Ho Chi Sock
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If she was smart, she... You know what? Fuck it. Go for it, dude.
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You wouldn't know good music if it hit you upside the head. Preferably one of the old boomboxes that were popular in the 80's. -
Hmm. How... unfortunate.
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*farts* *everything in a five-mile radius dies... horribly*
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Whatever you say, grandpa. Go drink some prune juice, and go to bed, you old fart knocker.
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*laughs* Pull my finger...
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When things don't go as planned, you'll always have your haaaaand.
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Maybe she does, but I was talking about you. You'd bore her to tears, if she wasn't so creeped out first.
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No chance.
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How DARE you use logic?! š
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I am The Jaquio! I mean, it says it right there, next to my handsome face, for crying out loud.
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You try it, and I'll tie your shoelaces together, mister.
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Boring...
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Hmm...
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But why?
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The bigger, the better.
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What the hell is wrong with you? Zeni likes them bigger than that.
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Are... are you super cereal? Oh, look. A door. *leaves thread*
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zeni spotted at local establishment trying to pick up chicks
Ho Chi Sock replied to Poof's topic in Free-For-All
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My significant other told me about this place
Ho Chi Sock replied to midnight's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
Shh... it was for dramatic effect. Also, um... look! It's the Goodyear Blimp! *runs off* >.> <.< -
It certainly makes beer pong more interesting.
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I thought they were built to shoot ping pong balls out of their hoohas. My whole life has been a lie.
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TV and the internet lie? Preposterous!
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Go to a bar, walk up to some fine ladies sitting at a table, take your hog out, plop it down on the table, and show them what your working with. One hell of a conversation starter.
