Ho Chi Sock

I thought it was obvious because she was all over it...

Hold up there a minute. *orders sahockeygrl15 off the menu* Let's live dangerously...

Looking sexy, as always.

Sir, step, I'm sorry, waddle, away from the locker. Your fat ass is denting the door in. Besides, you're blocking 3/4 of the hallway, you fat bastard.

I think that was a reference to when Brock told Heath Slater he didn't give a fuck about his kids

Looks like a stink bug.

The Poseidon Adventure, and The Black Hole come to mind. Can't think of another movie at the moment, but Airwolf comes to mind as far as another TV series.

*slaps cheap pisswater swill out of your hand* Now what, fat boy?

Well, that was three hours you'll never get back. Took you that long to come up with that? So sad.

Happy Birthday!

You dumb, fat fuck. Just get your mom to go get it. You are welcome. Bottom shelf beta bitch.

Damn straight.

Beautiful.

It's just so sad...

Zeni never fails to disappoint.

I thought it was because you are too much of an alpha, and all of those beta bitches can't handle it. Or maybe it's because your drunk ass keeps passing out at the bus stop, and no one bothers to wake your drooling ass up. So you're always late. Yeah, it's the second one...

If it involves you, the answer is always "yes"

Where does the fucking line start?

Hahahahahahaha! ... Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Put a bra on, bitchtits!

A happy life. ...and unlimited tacos. Mostly the tacos.

I do not care what you think about when you touch yourself.

Because you touch yourself at night.

What size is that, 3X? 4X? To be a brand new shirt, the neck looks stretched. Damn Zeni the Hutt.

Oh, you mean your hand. Gotcha. Creep.