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Sorry, I should have checked first - The Incredible Journey was the book, which I read in like 6th grade, and which did not make me cry. Homeward Bound was the movie, which does.

The end of The Incredible Journey, when the golden retriever finally comes running out of the woods. I'm tearing up just thinking about it. Jurassic Bark. Not a movie, but can anybody watch that without at least sniffling a little?

Clips his nails with a hedge trimmer.

Sometimes, it's a state of knees.

Dude. Please. I'd give my senior discount at Dunkin' to be almost 50 again.

You're younger than both of my kids. I think I need a nap now.

It ain't the years, it's the mileage.

Brings a large pepper grinder everywhere, grinds pepper on to random people's food, and, when they beg him to stop, asks for a tip.

Contests his parking tickets using interpretive dance.

Wears white after Labor Day.

I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.

Isn't sure what he's going to do with an ambulance once he actually catches one.

Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?

Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.

Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.

Live long and prosper. 🖖

Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.

Buys trucks from ferrets.

Happy birthday 🖖

Is having hasenpfeffer for dinner.

Back in the day, my older daughter had an account - somebody asked her if she was an M_K alt, and she nearly went through the screen at them.

Has a mat covering a pit lined with sharpened sticks at his front door. In all fairness, it does not say WELCOME.

Uses the emergency broadcast signal as a ringtone, but without the "This is a test" disclaimer.

Boomerang has Thundarr! Yeehaw!

I tried that. I almost drowned.