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That flu going around acts like a cold.

You should record yourself giving your speeches before you go in front of the crowd. You can watch and see your strong points and the weaker points. It also helps doing it in front of friends or family, hell even a stranger would work. Practice makes better.

The implication being that it was a person in a vegetative state or coma, hence the "vegetable".

I remember officer Jenny. Lest we forget.

Maybe? I give as good as I get. So maybe still feel sorry for her. PURPLE NURPLES ALL AROUND!!!!

Be sorry for my wife. I have to fight her off. She brings the pain.

A man after my own heart.

I'm a no fun kind of guy.

Very, burns like fire.

Not weird if you aren't looking.

My nipps are a no go zone.

Best comedy music video ever.

I'm older than almost everyone here and i skipped dinner.

I did have a pretty amazing beard until last week.

I do want live the squatch life.

"Your dick" Is always a good joke.

It's my mobile office. I can send and sign contracts, answer email, research property, i do everything on it.

Possibly?

Maybe this is how they get laid with cavity searches.

An ounce here is still a felony. Every cop gets a hard on as soon as they smell it and these idiots just gave them a location to go find it.

Thats completely accurate but has little to do with how stupid people are.

Why would you post pics of you rolling the biggest fattest sticky on the planet to the snap chat map? I've lost count of how many I've seen.

All of the above.