mthor

I hated my middle name so much that when I got married, I dropped it. Now I use my maiden name as a middle name, especially considering the juxtaposition of my Slavic name with my husband's Gaelic one - infinitely more fun.

A bit?

Benadryl will make one hallucinate. It does, however, require a metric fuck-ton of them. And it's difficult to walk the fine line between "make one hallucinate" and "make one seize."

A wet rock

If he was only banned once, you only need to ask him once.

Aw, come on, katt - there's only so much a poor notebook can do.

My answer is won't. And if the bus doesn't make it won't, living with Mommy certainly will.

Can, but won't. Especially when said 13+years her senior man has to ride the bus.

That's oddly titillating.

Who?

@Phillies

You mean it wasn't?

The only way you're getting even close to her panties is if you follow her to the laundromat.

I used to watch it on Cartoon Express on USA every morning. That and the Smurfs were what got my sorry ass out of bed.

Yeah, 17 was a couple of years ago. 😉

Happy birthday, even though you haven't shown up with a new video yet.

But nobody here has ever done anything that bad to me!

He can claim all he wants, but I am.

You may be dead, but I am the Highlander.

I don't if this is as much "Good news, everyone!" as it is "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"

Depends on the day. Some days, it's honey, some day, it's gall.

Single dads, horny farmers, affluent elders...

I don't know if I should be more upset about this, or that I've gotten 3 ads for dating sites in a row.

She's an AP student in SC, which is ranked 40th in the country in education quality and 46th in safety. Although I'm sure Madison is bright, that kind of system will neither bring out her full potential nor provide her with an environment that allows her to fully challenge herself. You want fancy NY art schools or whatever, you need to move. Her being bright is not enough. source:https://www.forbes.com/sites/reneemorad/2018/07/31/states-with-the-best-public-school-systems/#790fa7913897

You couldn't sleep because of guilt, because you promised us a new video and didn't deliver. Make the video, and you'll sleep like a baby.