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Dollar General sells the same cookies year round.

ARRIVING!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT IT'S ROLLING AWAY!!!!

In the tire?

Hey moose

The back of a vw bug.

Im bringing a peanut butter pie and i have no idea how to get in touch with a hammer then take it outside and set the pieces on fire in a minute to get the rest of those hung up so no one will ever see them in my lap today.

Single spaced.

I think if I can dig up some money @katt_goddess should have to write at minimum a 10 page essay on the benifits of taint moisturizing.

Skip laundry day, turn it wrong side out and wear it. If it smells just throw it in the dryer.

Are there other ways to donate? I hate paypal.

I would have to stand on my knees and duck down.

I wasn't even looking for it and just stumbled on it in the weird part.

Dude there is SO much asian porn on youtube, like a ridiculous amount.

I suddenly felt there was an asian pic posted and came.....running.

NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!11!!1!!

He's playing d&d or so he said. I think he's ashamed and is afraid his girlfriend will find him talking to his "college" friends. He's reading this thread btw.

@katt_goddess Sticks says hello.

Shit man, thats like a heat wave.

Rock out with your cock out.

I didn't mention all the games and kids playing outside but to be honest it was all a part of the dinner. I would kill for some good mashed potatoes right now.

Every Sunday growing up we would go to my grandmother's home for lunch. She was dirt poor but every sunday she would put on a spread that was fit for a soul food king. Fried chicken, cornbread, fried greens and what ever else she could get her hands on. Growing up l never really appreciated the effort she put into it. Everything she made was from scratch. She would make pies with huge whipped peaks on top. Even with all that food, nothing was wasted, cornbread was mixed with buttermilk for a late night snack. The greens were refried for lunch and the chicken was mixed back in with dumplings. I really miss that lady. Did any of you have these types of traditions. Im honestly thinking of doing it with my kid just so we xan make these memories with his kids if he ever has any.

If it's something I know could go more than one way I type it out then read it through a different lens so to speak. If l just can't make it work i put in a brief explanation. Even then you never know how others might take it. In some cases i know it will be misinterpreted and i just delete the whole thing and it never gets posted. Nothing on a message board is as urgent as we might think it is and words have power, even here.

Arrogant Bastard Ale. Worst shit ever. Thank god I didn't buy it. Someone brought it to a party and told me to try it.

I have sprint unlimited, 4 lines and 10gb per line for 120 per month. Never get the "free" phones. It's how the trap you. I can switch to any company at anytime if they have better rates or plans and it doesn't cost a fortune to leave because I bought my phones. You want to mind rape a store employee, tell them you are buying your phone and not signing a contract.