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mthor

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  1. mthor
    The Mummy and The Mummy Returns
  2. mthor
    And a radio show and a tv show...
  3. mthor
    Fourth, I think, but I've been wrong before & I'll be wrong again.
  4. mthor
    There is no headache like a caffeine withdrawal headache. It may not be the worst kind of headache, but it's special in its own way.
  5. mthor
    I have never prayed so hard to the gods of infertility as I do now.
  6. mthor
    I vacillate between 🤮, 🤦, and 😱 as a reaction.
  7. mthor
    Dexter is cooking: meatloaf, mac & cheese, peas, and apple crisp. He's not Gordon Ramsay yet, but there's still time.
  8. mthor
    I tend to doubt that your pension could be described as a hemorrhage...even calling it a paper cut is probably a bit extreme.
  9. mthor
    Well, it's been a few days, and - Never mind.
  10. mthor
    Curses! Broiled again!
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  12. mthor
    I myself am actually 3 midgets in a trench coat.
  13. mthor
    A burning question, or a burning answer?
  14. mthor
    Having chili tonight - first batch of the season. It smells good already.
  15. mthor
    I'm not that old (not quite, anyways). I don't know, my mother always used to tell my brothers that when one of them would get a stye.
  16. mthor
    And a stye means you've been peeing by the road.
  17. mthor
    Be grateful that there aren't enough to write Shakespeare.
  18. mthor
    He is not worthy to die like Elvis.
  19. mthor
    My kids and their families are busy getting passports. I feel like I should be out removing distributor caps or something, but I'm not sure which vehicles to steal them from. (Bonus points if you get that reference)
  20. mthor
    Do that, and I will wear one, with my flabby, varicose-vein riddled legs exposed in all of their Boomer glory. Be careful what you wish for.
  21. mthor
    Don't get me started. (Technically, I'm actually somewhere on the cusp of Gertrude and Susan.)
  22. mthor
    Don't be ridiculous. Tesla had pigeons.
  23. mthor
    Eeyore.
  24. mthor
    It's actually very entertaining; I'm just not sure that it's entertaining in the way that Ed Wood meant it to be.
  25. mthor
    It doesn't need riffing.
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