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Sorry - put this in the wrong place. These threads are starting to run together.

Ice ninja.

But you have no problem with the teenage boy?

You're actually kind of like Rowsdower in The Final Sacrifice (MST3K version), except that at the end, it looks like he might quit drinking. And he winds up with a teenage boy.

People still use those?

No. You shouldn't. Call the doctor. Because you don't respond to reasonable conversation. It seems that the only way to get your attention is to be snarky.

Babies don't go away when you take your meds, either.

And you want another baby.

It depends on what she's on, but some bipolar meds can cause neural tube defects, heart defects and maxillofacial deformities. I don't keep track of what kinds do which - by the time I was diagnosed, I was done having kids, and I hate OB so much that I know as little as is humanly possibly about it. Meh, it's kind of moot, as fuggs knows best anyway. Just ask her.

I don't know... I mean, anything that would stay on through any friction from clothing would be hard on skin, let alone mucous membranes. What's wrong with just keeping a honey bear in the nightstand (or in the glove box)? You kids and your specialized solutions.

You spent money on that? Shit, I got this bridge...

You didn't have Madison before. Screw what you want, you owe her the duty of being the best mother you can, and you can't do that off your meds.

Just stop thinking about any more kids. You can't afford to be off your meds.

A suppository or an enema?

She shouldn't hate it because of social standards, but she will hate it when the beetus catches her.

Best birthday present I ever got was when I turned 35 and got carded for butts.

Why is it gone already?

And I thought pinkeye sucked - Somehow, I wound up with a corneal abrasion. I'd rather have pinkeye.

True - a lot of women in their 40's have acne to to pre- and peri-menopausal hormone fluctuations.

Way to go! Just remember, the goal with young children is not to make them lose weight. It's to have them develop healthy eating habits and grow into their weight. (Cuties are healthy, but I like the darling clementines better, just for the name.)

Well, if they leave their car keys, you kind of have to let them.

Oh sweet Jebus, I don't have my glasses on, and I thought that that said urethra.

fuggs, please. You won't let the poor wage slave at Subway skimp on the onions without calling corporate. I don't believe that that is not exactly what you wanted done. It is kind of cute, though.

I've got chili cooking now, so it'll be ready tomorrow. Supper's at 6.

That's not zeni - he's too tall