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I had to give up hunting for years when i was moving around. Now that I'm back where i started i can step out my front door and see deer. The downside of being back here is no internet except satalite. Having a life is pretty easy when shit is beaming to space and back. I don't even have cell service here. It's like living off the grid with water and electric only.

I would drink mead from a Chewbacca dick cup any day.

Which ever makes that horrible series end.

The quickest........so my wife says.

It's not even in season until fall. That one looks less than a year old. I had time to watch itthis morning but as soon as I picked up the camera it started to run. Asshole deer was camera shy.

They cook up kinda like chicken. Tastes pretty good too.

Hence future dinner. I would never take one that small.

Lets grill that dude!

Only the finest oak will do.

I saw my future dinner.

Obvioysly guy is lying, Han Solo has a millennium falcon on his being chased by tie fighters. Case closed.

I can hear that he died in my lap today and tomorrow free to run to the office window and look up at the dollar.

Thats the joke.

Just tag an admin in every post until they change your permissions. @KN

Who?

"Once they're dead they are hookers, Cyril."

I told her to not bother. She did it anyway. Tylenol was working better.

Thats how you get dead hookers.

I'm straight edge. I only take what the doc gives. Currently thats some shitty tramadol. Doesn't even touch this tooth pain.

@molarbear I found your twin.

Spaceballs 2, the quest for more money.

Sugar free wine....invent this.....everclear?

Celebrate early, get shitty tonight. This way even if you don't get it you still got to party.

You got the beetus....really you just eat to much shit but you would never except that responsibility.

I have seen a few hot women who curl.