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I am so sick of that twat doctor shilling her whole body deodorant.

Stop picking on Karens. Read up on the history of the Karen civil war in Burma (I do not use Myanmar out of respect to the many Karen who were my coworkers and patients). Find another name, or call them what they are - entitled, deluded bitches.

Listen carefully - you can hear the sound of whetstones on steel. There can be only one...

Nothing that deep. It just made me laugh because I haven't heard a Kennedy car wash reference in years.

Are you old enough to be making a joke like that?

Meh, sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don't.

You think whoever would replace him and run a campaign of carrying on MAGA (as the Donald would have wanted) would be an improvement?

I hope they do miss. It's bad enough orange blood has been drawn - let's not see him made a martyr.

I really miss hard toothbrushes. Not for teeth, but for those odd little things and spaces that need to be scrubbed.

Enough money for a law team good enough to find out that the prosecutor and police screwed up. Let the civil suits begin!

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/alec-baldwin-rust-case-suddenly-dismissed-over-withheld-evidence-its-a-complete-embarrassment-to-the-prosecutors-expert-says-192022322.html

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Today, I spent 4 1/2 hours with my husband. For context, that's the longest amount of time that we've spent within 200 yards of each other in over 20 years. I need a shot of Hawaiian Punch and a water glass full of Everclear. Edit: No ice, please.

ok?

I went to a nursing school run by Franciscan nuns. Although it was no longer the case when I attended, several of my instructors were alumnae - in their day, the nuns would bounce a quarter off the sheets to make sure that the beds were well made, and before the students were allowed on the floor, their clinical instructors would smack their butts to make sure that they were wearing girdles. This has been "Today in Ancient History." Please tune in again next week, when we discuss "How to Untangle Phone Cords."

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Thor was my nickname in nursing school. Nothing to do with the MCU (which wouldn't exist for decades), but chemicals were involved.

We watched some guy pull a playing card out of a banana. Then we switched to the debate. The guy with the banana has my vote.

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Damn. I was there for the beginning.

He's almost 40. He'd better figure fast.

Well, at least I got good insurance out of the deal

It's not slobbishness. It's an alternative organizational system.

Barely a handful of any parents. Buddy, Pat, odin, you, disco, me - there was one other mom, I think (no, not fuggs), and I'm not sure who the one with mental illness is, but this is obviously a low reproduction zone.