Ho Chi Sock

Wise choice.

The fuck is wrong with you? 😡 😄

Packard

Rail

That cat is living the life. I'm so jealous.

"Did you just shit the bed? What the hell you been eating?!?"

Granny queefs af

I was picturing it more like by itself... A big, warm, tablespoon full.

Something he wishes he could do. When he gets close to a girl, he spasms and jizzes in his pants. Just one of the reasons they won't let him in Chuck E. Cheese's anymore.

That is so fucked up.

That is truly disgusting.

Yes, we must not forget the whores.

Hmm... I'll send them out as Christmas presents, then.

I suppose so. I brought gifts, though. You get a jar of mayonnaise! And you get a jar of mayonnaise! Everyone goes home with a jar of mayonnaise! Oh... Says here it expired in 2016... No wonder I found those 3 cases out by the dumpster behind Dollar General. Even more surprised Packard didn't scoop it up first...

Because your mother didn't swallow you on the night you were conceived. Her lack of vision has had dire consequences for us all.

Late to the party...

See these all the time. Sometimes just the wings, though, since the bats here find them so damn tasty.

I think the Domino's comment triggered him. It was actually a normal conversation until then. To be fair, it was more than likely all a set up so he could make his legal hottie comment. I guess what I'm really trying to say, is... post count +1 😛😄

Gotcha

Why is that?

1998... I'll never forget it. That was the year when bizarre incidents began occurring in the Arklay Mountains, on the outskirts of Raccoon City...