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crackymckrackin

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  1. Man I honestly don't get kids. My son has a female friend who he dates. He says they are friends. I say he's a bitch who lacks the balls to ask her out. My son isn't a lone example of this either. Most of the kids I know are about the same.
  2. Old and drop dead sexy (without the sexy).
  3. It will be another month and a half at least before I can start the garden. I'm kind of jealous.
  4. I was married and had a kid.
  5. This is true and since you look 12 maybe I should.
  6. They are all meat heads. Tell them it got cancelled and they might believe you.
  7. Did you ask her to go to McDonald's and tell her she could have any one item on the dollar menu?
  8. Lets just not observe it. Screw everybody else.
  9. Dancing dinosaurs?
  10. Everyone was eaten.
  11. Dinosaurs everywhere!!!!!!
  12. Gotta keep them on their toes. Funny one day brooding and deep the next.
  13. Fiber internet in a storage closet. If I didn't have to move....yes
  14. Imagine being a dude next time, awkward boners. Take a cucumber and stuff it down your pant leg. No one will care what you say. The comedy would be pure gold.
  15. If i didn't have to move I would gladly pay 900 a month.
  16. I would have mocked anyone wanting to move there tbh.
  17. Lucky asshole.
  18. Err body's NEKKID!
  19. Look through them. X-ray dem dudes.
  20. Communication starts with your eyes. You know, unless you are blind. Changing your dress or body language goes a long way with the crowd. Might try looking up different postures and try that. I could go on and on seriously, forever but I don't want to bore you or type on this phone that much.
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