So where is your friend working now? Or was working, depending on how this plays out.
Be honest. She immediately kneed your friend in the groin after his sad attempt at a kiss, and it took him 10 minutes to recover.
Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha!
Yep.
The one where he did that thing. You know, that thing, with the other thing. Then something cool happened. Then everyone got kind kind of high and kinda drunk.