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And, were there any hobos following him around? That would be a dead giveaway if so.

Oh, so it wasn't Packard. Ok, gotcha. 👍

About you? Absolutely not.

Congratulations are in order, so, congrats!

I've seen your demise. A girl in a bikini is going to choke you with a chain. It's going to be awesome.

She's trying to make everything all about her, as usual. On topic: kill that flying maggot!

No one here is dumb enough or desperate enough to have sex with a manatee.

Well, well, well. Look who it is. Mr. Alpha, himself. Here, let me welcome you properly...

I don't want to change it forever, just a little while.

Stop trying to make everything about you, you pathetic attention whore.

Yes, with a love for butt worms and baked mice Well, if it can't be done, I'd settle for Claptrap.

And who are you again?

Can I change my name to CL4P-TP?

Ah, you're writing a science fiction story. It could work, except I cannot suspend my disbelief, not even for a second. Don't quit your day job.

You beat up a child at the bus stop and stole his shoes. What a beta thing to do.

Ask yourself these two questions: Are you Packard? Are you Zeni? If you answered "no" to both of these questions, congratulate yourself, for that makes you a winner in life. Maybe even worthy of a cookie. If you answered "yes" to either question, then there is no hope, and your life truly is pointless. Please proceed to the nearest busy interstate, wait until traffic is heavy, close your eyes, and walk from one side to the other.

Yeah, really. I had to work today. So stupid. Much dumb.

My dog's name is Hank Hill. Should have named him Bobby, cause the boy ain't right.

I only post a pic like, once a year. Maybe twice. Don't want people to go blind you know.