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Sorry, kid. I'm the Highlander. And as soon as I remember where I put my claymore, there will be only one.

When do I get the feeling that your co-workers only remain your co-workers because administration is under the impression that your feeble-mindedness qualifies you for protection under the ADA?

Because beating on zeni is the only thing that keeps my rage in check. Do you really want to be constantly dealing with a middle-aged she-hulk?

You don't have to tip at McDonald's.

Thanks. I'm too lazy to recommend stuff, and fuck you, I read what I want. I was just curious; it's like we got a new toy.

So can we request that a post or thread be recommended? Not that I question staff/volunteers' taste or judgement; seeing as we're all still here, taste and/or judgement is pretty much moot. I'm just curious as to whether the option is open.

Credit where credit's due - wacky asked first. But it's in one of those offal-laden threads in DF ; I thought we'd have a better chance of an answer here.

and how and by whom is it recommended? Asking for me and @wacky1980. Thanks

I can see a get-together with a couple of close friends and a couple of bottles once the paperwork's been signed, but not a full-blown celebration of correcting one of my more idiotic decisions (marrying the asshole in the first place). But then again, I'm still married to the asshole...

I've read about them (thank you, internet, for keeping me up to date on the ever-lowering bar of socially acceptable), although I've never had the dubious pleasure of being invited to one.

I don't know why either, but they do. And perhaps if one is that awesome, no one else could throw such an awesome party.

Is a never getting married party actually any worse than a come celebrate my divorce party?

For a shower (wedding or baby) or graduation or some thing that's in a way congratulatory, I can see that. But for something that you just want to celebrate, like buying a house or getting a new job or surviving another year, why not celebrate the way you want and not how anybody else thinks you should?

What? If you're going to get the party you want, you're better off throwing it yourself, or at least planning it yourself. It's like my birthday cake. I always make it myself, because then it turns out exactly the way I like it.

Aw, just suck it up and call it a 40th birthday party. 40 isn't that bad; I don't know why you kids are all so squeamish about it.

I agree. I like to feel sandpapered when I get out of the shower.

When? You haven't put up anything in over a year.

Meh, Zeni's more the mall goth type.

They have everything! Well, almost - the only thing that stops me from moving in to one is no appliances.

In a package that makes access possible without spraying cereal all over 3 counties.

OMG! I'm so jealous! $ General is the best! That's where I get a lot of my movies - I got the first 5 Puppet Master movies on one disc for $2 there. Ours was like a block from my apartment, and it was right on the way home from the library; I used to stop there religiously every Saturday on the way home from work.

It's been probably 25 years since I smoked cigarettes - I smoke little cigars, usually Swishers when I can get the 100's. For a long time, my favorites were Salem light 100's - I started smoking them when I was old enough to buy my own instead of stealing my mother's (she smoked Merits; they sucked out loud, and I'm not even sure they make them anymore).

Better even than that - why doesn't it come in waxed paper that you can actually open and close with minimal mess or problem? You kids and your damned plastic cereal bags inside the boxes.

God damn, I miss when there was a place to tell people to put drivel like this.

$ stores rule.