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I missed a word.

A man tells his buddy about his first flight. As the plane reaches cruising altitude, the male instructor leans over and tells the student, " I'm a 9th degree black belt and I'm gay. You can either have sex with me or jump." Hearing this the buddy asks, " Did you jump?" His reply, "A little at first." Thanks to Mr Ron White for that joke.

Hormones, I get it man.

Poor circulation causes cold hands....also cold temperatures causes cold hands.

Big-O Ghost in the shell Harvey Birdman

They never told us anything but i knew it was going to happen as soon as i saw all the williams street people posting on reddit.

I changed mine to 9001 once but never gave a kudo at that high.

I sure as fuck ain't going to Pa to meet you or anyone else. It's pa, the shit stain of the U.S.

You aren't real life people.

I don't hate anyone here including packard. Some are more annoying than others but really my hate is reserved for real life people.

Looks like an over seasoned pork chop.

Had sex twice.

Been married 22 years. I don't anticipate any problems.

Great my banks will enjoy all that money.

Sounds horrible, steak just needs salt and pepper.

I use thermite.

Post it in the food folder so we can all enjoy it.

Your computer has seen some shit, man.

And you put that phone up to your face.

When i had a Fb i set up a person to take it down. They actually have a setting for that.

All that auto erotic asphyxiation porn on your computer, everyone will know.

Ragnorock? No spell check for ragnorock.

Do you have a friend to delete your browser history and wipe your hard drive?

Alphas don't hang out on message boards and tell people what's alpha

Man my kid constantly gets hit on by some stupid hot girls. He's 18 and completely oblivious. I got some stories but I'm not typing out all that shit on this phone. He's not gay before anyone asks.