! $ General is the best! That's where I get a lot of my movies - I got the first 5 Puppet Master movies on one disc for $2 there. Ours was like a block from my apartment, and it was right on the way home from the library; I used to stop there religiously every Saturday on the way home from work.

It's been probably 25 years since I smoked cigarettes - I smoke little cigars, usually Swishers when I can get the 100's. For a long time, my favorites were Salem light 100's - I started smoking them when I was old enough to buy my own instead of stealing my mother's (she smoked Merits; they sucked out loud, and I'm not even sure they make them anymore).

Better even than that - why doesn't it come in waxed paper that you can actually open and close with minimal mess or problem? You kids and your damned plastic cereal bags inside the boxes.

God damn, I miss when there was a place to tell people to put drivel like this.

$ stores rule.

When I was maybe 10 or 11, one of my friends had one. I don't remember whose it was, but we used to play it down in another friend's cellar. Not because it was supposed to be haunted, but because all of our parents were uber-Catholic and that kind of thing was simply not allowed. Nothing ever happened (unless you count the arguments about which one of us was pushing the planchette), at least, not that we knew about. Turns out, however, that it was another one of my narrow escapes from death - seems that the friend's mom found the ouija board about a year after we got tired of it. Once my friend had denied ownership, his mother was sure that it was me (which it wasn't; although using one wouldn't have been out of character, I wouldn't have spent money on it) and was going to tell my mother. This would have meant death, probably at the stake, and my mother was not one to mercifully strangle heretics first. Fortunately, there was enough doubt in her mind, since the third person involved in the equation was the one who usually got us in trouble, and since it would have been well within his usual MO to store something like that at a house not his own so that his mother wouldn't find it, she decided just to let the matter drop. Hence, I am here to tell the tale, and to remind everyone that ouija boards really can be dangerous.

Granted, when I made the suggestion, you were trying to get more subscriptions, but I'm reasonably sure that you would have gotten laid as a side effect.

Nude Analysis of Science Fiction

I told him two or three years ago 5 little words that would get him laid, but did he listen?

Because you're a 53-year old CPA from Passaic who's been role-playing this troll since the mid-2000's, and there are people who don't believe that anyone could keep up a ruse this long. Also, when are you changing your avatar to

Anything that is anti-antivaxer is a good thing. Do it!

They won't be able to if you keep abusing language.

Happy birthday! Here is a first aid kit for nurses:

Only things that don't stain get spilled on floors. All colored beverages get spilled on carpet. My kids used to only spill water in the kitchen. Any time they spilled anything else - juice, soda (other than Sprite), fruit punch, milk (not so much for the stain as for the smell), it was on the (wheat-colored, of course) carpet.

I don't know any more. I used to be 5' 7 1/2", but over the past couple of years, I've been told I'm now 5'6" or 5'6 1/2". It's mostly bad posture, though - I'm too young to be actually shrinking but old enough to be well on the way to becoming one of those little old ladies who have their chins firmly embedded in their sternums.

Apparently, they can.

What exactly does that mean?

He had credibility?

Check out garum; also similar fish sauces from southeast Asia that I can't remember the names of. I've read that Lea & Perrins is somehow related to/derived from/inspired by them. (If it mentions this in the video, I apologize - I'm too intent on listening to Scheenee yell at Dr No to look at another video.)