mthor

Handcuffs skeletons.

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Yeah, it's been in the 20's-30's here, hence taking chances, but 80 is a nice temperature for cultures.

If it smells ok, and it's still cold where you are,I might take my chances, but then again, I'm retired and can afford to spend a couple of days in the bathroom.

Is all thumbs - five on each hand and five on each foot.

Only chews on alternate Thursdays.

I have this mental picture of your Domino's winding up somewhere in suburban Helsinki...

Tiptoes through the tulips.

Goes to Graceland incognito at least once a year.

Moonlights as an exorcist.

Ye gods, how could I forget Thundarr the Barbarian and The Smurfs? I watched them religiously every Saturday morning during nursing school.

Runs a Bigfoot sanctuary.

Hand lotion. It's not as bad as when I was working (back then, it was hand washing or alcohol based sanitizer every 5 or 10 minutes), but I still forget or put it off after I wash my hands or do the dishes, until I hit the point of wondering why my hands are so dry and itchy.

Wonders if there's beer on the sun.

Blinded me with science.

Aren't we forgetting someone? Chester A. Arthur.

Walks like an Egyptian.

Made the video that killed the radio star.

Has Betty Davis eyes.

Has an up and coming head wax business.

Thinks the answer is "Aliens" no matter what the question.

Bought the Ark of the Covenant off eBay to use as a coffee table.

Is 25846th on the Ten Most Wanted list.

Is oddly obsessed with punctuation.

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