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Ho Chi Sock

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  1. Kidnapping. Make sure it's in broad daylight, with plenty of witnesses.
  2. So it's perfect for you, then...
  3. So where is your friend working now? Or was working, depending on how this plays out. Be honest. She immediately kneed your friend in the groin after his sad attempt at a kiss, and it took him 10 minutes to recover.
  4. Yeah, all of this. His face is still very punchable, plus he's bald now.
  5. It makes the pancakes so light and fluffy...
  6. They are all jealous of his manliness. Yeah, that has to be it.
  7. I sure hope so.
  8. Am I the only one who noticed the jar of mayonnaise on the table? 🤨
  9. Find a ghost and ask it. 👻
  10. *makes more fart noises, wet ones this time*
  11. *makes fart noises*
  12. Friends are overrated, but tacos? Tacos are forever, as are nachos. Mmm, nachos.
  13. But he squeezed the Charmin, dammit.
  14. Thank you kindly.
  15. Won Hung Lo
  16. Could I have my name changed to Ho Chi Sock?
  17. Hmm, that would have been great. Gotten more eyes on the program. I like the way you think. Good head on your shoulders.
  18. Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep.
  19. Hmm, it's an older code, but it checks out. *opens the door slowly, motioning you inside while keeping an eye on you*
  20. *cracks door open* What's the password?
  21. I heard he was slayin' it in the self-love department. Still is, from what I hear.
  22. Yes, and sometimes I feel like nachos would solve the world's problems.
  23. You said hard uh huh huh huh
  24. The one where he did that thing. You know, that thing, with the other thing. Then something cool happened. Then everyone got kind kind of high and kinda drunk.
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