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I really hope that you know where your towel is.

Nice. Music was a little much, but I like this almost as much as I like the ones about pouring molten aluminum down fire ant holes.

On some Discovery program I saw (from back when they were doing a lot of dino shows), some paelentologist (or however you spell it) said that it kept the prey fish from realizing that there was a large predator closing in, since they didn't register the large body until after the relatively small head and thin neck had already arrived and started dining. Or maybe something else; I should probably go watch it again.

And she's now looking for a new job.

I wish I still had a Creepy Crawlers set. (We had the first incarnation, where third degree burns were just part of the fun.) The worms and bugs came out with a really great texture, but the colors always blended together - I'd like to see if now that I'm an adult, I could actually make a ladybug that looks like a ladybug

Sorry, kid. I'm the Highlander. And as soon as I remember where I put my claymore, there will be only one.

When do I get the feeling that your co-workers only remain your co-workers because administration is under the impression that your feeble-mindedness qualifies you for protection under the ADA?

Because beating on zeni is the only thing that keeps my rage in check. Do you really want to be constantly dealing with a middle-aged she-hulk?

You don't have to tip at McDonald's.

Thanks. I'm too lazy to recommend stuff, and fuck you, I read what I want. I was just curious; it's like we got a new toy.

So can we request that a post or thread be recommended? Not that I question staff/volunteers' taste or judgement; seeing as we're all still here, taste and/or judgement is pretty much moot. I'm just curious as to whether the option is open.

Credit where credit's due - wacky asked first. But it's in one of those offal-laden threads in DF ; I thought we'd have a better chance of an answer here.

and how and by whom is it recommended? Asking for me and @wacky1980. Thanks

I can see a get-together with a couple of close friends and a couple of bottles once the paperwork's been signed, but not a full-blown celebration of correcting one of my more idiotic decisions (marrying the asshole in the first place). But then again, I'm still married to the asshole...

I've read about them (thank you, internet, for keeping me up to date on the ever-lowering bar of socially acceptable), although I've never had the dubious pleasure of being invited to one.

I don't know why either, but they do. And perhaps if one is that awesome, no one else could throw such an awesome party.

Is a never getting married party actually any worse than a come celebrate my divorce party?

For a shower (wedding or baby) or graduation or some thing that's in a way congratulatory, I can see that. But for something that you just want to celebrate, like buying a house or getting a new job or surviving another year, why not celebrate the way you want and not how anybody else thinks you should?

What? If you're going to get the party you want, you're better off throwing it yourself, or at least planning it yourself. It's like my birthday cake. I always make it myself, because then it turns out exactly the way I like it.

Aw, just suck it up and call it a 40th birthday party. 40 isn't that bad; I don't know why you kids are all so squeamish about it.

I agree. I like to feel sandpapered when I get out of the shower.

When? You haven't put up anything in over a year.

Meh, Zeni's more the mall goth type.

They have everything! Well, almost - the only thing that stops me from moving in to one is no appliances.

In a package that makes access possible without spraying cereal all over 3 counties.