crackymckrackin

Not weird if you aren't looking.

My nipps are a no go zone.

Best comedy music video ever.

I'm older than almost everyone here and i skipped dinner.

I did have a pretty amazing beard until last week.

I do want live the squatch life.

"Your dick" Is always a good joke.

It's my mobile office. I can send and sign contracts, answer email, research property, i do everything on it.

Possibly?

Maybe this is how they get laid with cavity searches.

An ounce here is still a felony. Every cop gets a hard on as soon as they smell it and these idiots just gave them a location to go find it.

Thats completely accurate but has little to do with how stupid people are.

Why would you post pics of you rolling the biggest fattest sticky on the planet to the snap chat map? I've lost count of how many I've seen.

All of the above.

I had to give up hunting for years when i was moving around. Now that I'm back where i started i can step out my front door and see deer. The downside of being back here is no internet except satalite. Having a life is pretty easy when shit is beaming to space and back. I don't even have cell service here. It's like living off the grid with water and electric only.

I would drink mead from a Chewbacca dick cup any day.

Which ever makes that horrible series end.

The quickest........so my wife says.

It's not even in season until fall. That one looks less than a year old. I had time to watch itthis morning but as soon as I picked up the camera it started to run. Asshole deer was camera shy.

They cook up kinda like chicken. Tastes pretty good too.

Hence future dinner. I would never take one that small.

Lets grill that dude!

Only the finest oak will do.

I saw my future dinner.

Obvioysly guy is lying, Han Solo has a millennium falcon on his being chased by tie fighters. Case closed.