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Take it to rants. Seriously, if it keeps hanging on, you may want to see a doctor.I had a cough like that one winter.After 2 or 3 weeks of waiting for it to go away, I broke down and got seen - wound up with two inhalers and a course of prednisone. Turns out I had bronchitis. Take heed - I've never been a good example, but I excel at being a horrible warning.

Because it's basically useless.

@Zenigundam When are you going to change your avatar to ?

Granted, but the planet was Pluto. I want to have the power to win more than i spend on every lottery ticket I buy.

I love to see the Amish at Walmart. There's something so intrinsically wrong with watching the traditionally-garbed matrons checking out the tupperware.

Trivial Pursuit, but I warn you, when I play, it's a blood sport.

Granted, but be prepared to stand in line so that the TSA people can search you. I want to be able to walk through walls.

Check your temp - you may be spiking a fever.

I'm guessing #2. I'm not sure why; the only one I'm willing to bet is true is #3 - it's too weird not to be.

Granted, but only when you're using the toilet. I want the power of telekinesis.

The alcohol was already in the medicine. @Still Me - aren't most elixirs compounded with alcohol? I know that historically they were, I'm just not sure how much it's changed.

Quick! Go get on the scale! Even though you know it's just a temporary water weight loss thing, it's so gratifying to see the numbers plummet like that.😉

That was beautiful.

GO CATCH IT!!!

Does it come with instructions? (I'm serious.)

A lot of things do, if you have a script.

Lots of liquids and get plenty of rest (if that's possible while tending a sick child). It may not help fend it off, but it certainly can't hurt. Is she keeping anything down, and how's her temp doing?

So update, please. How's she doing, and how are you holding up?

No matter what it is, it's not going to happen, and if it did, I would fuck it up. I have a gift for that sort of thing.

Happy Birthday!

My sympathies - I somehow scratched the cornea on my good eye Fri night, and walked around into walls for two days because I couldn't wear my glasses over the eye patch. Doing that for a couple of days was bad enough - I can't imagine doing it for months.

Was the title some kind of Freudian slip?

If you didn't find it already, I think he means the McDonald's thread.