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mthor

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Everything posted by mthor

  1. Blinded me with science.
  2. Aren't we forgetting someone? Chester A. Arthur.
  3. Walks like an Egyptian.
  4. Made the video that killed the radio star.
  5. Has Betty Davis eyes.
  6. Has an up and coming head wax business.
  7. Thinks the answer is "Aliens" no matter what the question.
  8. Bought the Ark of the Covenant off eBay to use as a coffee table.
  9. Is 25846th on the Ten Most Wanted list.
  10. Is oddly obsessed with punctuation.
  11. 🦖🥂🦖🎂🦖🎉🦖
  12. Gave a mouse a cookie, and lived to regret it.
  13. Just blew my demented little 👞mind. And why is there a random show in my post? Edit 2: SHOE, DAMMIT!
  14. Squeezes the Charmin, although he's not sure why.
  15. Is the 10th dentist.
  16. Always uses coupons and exact change, no matter how many pennies she has to dig out of the bottom of her purse.
  17. Knows how much wood a woodchuck chucks
  18. Picks the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms, throws them away, and eats the cereal.
  19. Does both the Hanky Panky and the Hokey Pokey.
  20. Look at it. You're backwards. You fail.
  21. It's not only math, it's wrong. You just flunked percentages.
  22. Has been singing "The Song That Never Ends" since 1992.
  23. Because you touch yourself at night. Duh.
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